FabSwingers.com forum: Electric toilet with arse washing facility

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fitted and tested Just used one for the 1st time absolutely up there with the invention of the wheel btw warm air drier too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's hope there is no power cut

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I rigged one of these using a kettle and a power washer for the steam clean effect - i can confidently claim that could eat your dinner off my arse…

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I can confidently claim that could eat your dinner out of my arse…

The cuisine is a little samey though….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a guy thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mate I have new found confidence

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I can confidently claim that could eat your dinner out of my arse…

The cuisine is a little samey though…."

Pmsl - I have been deliberately misquoted - outrageous!!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Does it have brushes like in a car wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No just warm water jets

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Fitted and tested Just used one for the 1st time absolutely up there with the invention of the wheel btw warm air drier too"

Does this replace or complement TP?

I mean, do the water jets risk spreading, erm, poop fragments?

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By *xplore_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Someone been watching South Park……

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A full valet for one’s arsehole; it does sound an admittedly awesome bit of kit

How much are we talking in terms of price?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I only installed the electrical supply so not sure of cost of this priceless equipment

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"I only installed the electrical supply so not sure of cost of this priceless equipment "

I've looked into these , between 3 +5k decided a arse wash wasn't worth that much

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fitted and tested Just used one for the 1st time absolutely up there with the invention of the wheel btw warm air drier too"

Are you going to be in there all the queue forming out here.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Electricity and water, never a winning combination; hate to have 240V shot up my bum... might sort out my piles though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it play Cheerio by Jethro till or sing goodbye while wiping a tear from your eye?

If so I want one

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Electricity and water, never a winning combination; hate to have 240V shot up my bum... might sort out my piles though

The next generation electric bog will have a lazer guide beam to take care of the piles .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electricity and water, never a winning combination; hate to have 240V shot up my bum... might sort out my piles though

Don't knock it till you tried it

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir

Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir

Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment ."

Reckon it's a goer, this time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Fitted and tested Just used one for the 1st time absolutely up there with the invention of the wheel btw warm air drier too"
if you sit on the toilet the other way round does it wash and dry your cock and balls too,,??

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Fitted and tested Just used one for the 1st time absolutely up there with the invention of the wheel btw warm air drier too if you sit on the toilet the other way round does it wash and dry your cock and balls too,,??

Gives you a blow job

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I despair a little when one of my threads don't fly .

But then a gem like this comes along to pick me up .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Does it play Cheerio by Jethro till or sing goodbye while wiping a tear from your eye?

If so I want one"

No but it does play ‘Push It’ by Salt n Pepa and Under Pressure by Queen.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

So do you wipe and then wash or just wash, because I don't want to be touching no poop.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir

Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .

Reckon it's a goer, this time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires

Sadly I've got to go out and wont back until tomortow nite could you

take notes of any good features we might add to our product the music one could inhance it a might maybe

A neon light as well .

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By *r CuddleMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Japanese toilets are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing since kimbo slice

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir

Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .

Reckon it's a goer, this time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires

Sadly I've got to go out and wont back until tomortow nite could you

take notes of any good features we might add to our product the music one could inhance it a might maybe

A neon light as well ."

I suggest a round of applause whenever one lifts one’s buttocks from the throne.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Couple of robotic arms like Edward scissorhands - trim sir

Do you fancy going on dragons den with me my piles killing lazer and hour trimmer we bought to get investment .

Reckon it's a goer, this time next

year Rodney we'll be millionaires :-

Sadly I've got to go out and wont back until tomortow nite could you

take notes of any good features we

might add to our product the music one could inhance it a might maybe

A neon light as well .

I suggest a round of applause whenever one lifts one’s buttocks

from the throne."

I think we on winner here .

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

Just flagging thread, as I think we’d like one of these.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You tested it for the client you installed it for?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't forget to take down the peticulars of those showing interest

In the product and take a deposit .

We see how much we got tomorrow

Nite when I return that's if youve not fuck off with the money .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do you wipe and then wash or just wash, because I don't want to be touching no poop."
That’s the beautiful thing no touching anything only the remote control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tested it for the client you installed it for?"
yes fully tested I suppose that’s just me going the extra mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I used a bidet for the first time ever last year. Oh my god, life changing. And the fact I could give it a proper wash and make sure no diarrhea was left over dribbling down from my rectum. Absolutely wonderful. I'd definitely buy an electric ass cleaning toilet. So fresh, so clean.

Shocked to read this from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bidet has nothing on this kind of technical wonder after using it I found a new air of confidence I never new I had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bidet has nothing on this kind of technical wonder after using it I found a new air of confidence I never new I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocked to read this from you

I have to be serious every once in a while you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bidet has nothing on this kind of technical wonder after using it I found a new air of confidence I never new I had

Please send me the link. Does it have an attachment for a dildo? Almost sounds good enough that I might be able kill two birds with one stone.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Shocked to read this from you

I have to be serious every once in a while you know."

Struck me down with a feather °•°•°•°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wash my anus after the chocolate train left the station

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Try one come fly with me the others in the No

Shocked to read this from you

I have to be serious every once in a while you know."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I always wash my anus after the chocolate train left the station "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wash my anus after the chocolate train left the station

I do though !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I always wash my anus after the chocolate train left the station

I do though ! "

Is your train Lindt or Galaxy?

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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago

Stornoway

Yes we have one of these, washes back and front, then blows you dry after. Heated seat too. In Japan just about every toilet has these fitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wash my anus after the chocolate train left the station

I do though !

Is your train Lindt or Galaxy? "

Milka sometimes.

Côte d’Or too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I always wash my anus after the chocolate train left the station

I do though !

Is your train Lindt or Galaxy?

Milka sometimes.

Côte d’Or too"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Good God no order taken .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I've used one a few times in a hotel. They are a great idea and the feeling of the water on your bum and the hot air is fantastic but I'm not sure how efficient they are.

Trying to figure out what all the button do takes a bit of time.

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