FabSwingers.com forum: When your pet acts human

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My cat has just done the mother of all poo's in her box. Turned and looked at me like ' you fart in my face at night so yea, i did that now clear it up bitch'!

Do your pets do things you do? Look at you and you know they are thinking like you?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

This just makes me think you maliciously take a shit then glare at people to clean it up

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Cats are complex , basically they are not ours, we are their humans. I’ve been adopted by the one next door recently.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes, my dog absolutely loves a bath and being wrapped up in his bathrobe ready for a snooze on the sofa.

He likes his feet being rubbed.

He likes a banana or a sausage in the morning.

He's a labrador

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat aged 21 does not leave the house, she uses her litter tray, but if I do not empty it within a week, she obviously feels it is too foul and so uses the floor in the dining room.

No i do not take a crap on the floor if I am in the bathroom, but it does remind me of SE Asian loos on trains or at service stations (mind where you step and get some smelling salts).

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"My cat aged 21 does not leave the house, she uses her litter tray, but if I do not empty it within a week, she obviously feels it is too foul and so uses the floor in the dining room.

No i do not take a crap on the floor if I am in the bathroom, but it does remind me of SE Asian loos on trains or at service stations (mind where you step and get some smelling salts)."

Litter trays should be cleaned daily. House must stink.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"My cat has just done the mother of all poo's in her box. Turned and looked at me like ' you fart in my face at night so yea, i did that now clear it up bitch'!

Do your pets do things you do? Look at you and you know they are thinking like you?"

That made me laugh

my dog has a bit of that attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat aged 21 does not leave the house, she uses her litter tray, but if I do not empty it within a week, she obviously feels it is too foul and so uses the floor in the dining room.

No i do not take a crap on the floor if I am in the bathroom, but it does remind me of SE Asian loos on trains or at service stations (mind where you step and get some smelling salts)."

If I was the cat I'd shit on your floor too for leaving a litter tray that long before you cleaned it... the smell of wee and poo must be delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat aged 21 does not leave the house, she uses her litter tray, but if I do not empty it within a week, she obviously feels it is too foul and so uses the floor in the dining room.

No i do not take a crap on the floor if I am in the bathroom, but it does remind me of SE Asian loos on trains or at service stations (mind where you step and get some smelling salts).

Litter trays should be cleaned daily. House must stink."

Wow, who rattled your cage?

It is spot-cleaned every day (i.e. any pooh removed) and the litter usually replaced every five days (advice is at least once a week).

Luckily I live in a mansion, so cannot smell the cat box from the west wing, and usually the butler or maid is asked to replace the litter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they sit on a chair at your dinner table and stare at you, just a pair of intense eyes and little ears pricked above the table horizon. And you obviously then have to offer them a bit.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

When the cat takes a dump in your slippers because you havent emptied the litter tray for 18 months… and you’re wearing the slippers!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My Shepweiler (more German Shepherd than Rottweiler, his sister is more Rottweiler than German Shepherd) loves to climb on the sofa, scoot up behind me so he’s got one paw behind my shoulders and the other paw he puts on my chest so it’s like he’s giving a cuddle from behind. I love it, he’s a big furry lump of love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Shepweiler (more German Shepherd than Rottweiler, his sister is more Rottweiler than German Shepherd) loves to climb on the sofa, scoot up behind me so he’s got one paw behind my shoulders and the other paw he puts on my chest so it’s like he’s giving a cuddle from behind. I love it, he’s a big furry lump of love.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler with Lassie?

A dog that rips your arm off and then goes for help.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

When I used to tell my dog to stop doing something, he used to look me straight in the eye and continue doing whatever he was doing, but in slow motion...it was like having an obnoxious teenager in the house at times!

But, much as he used to drive me up the wall, I wish he was still here to be naughty

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I believe we have the most human dog going. She moans until she gets her tea in the morning. She sits and cries for the kids until they are all back in the house.. And she sits like a human and paws at you, as if to say "stop looking at me like that"

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

My dog has very expressive facial expressions

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"My cat aged 21 does not leave the house, she uses her litter tray, but if I do not empty it within a week, she obviously feels it is too foul and so uses the floor in the dining room.

No i do not take a crap on the floor if I am in the bathroom, but it does remind me of SE Asian loos on trains or at service stations (mind where you step and get some smelling salts).

If I was the cat I'd shit on your floor too for leaving a litter tray that long before you cleaned it... the smell of wee and poo must be delightful

And yet op hasn't said a word against this ... only my reply hit a nerve

I agree with you totally...

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