FabSwingers.com forum: Time for some real controversy.......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like marmite but not crumpets sorry ... not helpful

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO"

Hell Yes.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes and add a slice of vintage cheddar too.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

No!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Marmite JUST NO!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I like marmite but Nooooo!

Loads of butter only on crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes and add a slice of vintage cheddar too.

Yes yes yes, let me come live with you

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Yes and loads of butter so it drips through onto the plate

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’d say no. I like marmite and I like crumpets but not the combo.

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By *utie bootyMan
over a year ago

the manor that never was

Marmite with a generous spread of crunchy peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite with a generous spread of crunchy peanut butter

I saw marmite peanut butter in ASDA

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By *utie bootyMan
over a year ago

the manor that never was

"Marmite with a generous spread of crunchy peanut butter

I saw marmite peanut butter in ASDA"

The ratio is all wrong, its gotta be diy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and strawberry jam for me!..if I'm feeling fancy, a slice of cheese.

But marmite? Absolutely not

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Try bovril on crumpets it's lovely

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Marmite on EVERYTHING (ignore my B12 deficiency shouting)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like marmite but not crumpets sorry ... not helpful

Marmite & cheese on toast

Not crumpets. Cream cheese on my crumpets!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Mrs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No. Definitely not. It’s a yes to the Marmite but not on crumpets.

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By *r LickalotapussMan
over a year ago

London

"Butter and strawberry jam for me!..if I'm feeling fancy, a slice of cheese.

But marmite? Absolutely not"

Yum, and don't forget to lick those sticky fingers clean afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Good God, man, what are you thinking?!

I’m a fan of both. But together? Obscene.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Marmite on nothing, ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Good God, man, what are you thinking?!

I’m a fan of both. But together? Obscene."

Come to the dark side red, you'll not regret it

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Yes!! With baked beans and cheese

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By *uggy 555Man
over a year ago

Swansea Valley

Definitely crumpets

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

YES also add cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter and strawberry jam for me!..if I'm feeling fancy, a slice of cheese.

But marmite? Absolutely not

Yum, and don't forget to lick those sticky fingers clean afterwards.

I don't lick my own fingers

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a fan of either I’m afraid.

With all the holes in a crumpet I feel like I’m being cheated out of half my food. And marmite well, just yuk obvs

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Yes,Yes,Yes, and Yes again

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Yes and add a slice of vintage cheddar too.

Marriage proposal In the email!!!

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Yes! Marmite on the first one, honey on the second.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Marmite?

Get in the bin.

You could deliver me Margot Robbie covered head to toe in marmite and I'd rather lick the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally yes..

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By *r LickalotapussMan
over a year ago

London

"Butter and strawberry jam for me!..if I'm feeling fancy, a slice of cheese.

But marmite? Absolutely not

Yum, and don't forget to lick those sticky fingers clean afterwards.

I don't lick my own fingers

I'll grab my coat and be right over to assist in your moment of need.

Put the kettle on, need a steamy brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What in gods name is this…..NO

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Marmite, yes.

Crumpets, no

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I love both , but that's still a nope from me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No. Abomination

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Marmite doesn't belong anywhere except the bin.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Marmite?

Get in the bin.

You could deliver me Margot Robbie covered head to toe in marmite and I'd rather lick the dog.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO"

No no no no no NO!!! Just no.

Don’t you DARE ruin my crumpets with that disgusting brown goop! You should be ashamed.

Now step away from the toaster and sit in the corner of fab to think about what you’ve said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO

No no no no no NO!!! Just no.

Don’t you DARE ruin my crumpets with that disgusting brown goop! You should be ashamed.

Now step away from the toaster and sit in the corner of fab to think about what you’ve said."

I standing up strong and proud for marmite, marmite matters too

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I've got chilli marmite

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO

No no no no no NO!!! Just no.

Don’t you DARE ruin my crumpets with that disgusting brown goop! You should be ashamed.

Now step away from the toaster and sit in the corner of fab to think about what you’ve said.

I standing up strong and proud for marmite, marmite matters too

Haha! Now there’s a hashtag or whatever the tiktokking yoof are calling it these days. Big ups bruv. Innit.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO"

Hate Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No to the marmite or the crumpets

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Toast

Marmite

Jamón

Poached egg

Hollandaise sauce

Fresh cracked black pepper

Fresh basil leaf.

The top of my list is the bottom of the stack and everything else goes in as you read down the list. Serve it with a cold crisp cava and follow it with a shag. Lovely.

Gbat

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

No to marmite full stop

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Marmite just licked off the spoon. Then eat the crumpets

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO"

Can I have only crumpets?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yes, absolutely.

Topped with cheese then grilled again

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Never tried it and judging by the replies here I won't either lol love buttery crumpets though

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It was a no from Marmite onwards.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Yes, absolutely.

Topped with cheese then grilled again

You know M&S do a marmite cream cheese? And snack pots with breadsticks to dip!!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

No to marmite and no to crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

With cheese.

And real butter.

The end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite on crumpets

YES OR NO

No no no no no NO!!! Just no.

Don’t you DARE ruin my crumpets with that disgusting brown goop! You should be ashamed.

Now step away from the toaster and sit in the corner of fab to think about what you’ve said.

I standing up strong and proud for marmite, marmite matters too

Haha! Now there’s a hashtag or whatever the tiktokking yoof are calling it these days. Big ups bruv. Innit."

Ya knows it fam #marmite rocks

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Yes! Marmite on anything is a yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fuck no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but vegemite yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes with lots of butter!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Ålwåys Yes.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Definitely yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No to both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely!! Whack some in your spag bowl when cocking the mince and sauce next time and you will love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Marmite belongs in the Bin

If I was a store manager I would sell marmite down aisle 66 headed 'foods only Hitler & dictators would enjoy' hahaha

I joke I joke calm your ass down

but I really don't like marmite that's no joke

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