FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Left an unused erection in my pants earlier this morning… it wasn’t there at 10am but now it’s suddenly appeared… anyone claiming it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not me

I left mine at the train station yesterday though

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mine is digging a trench in North London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time.

I only wank when I set my mind to it, otherwise I just leave it lives its life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Not me

I left mine at the train station yesterday though

Have you tired lost property?? If you do - record the call….pleeeease!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Is that where it toddled off to? Damn it, could you take care of it and I’ll pick it up this evening, the little fker keeps getting away from me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Independent Penis Fact: Did you know that the Argonaut Octopus actually has a detachable penis that will swim off in search of females?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

Entirely intentional

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not me

I left mine at the train station yesterday though

Have you tired lost property?? If you do - record the call….pleeeease!!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I woke up with one in the middle of the night, but I fell asleep again without doing anything about it and it disappeared, maybe it’s the same one just doing the rounds, popping up like a submarine at random points

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I woke up with one in the middle of the night, but I fell asleep again without doing anything about it and it disappeared, maybe it’s the same one just doing the rounds, popping up like a submarine at random points"

Are you an argonaut octopus? It may have gone on the pull without you!!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Random Independent Penis Fact: Did you know that the Argonaut Octopus actually has a detachable penis that will swim off in search of females? "

Mine tends to be quite independent thinking too… i leave all the important emotional decisions to it!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

Entirely intentional

Will you be wanting a brew when you get here? Or just jumping straight in and recovering the item in question?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not .

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not ."

Has it got a mole on the end?? Could be a hedgehog….

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Left mine with the other half so she could take it to work and show day

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not .

Has it got a mole on the end?? Could be a hedgehog….

Nope that's not mine

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not ."

That must have been an awkward pee. Did you do a handstand?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not .

That must have been an awkward pee. Did you do a handstand?"

Oh no always do pee that way in morning. Certainty blows the cobwebs away .

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not .

That must have been an awkward pee. Did you do a handstand?"
you must have 3D modelled that to even come up with the question!!! Isn’t science awesome!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not .

That must have been an awkward pee. Did you do a handstand? you must have 3D modelled that to even come up with the question!!! Isn’t science awesome!!

Ha! At least I can help you out with a spare next time you lose your stiffy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

Entirely intentional

Will you be wanting a brew when you get here? Or just jumping straight in and recovering the item in question? "

Ooh go on then, don’t mind if I do

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Had mine st 6.30 this morning just before I got up to pee that's last I saw of mine I don't know if the one you've found or not .

That must have been an awkward pee. Did you do a handstand? you must have 3D modelled that to even come up with the question!!! Isn’t science awesome!!

Ha! At least I can help you out with a spare next time you lose your stiffy…"

Just hit my top blokes list!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

Entirely intentional

Will you be wanting a brew when you get here? Or just jumping straight in and recovering the item in question?

Ooh go on then, don’t mind if I do

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sadly I can’t message you because you have your filters set totally wrong - just saying xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

Entirely intentional

Will you be wanting a brew when you get here? Or just jumping straight in and recovering the item in question?

Ooh go on then, don’t mind if I do

sadly I can’t message you because you have your filters set totally wrong - just saying xx

Oops

try now

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"That was me, sorry. I’ll be round asap to pick it up

Perfect I’ll be expecting you - would you like it wrapping it just as is??

As it comes is perfect

What a lovely choice of words!!

Entirely intentional

Will you be wanting a brew when you get here? Or just jumping straight in and recovering the item in question?

Ooh go on then, don’t mind if I do

sadly I can’t message you because you have your filters set totally wrong - just saying xx

Oops

try now

Done x

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