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I've broke my TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The pussy dry humped the remote and now it won't turn on

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Give it a spank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give it a spank. "

That's cruelty to animals, it's not pussy's fault

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Isn't there a knob you can twiddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Jennie when you need her...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a newish model, no knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On / off at the plug? Batteries in the remote

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"It's a newish model, no knobs "

Oh. You might find something round the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a newish model, no knobs "

A knobless box

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Shine a light around the edges, if it's black. I didn't realise my daughter's television had controls on the front until I noticed them in daylight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a newish model, no knobs "

The tv or the remote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On / off at the plug? Batteries in the remote "

I can't get damned thing off pussy, it's his new fascination...TV keeps getting turned on at 3am and waking me up

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Stick it in a bowl of rice over night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a newish model, no knobs

A knobless box "

It's a TV, not the ex wife

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"On / off at the plug? Batteries in the remote

I can't get damned thing off pussy, it's his new fascination...TV keeps getting turned on at 3am and waking me up "

You can buy a cat toy that looks like a remote. Just get one and swap it

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Buy a new Tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On / off at the plug? Batteries in the remote

I can't get damned thing off pussy, it's his new fascination...TV keeps getting turned on at 3am and waking me up

You can buy a cat toy that looks like a remote. Just get one and swap it "

I think he'd notice, it's personal now.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"On / off at the plug? Batteries in the remote

I can't get damned thing off pussy, it's his new fascination...TV keeps getting turned on at 3am and waking me up

You can buy a cat toy that looks like a remote. Just get one and swap it

I think he'd notice, it's personal now. "

Get one with catnip in..

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On / off at the plug? Batteries in the remote

I can't get damned thing off pussy, it's his new fascination...TV keeps getting turned on at 3am and waking me up

You can buy a cat toy that looks like a remote. Just get one and swap it

I think he'd notice, it's personal now.

Get one with catnip in..

Thank me later "

I'll try anything if it keeps the TV quiet.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Get new pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Jennie when you need her..."

Neve fear, she's here.

Broken TVs can be renovated. It needs specislist knowledge, but you may find a reset slot in the back. Push something long and thin into the slot, then tug on any protrudences at the front.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Apologies in advance.....

Is the volume control broken? If it is and you want rid put it on Ebay for a fiver.

At that price you can't turn it down.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get new pussy "

One day, this one is aging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Jennie when you need her...

Neve fear, she's here.

Broken TVs can be renovated. It needs specislist knowledge, but you may find a reset slot in the back. Push something long and thin into the slot, then tug on any protrudences at the front."

Snigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's Jennie when you need her...

Neve fear, she's here.

Broken TVs can be renovated. It needs specislist knowledge, but you may find a reset slot in the back. Push something long and thin into the slot, then tug on any protrudences at the front.

Snigger "

Jennie knows her TVs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Jennie when you need her...

Neve fear, she's here.

Broken TVs can be renovated. It needs specislist knowledge, but you may find a reset slot in the back. Push something long and thin into the slot, then tug on any protrudences at the front."

Very pleased to see your expertise here...

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"The pussy dry humped the remote and now it won't turn on"
there has to be touch sensitive buttons on the bottom or side of the telly.. try removing the batteries and drying the remote out with a hair dryer or go to a store and buy a universal remote for that type of tele,,

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