FabSwingers.com forum: Men in suits too sexual for business

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oh I know... And if they roll their sleeves up? That's such a distraction

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wait... All I need is a suit to make the ladies interested and excited?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

Should you be looking at the honourable members in that way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples? "

Yes the shiny shoes that accentuate their tight calves and matching socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I know... And if they roll their sleeves up? That's such a distraction "

They are clearly up for it. Flexing their forearms like pumping cocks.

Keep them hidden ffs.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's the overtly sexual big watches for me.

We get it, you've got a body feature. Stop highlighting it when I'm trying to focus on your words - I can't take you seriously.

Men, there's no excuse to be flaunting your wrist like that, have some decorum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the overtly sexual big watches for me.

We get it, you've got a body feature. Stop highlighting it when I'm trying to focus on your words - I can't take you seriously.

Men, there's no excuse to be flaunting your wrist like that, have some decorum. "

Kind of like mini clock pics...

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By *ophia_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

I have never thought of women getting excited thinking about a man wearing a suit.

However I was once like a magnet for women when I wore my full kilt outfit in Cardiff of all places. I can understand the kilt but surprised at the suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait... All I need is a suit to make the ladies interested and excited? "

No, suits are costumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

Now that is quite some odd kink you have there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I know... And if they roll their sleeves up? That's such a distraction "

This

And don't get me started on cufflinks

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Wedding s and funeral me only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

This is by far the best thing I’ve read online today

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

They are asking for it obvs

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Oh Chicken my love. I’ve been to Asda and brought a George By Asda suit just for you.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I don’t mind if men want to dress like that each to their own but they’re not exactly marriage material are they.

If I had a son I’d never let him dress like that. I’d want him to have self respect

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can’t help looking at them and wondering if they’re wearing sock suspenders *fans herself*

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I don’t mind if men want to dress like that each to their own but they’re not exactly marriage material are they.

If I had a son I’d never let him dress like that. I’d want him to have self respect "

Have some self respect son. Let mummy dress you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Chicken my love. I’ve been to Asda and brought a George By Asda suit just for you."

Please don’t be a Tory please don’t be a Tory please don’t be a Tory

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don’t mind if men want to dress like that each to their own but they’re not exactly marriage material are they.

If I had a son I’d never let him dress like that. I’d want him to have self respect "

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hussies the lot of them!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I feel so called out. Look, us men dress for ourselves, and no-one else. Stop over-sexualising us. Our tailored suits are for us, not to give you women the fanny flutters.

And please, look at my eyes, not my perfect four-in-hand knot.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Oh Chicken my love. I’ve been to Asda and brought a George By Asda suit just for you.

Please don’t be a Tory please don’t be a Tory please don’t be a Tory

Ah C’mon…..would a Tory be a Golden Pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel so called out. Look, us men dress for ourselves, and no-one else. Stop over-sexualising us. Our tailored suits are for us, not to give you women the fanny flutters.

And please, look at my eyes, not my perfect four-in-hand knot."

But! When you men sit down and your trousers ride up a little and we catch a glimpse of those sexy little patterned socks you wear. I- i just ….the fanny flutters are inevitable

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I feel so called out. Look, us men dress for ourselves, and no-one else. Stop over-sexualising us. Our tailored suits are for us, not to give you women the fanny flutters.

And please, look at my eyes, not my perfect four-in-hand knot.

But! When you men sit down and your trousers ride up a little and we catch a glimpse of those sexy little patterned socks you wear. I- i just ….the fanny flutters are inevitable

Well that's a new one. The pattern socks...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I feel so called out. Look, us men dress for ourselves, and no-one else. Stop over-sexualising us. Our tailored suits are for us, not to give you women the fanny flutters.

And please, look at my eyes, not my perfect four-in-hand knot.

But! When you men sit down and your trousers ride up a little and we catch a glimpse of those sexy little patterned socks you wear. I- i just ….the fanny flutters are inevitable

Filthy minds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel so called out. Look, us men dress for ourselves, and no-one else. Stop over-sexualising us. Our tailored suits are for us, not to give you women the fanny flutters.

And please, look at my eyes, not my perfect four-in-hand knot.

But! When you men sit down and your trousers ride up a little and we catch a glimpse of those sexy little patterned socks you wear. I- i just ….the fanny flutters are inevitable

Well that's a new one. The pattern socks... "

Have the women not disclosed this information yet

?. Yeah the patterned socks is a biggie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when they walk by with their tight trousers on, showing everything ! Flashing that bulge in front & their bum at the back... I can't help myself if my hands wander!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ugh... And that thing they do when they loosen their tie, and undo the top button of their shirt... They're just asking for it then!! I can't be held responsible for my actions... Oh lordy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh if they wear suggestive clothing they can’t moan about being sexualised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a kilt?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If they have patterned socks on does it mean they want to be approached? If so how can I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get my suit out

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How about a kilt?"

Depends how it's worn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the overtly sexual big watches for me.

We get it, you've got a body feature. Stop highlighting it when I'm trying to focus on your words - I can't take you seriously.

Men, there's no excuse to be flaunting your wrist like that, have some decorum. "

You know what they say. Big watch... big.........

Wrist

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Look girls, if I want to wear a suit then I can. My body, my choice. And just because I choose to take off the jacket, remove my cufflinks and roll my sleeves up - while keeping the waistcoat on, might I add - does *not* mean you have the right to ogle. Or to touch. I’m not doing this for your benefit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's the overtly sexual big watches for me.

We get it, you've got a body feature. Stop highlighting it when I'm trying to focus on your words - I can't take you seriously.

Men, there's no excuse to be flaunting your wrist like that, have some decorum.

You know what they say. Big watch... big.........

Wrist"

Big watch, had eyesight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And when they walk by with their tight trousers on, showing everything ! Flashing that bulge in front & their bum at the back... I can't help myself if my hands wander!

It's not your fault, he was asking for it. Give him a pat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they have patterned socks on does it mean they want to be approached? If so how can I ask?"

It means they are into role play. Just ask openly, they wouldn't be wearing patterned socks if they didn't want chatting up.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

And the Windsor knot in his tie... So shibari.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Whatever your sartorial displeasure OP, I shall continue to strut my funky stuff between the hallowed flagstones of Jermyn Street and Savile Row.

I make no apologies.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I don’t mind if men want to dress like that each to their own but they’re not exactly marriage material are they.

If I had a son I’d never let him dress like that. I’d want him to have self respect

I see what you did there"

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

Just had a news flash on my phone aparently after sudden panic buying, there are a shortage of mens suits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, can't men just wear a suit in a workplace without women treating them like sex objects? And don't even get me started on when they come up to your desk asking "if those reports have been done". You should know, I emailed them to you 3 hours ago! I pray for the day men can go into the office without fear if being harassed disguised as friendliness

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I wear one everyday at work…just saying ladies ya know.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Jeez, can't men just wear a suit in a workplace without women treating them like sex objects? And don't even get me started on when they come up to your desk asking "if those reports have been done". You should know, I emailed them to you 3 hours ago! I pray for the day men can go into the office without fear if being harassed disguised as friendliness

You love it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love it..."

HR will be in contact

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Look girls, if I want to wear a suit then I can. My body, my choice. And just because I choose to take off the jacket, remove my cufflinks and roll my sleeves up - while keeping the waistcoat on, might I add - does *not* mean you have the right to ogle. Or to touch. I’m not doing this for your benefit."

Lies, all lies... You're definitely giving us the come on

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You love it..."

they wouldn't dress like that if they didn't

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You love it...

HR will be in contact

Oh I really hope so... I need reprimanding and taken in hand... By a nice strong hand

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

You make it sound so good that I'm almost sad I missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love it...

they wouldn't dress like that if they didn't"

We dress for ourselves, not for other people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love it...

HR will be in contact

Oh I really hope so... I need reprimanding and taken in hand... By a nice strong hand

Goddammit, how did you manage to turn that around into something seductive?

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

They are obviously gagging for it. Why else would they dress like that?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples?

Yes the shiny shoes that accentuate their tight calves and matching socks. "

Oooft. It's amazing Madam Deputy Speaker didn't send them away to get changed. Maybe she was too busy staring and picturing them driving tractors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a kilt?

Depends how it's worn

Just got to let it hang like a scotsman

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You love it...

HR will be in contact

Oh I really hope so... I need reprimanding and taken in hand... By a nice strong hand

Goddammit, how did you manage to turn that around into something seductive?

It's one of my very few talents.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Anyone mentioned the shiny shoes yet?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That must be why old Hancock pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples? "

I'd want spit roasted between them

Keir at the back, Rishi at the front lol

Mrs

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples?

I'd want spit roasted between them

Keir at the back, Rishi at the front lol

Mrs"

A coalition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

Yeah walk around naked more prudent and economic.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

My next meet has specifically requested I wear a Suit, White Shirt and Tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said that man

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My next meet has specifically requested I wear a Suit, White Shirt and Tie.

It *is* in your name and everything. Seems only fair.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The suit life is not for all. It comes with great responsibility and most can't handle the pressure. Once you are one with the suit, it can be hard to remove. I once showered in my suit. It is now a part of me and who I am. What of it?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Give three-piece a chance.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I feel objectified……..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment."

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose."

Bloody tease!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples?

Yes the shiny shoes that accentuate their tight calves and matching socks.

Oooft. It's amazing Madam Deputy Speaker didn't send them away to get changed. Maybe she was too busy staring and picturing them driving tractors

Suit AND wellies?

BRB

Fap fap fap

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Nope, I have never dressed up in a suit to hit on a lady...honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose.

Bloody tease! "

I wear glasses

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose.

Bloody tease!

I wear glasses

Stop playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose.

Bloody tease!

I wear glasses

Stop playing hard to get

You assuming I'm hard.....again!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose.

Bloody tease!

I wear glasses

Stop playing hard to get

You assuming I'm hard.....again!

You saying you’re not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant believe they get away with all of that.

Dont get me started on workmen in *those* trousers..... just asking for trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just asking for it. They know what they’re doing & then play all coy about it.

I’ll bet Rishi knew what he was doing dressing like that for his interviews…. I mean how *else* did he get the job?

And suddenly we’re the bad guy’s & aggressive when we give them a compliment.

He had glasses on today, he looked like a sexy receptionist. Definitely doing it on purpose.

Bloody tease!

I wear glasses

Stop playing hard to get

You assuming I'm hard.....again!

You saying you’re not?"

I cannot confirm or deny any response

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By *okoloshCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

When they give just a little flash of skin above the sock. I mean how obvious can they be!

Don't get me started on when the shirt is just a tad too tight and stretched over their biceps.

How is it my fault if I can't resist??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A man in a suit rebuffed my advances earlier. Is it okay if I just keep pestering him over and over again until he gives me a pity shag? Ooooooooooo I wonder what I'll do to him? I'll make him scream, that's for sure

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By *okoloshCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

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By *okoloshCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"A man in a suit rebuffed my advances earlier. Is it okay if I just keep pestering him over and over again until he gives me a pity shag? Ooooooooooo I wonder what I'll do to him? I'll make him scream, that's for sure

Absolutely!!!! He didn't really turn you down. He's just playing hard to get. They love it when you keep pestering them. No never means no!!

Go get yours girl!

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

I need to buy new suits

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Offer him cake. That would have worked for me

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

They are all so fit. I would do them.

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples?

I'd want spit roasted between them

Keir at the back, Rishi at the front lol

Well, that’s replaced the monster in my nightmares…

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s it, gonna be wearing my suits to work from now on, donned to buy some stripped ?? though.

But what would I wear on dress down Friday?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Absolutely!!!! He didn't really turn you down. He's just playing hard to get. They love it when you keep pestering them. No never means no!!

Go get yours girl! "

Yeah! I think I'll give his bum a cheeky squeeze too. And maybe a ball squish too. Bet he'll love it

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I occasionally wear a suit in the office- im already a fanny magnet - am i being fair?

Im pretty sure the frequent bangs i hear in the office are ovaries exploding like oestrogen grenades… should i feel guilty?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I occasionally wear a suit in the office- im already a fanny magnet - am i being fair?

Im pretty sure the frequent bangs i hear in the office are ovaries exploding like oestrogen grenades… should i feel guilty?

I hope you're taking responsibility and cleaning up the snail trails on the corporate carpet

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I occasionally wear a suit in the office- im already a fanny magnet - am i being fair?

Im pretty sure the frequent bangs i hear in the office are ovaries exploding like oestrogen grenades… should i feel guilty?

See now you’re being a tease again. Turning me on like that… And then every time I message you - you delete me unread. Is it so hard to reply? It’s so unfair

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I occasionally wear a suit in the office- im already a fanny magnet - am i being fair?

Im pretty sure the frequent bangs i hear in the office are ovaries exploding like oestrogen grenades… should i feel guilty?

I hope you're taking responsibility and cleaning up the snail trails on the corporate carpet

You’re absolutely right… it’s my responsibility….. to tell someone to chisel off any gussetglaze on the carpets!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I occasionally wear a suit in the office- im already a fanny magnet - am i being fair?

Im pretty sure the frequent bangs i hear in the office are ovaries exploding like oestrogen grenades… should i feel guilty?

See now you’re being a tease again. Turning me on like that… And then every time I message you - you delete me unread. Is it so hard to reply? It’s so unfair

Oh wow - it seems i have the ‘automatically delete mail from women i would sacrifice a testicle to shag unread ‘ box ticked - let me sort that and you can resend xxxx

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I occasionally wear a suit in the office- im already a fanny magnet - am i being fair?

Im pretty sure the frequent bangs i hear in the office are ovaries exploding like oestrogen grenades… should i feel guilty?

See now you’re being a tease again. Turning me on like that… And then every time I message you - you delete me unread. Is it so hard to reply? It’s so unfair

Oh wow - it seems i have the ‘automatically delete mail from women i would sacrifice a testicle to shag unread ‘ box ticked - let me sort that and you can resend xxxx

Lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet."

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?"

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel objectified when wearing a padded shoulder suit jacket, so just prefer to wear a shirt with a lanyard.

But i still get women eyeing up my attachments.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

Niiiiiiiiice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I feel objectified when wearing a padded shoulder suit jacket, so just prefer to wear a shirt with a lanyard.

But i still get women eyeing up my attachments."

This is exactly the treatment men deserve

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I feel objectified when wearing a padded shoulder suit jacket, so just prefer to wear a shirt with a lanyard.

But i still get women eyeing up my attachments.

This is exactly the treatment men deserve

They love it.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"That’s it, gonna be wearing my suits to work from now on, donned to buy some stripped ?? though.

But what would I wear on dress down Friday? "

Just lose the jacket and tie. Simple.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

Niiiiiiiiice

You have an access all areas pass miss! Xx

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples? "

I haven't looked to see what Rees Mogg was wearing for his seductive 'come and get me' lounging in the Commons pose.

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?"

Profile pic changed but just because I felt like it. I changed it for me not because to turn anyone on x

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I feel objectified when wearing a padded shoulder suit jacket, so just prefer to wear a shirt with a lanyard.

But i still get women eyeing up my attachments."

I went up two trouser sizes because Carol that sits next to the coffee machine kept making comments about how well delicious buns go with a coffee.

I need to stop eating the buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got some patterned socks with pampas grass patterns on them

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

Profile pic changed but just because I felt like it. I changed it for me not because to turn anyone on x"

Look at you, you harlot. Parading yourself around. Just for yourself …. Yeah right ho…

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

Niiiiiiiiice

You have an access all areas pass miss! Xx"

Why. Thank you

See ladies……. They can be worn down….. eventually. Just keep on at them. Relentless messaging

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Absolutely. They should stop leading us on with those bulges and shiny shoes.

Now be honest, which one would you shag? Rishi with that smooth hair, or Kier with his dimples?

I haven't looked to see what Rees Mogg was wearing for his seductive 'come and get me' lounging in the Commons pose."

A high wing starched collar, a cravat, top hat and tails.

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By *okoloshCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

Profile pic changed but just because I felt like it. I changed it for me not because to turn anyone on x

Look at you, you harlot. Parading yourself around. Just for yourself …. Yeah right ho…

Always asking for it!! But then it's our fault when they change their mind the next day and decide to tell on us eh!!! Pussy teases all of them!

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By *okoloshCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Absolutely!!!! He didn't really turn you down. He's just playing hard to get. They love it when you keep pestering them. No never means no!!

Go get yours girl!

Yeah! I think I'll give his bum a cheeky squeeze too. And maybe a ball squish too. Bet he'll love it

He'd be lucky for you to show him the attention!! I hope he doesn't stinky of cat piss sitting up on that shelf though. I know he should be grateful for what he gets but you can always do better you know?!?!?!

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over a year ago

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

Niiiiiiiiice

You have an access all areas pass miss! Xx

Why. Thank you

See ladies……. They can be worn down….. eventually. Just keep on at them. Relentless messaging

Resistance is futile..

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Absolutely!!!! He didn't really turn you down. He's just playing hard to get. They love it when you keep pestering them. No never means no!!

Go get yours girl! "

No means "change my mind" persistence is key... It's not harassment, no matter what HR says.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

lol!

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

A crisp, blue open-necked shirt for me. And glasses that I can squirt on…

Ella

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

You lost it at Keir and pecs

Good wind up though lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A crisp, blue open-necked shirt for me. And glasses that I can squirt on…

Ella"

This could be your lucky day

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

Niiiiiiiiice

You have an access all areas pass miss! Xx

Why. Thank you

See ladies……. They can be worn down….. eventually. Just keep on at them. Relentless messaging

This has made me snigger…. Im scaling Misty Peaks at the first opportunity!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should men be banned from wearing suits in offices and such business situations?

The MP menfolk on tv today were clearly far too sexual.

Keir's tie was nestling suggestively between his pecs. Rishi's shirt collar was begging for his neck to be kissed.

One man sat down with his legs apart to show off his big bollocks nestling in his suit trousers.

How can the women concentrate on work when the men are being so overtly sexual...?

Men should be wearing baggy t-shirts and polyester slacks that don't show off their bodies.

Do you agree?

You lost it at Keir and pecs

Good wind up though lol"

Some women and a few men understood the intent. Some not so much.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I have a pic or 2 of me wearing a suit in my friend's only pics as it's too explicit for the vast majority of Fab.

I'm surprised Fab hasn't banned/ deleted it yet.

Filth. Pure filth.

FAF?

You asked for it!!! Profile pic changed!! Hold onto your ovaries baby!!!

Niiiiiiiiice

You have an access all areas pass miss! Xx

Why. Thank you

See ladies……. They can be worn down….. eventually. Just keep on at them. Relentless messaging

This has made me snigger…. Im scaling Misty Peaks at the first opportunity!!

I’m hardly a height to be scaled

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Abso-fucking-lutely!! D is well aware of the affect him in a suit has on me!! Man-whore! In fact the picture on our profile was one he sent me before I left work.. I had to promise to be on my knees as soon as I got home or it'd be removed!! Fucking devious bastard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was well suited n booted bang in central london friday!!

Got to the 1st floor! Huge building near Black Friars stn as it goes!

X2 snobs approached

Asking how i got access?

Imagine i was dressed down for friday!! People knit pick coz there own very Thin Belief Systems!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be suited and booted,at the Crack of Dawn and setting off to Central,

Monday morning here i come! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall be suited and booted,at the Crack of Dawn and setting off to Central,

Monday morning here i come! Lol "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall be suited and booted,at the Crack of Dawn and setting off to Central,

Monday morning here i come! Lol

Me too!

"
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Ok cool. I may just catch you on the tube and power walk with you!! Lol

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