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Peeling an orange

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Whats the secret?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Have the butler do it obvs

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Put them back on the shelf and get some easy peelers!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One trick is to cut them in quarters with a knife; peeling the skin from the now triangular edges is much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use one of those hand juicers,but oranges are too big,so I use Clementines instead.....oooooh me darlin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One trick is to cut them in quarters with a knife; peeling the skin from the now triangular edges is much easier "

Thats far too sensible. It didnt need passing through an armpit first or poked at with a toenail?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Score the skin with a sharp knife in quarter sections, peel each one down from the top. At one time you could buy a tool designed for this purpose. Someone with good knife skills can then cut the pith away and deftly release each segment but I have neither the time nor inclination for that sort of caper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that messing about peeling just juice the sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck that messing about peeling just juice the sucker"

Smooth? Not a fan of bits

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


" I have neither the time nor inclination for that sort of caper "

lol glad you said that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck that messing about peeling just juice the sucker

Smooth? Not a fan of bits"

That's why I use Clementines,far better for smoothies,see my smoothie thread for more details

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I can do it in my pocket - might look like im wanking but im peeling an orange!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


" I have neither the time nor inclination for that sort of caper

lol glad you said that!"

. I always do the scoring it into quarters though.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Tap both ends a few times.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Cut it into quarters and eat the middles. No peeling necessary.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do it in my pocket - might look like im wanking but im peeling an orange! "

You're getting sticky fingers either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do it in my pocket - might look like im wanking but im peeling an orange!

You're getting sticky fingers either way"

Think he's taking the pith...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do it in my pocket - might look like im wanking but im peeling an orange!

You're getting sticky fingers either way

Think he's taking the pith... "

You just pipped me too it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"One trick is to cut them in quarters with a knife; peeling the skin from the now triangular edges is much easier

Thats far too sensible. It didnt need passing through an armpit first or poked at with a toenail? "

Oh yes - I completely forgot to mention the first stage; One should assume the lotus position with the orange balanced upon one’s head whilst chanting the nursery rhyme, Oranges and Lemons. Next the orange must be rubbed vigorously against one’s dog or cat….

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Go to a posh shop that sells them ready peeled.

A

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Score the skin with a sharp knife in quarter sections, peel each one down from the top. At one time you could buy a tool designed for this purpose. Someone with good knife skills can then cut the pith away and deftly release each segment but I have neither the time nor inclination for that sort of caper "

But which "end" do you start the peel from? The end with the little juice stopper that falls out or the end with the devils anus?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cut into quarters and then duck all the juices out of them…

Or if you want to peel them, then jab your thumb in the top and pick at each piece of peel hoping you get some that goes right round and then spend the next 2 hours picking all the pith off

K

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

If you really want to peel it - roll it on the table/worktop with your hand to help loosen the peel from the fleshy but

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Score the skin with a sharp knife in quarter sections, peel each one down from the top. At one time you could buy a tool designed for this purpose. Someone with good knife skills can then cut the pith away and deftly release each segment but I have neither the time nor inclination for that sort of caper

But which "end" do you start the peel from? The end with the little juice stopper that falls out or the end with the devils anus? "

The choice is yours. I prefer the devil's anus personally there's something about it that appeals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut in half and turn each half inside out.

F

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