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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South

So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life is not that pathetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is not that pathetic "

Actually it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only 1 of me, but I have a feeling that's not what you meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t disclose it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is not that pathetic

Actually it is "

Why are you upside down

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South

??????

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South

Ohh really ?

You can disclose in private

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I thought this was going to be a rap/metal thread.

#IfYouKnowYouKnow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be a rap/metal thread.

#IfYouKnowYouKnow"

I saw Ice T once ..half the gig on his own ..the either half with bodycount

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Number, names, time and place. I remember it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number, names, time and place. I remember it all "

The lie detector test determined that was a lie

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

My previous count would certainly place me in the man tart category.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still on one hand just about so I'll be grand keeping track for a while yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number, names, time and place. I remember it all "

Ditto, ingrained on my mind, and like old B&W movies they get replayed time and again.

Having said that, there is one I call "forgotten Sue" cos if I am trying to recall all names then she gets forgotten (and I have to distinguish her from the Sue who does not get forgotten).

Life can be complicated.

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South


"Number, names, time and place. I remember it all "

Have you got a little black book or something hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never killed anyone

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My life is not that pathetic

Actually it is "

I'll volunteer as one of your bodies if you're struggling

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Number, names, time and place. I remember it all

Have you got a little black book or something hahaha "

Don't need one. I've got enough fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never killed anyone "

To the best of your knowledge!

Though some may have had a stroke

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is there a prize for the highest number?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

More than Mother Theresa less than Lisa Sparxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

Stopped counting when over a 100

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

I do.

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South


"I've never killed anyone "

Not yet anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 under my patio and one I left in a service station off the M6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never killed anyone "

Was thinking exactly the same thing!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I stopped counting long ago.

Plenty

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Enough that I've had a bloody good time and have some funny stories to tell in the old folks home

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South


"I stopped counting long ago.

Plenty "

Probably easier isn’t it lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

More than I ever expected, yet never quite enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Including in my car?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is this referring to my COD KD ratio or else my highest kill streak?

I be confused I be……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Including in my car?"

Including your car

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Is this another size of something to get a anxious about?

Am I to big or to small? Will it affect me, will I not measure up? who gives a fuck ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Buried or dumped in the river ?

The mr

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Yes, those that know need to know those that don't don't. Oh sorry where we talking about sexual partners I thought we were discussing hits

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes! Under 20 over 15! X

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South


"Buried or dumped in the river ?

The mr "

Both lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

I remember the good times but the others, forgotten already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three. They're all under the patio. Don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More behind me than lays ahead of me

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

0.

I’m still fab virgin. Any takers?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Body counts in the house…..

And I’m ice motherfuckin T….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 under the patio and 1 under the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for that special one in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Including in my car?

Including your car "

Just the one then, but I went not guilty and they couldn't prove I was driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't knowingly murdered anyone yet.. So my body count is; asfaik #0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this referring to my COD KD ratio or else my highest kill streak?

I be confused I be……"

I’m sitting around 1.4kd and highest amount of kills was a game on Rebirth and it was 16!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As with some others I thought this was a thread about 90’s rap/metal band featuring Ice-T

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

I just have the one last time I looked in the mirror.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"I thought this was going to be a rap/metal thread.

#IfYouKnowYouKnow"

Ice T baby!!!!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Nope though I could make a reasonable guess

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Nope, never really counted. We can think approximately, but there's been nights when............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero. Virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is around the 200-ish mark, but it could change, depending on whether you just count penetration, or whether you count other kinds of sex.

I wonder why everyone is so coy about saying theirs, when this entire website is about sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

Yip. And I will kill again!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

I have a rough ballpark figure...no clue on actual numbers though

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

4563259874157 at the last count

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have a pretty good estimate, but I don't think it's relevant or anyone's business. My body, my choice.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

-30

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3 "

Actually my dear, some men, like me, LOVE knowing there is more,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I prefer a wanton woman who knows what she likes and gets it. On many occasions with others apart from myself.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3

Actually my dear, some men, like me, LOVE knowing there is more,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I prefer a wanton woman who knows what she likes and gets it. On many occasions with others apart from myself."

Many men say that

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Yes and I've run out of fingers and toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enough that I've had a bloody good time and have some funny stories to tell in the old folks home "

Hope I get put in the same old folks home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3 "

If we were playing Uno, I would shout it very loudly now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and I've run out of fingers and toes "

Double amputee?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Yes and I've run out of fingers and toes

Double amputee? "

To count on Phooey

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

The mr knows his but I get confused on mine. Well I started young. Would love him to catch up but would never know for sure if he had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is around the 200-ish mark, but it could change, depending on whether you just count penetration, or whether you count other kinds of sex.

I wonder why everyone is so coy about saying theirs, when this entire website is about sex. "

Certain people get judgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The final figure will be revealed when they catch me.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I have a pretty good estimate, but I don't think it's relevant or anyone's business. My body, my choice."

Yes. This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is around the 200-ish mark, but it could change, depending on whether you just count penetration, or whether you count other kinds of sex.

I wonder why everyone is so coy about saying theirs, when this entire website is about sex.

Certain people get judgy "

°°°

In the nicest possible sense, I do think that if other people thinking it's wrong bothers you perhaps it's yourself that it in fact bothers the most, internalised shame and such.

Not just in relation to this topic but in lots of things/decisions/choices.

I very much think... 'do it, own it'

If you choose to do something, you ought to be confident and comfortable with it and your choices or else that would indicate perhaps they aren't the right choices for you.

No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is around the 200-ish mark, but it could change, depending on whether you just count penetration, or whether you count other kinds of sex.

I wonder why everyone is so coy about saying theirs, when this entire website is about sex.

Certain people get judgy

°°°

In the nicest possible sense, I do think that if other people thinking it's wrong bothers you perhaps it's yourself that it in fact bothers the most, internalised shame and such.

Not just in relation to this topic but in lots of things/decisions/choices.

I very much think... 'do it, own it'

If you choose to do something, you ought to be confident and comfortable with it and your choices or else that would indicate perhaps they aren't the right choices for you.

No?"

Well yes you are of course correct but I still wouldn’t disclose my personal number, first because whether or not I should be bothered about other people’s opinions I tend to keep quiet unless I know I’m not being judged and second, I actually don’t know the number to an exact figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and I've run out of fingers and toes

Double amputee?

To count on Phooey "

As they say, "little things please little minds" (so I am smiling) and then from another thread relating to things your granny would say, "and little trousers fit little behinds"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The final figure will be revealed when they catch me. "

You actually made me laugh out loud there. Obviously joking right.....

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3 "
Some of us do, some of us even find it a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Certain people get judgy "

And so what if they do?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Somewhere around 150 would be my best guess. Gave up keeping track after 100

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped counting after number 724

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Certain people get judgy

And so what if they do? "

Well I just don’t personally enjoy being judged by strangers on the internet over that

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Given enough time (and ideally a pencil and paper) yes, I could figure it out.

I would have questions about what would count and not count though. Does a blow job count? What about a fingering that didn't progress further? If it's MMF and I was spitroasted, does the guy who received oral count? If MFF do I include the other woman even if FF contact was limited to a grope and a snog?

And of course that's only the number so far. I'm not done yet so it's not the final number and will (hopefully) change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21 women I've slept with in my life time so far (none on here)

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I thought this was going to be a rap/metal thread.

#IfYouKnowYouKnow"

Unfortunately I do. Shite heavy metal band.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3

Actually my dear, some men, like me, LOVE knowing there is more,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I prefer a wanton woman who knows what she likes and gets it. On many occasions with others apart from myself.

Many men say that "

yup and then they blame your promiscuity on why they have issues or throw at you that your a slut

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Gin and tonic makes me even more promiscuous! As a result I have lost count x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Men don't like to hear the truth so I'm going to say 3

Actually my dear, some men, like me, LOVE knowing there is more,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I prefer a wanton woman who knows what she likes and gets it. On many occasions with others apart from myself.

Many men say that yup and then they blame your promiscuity on why they have issues or throw at you that your a slut "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One under the stairs and two under the patio to help the roses grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt care how many guys women slept with, doesnt bother me

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Shoutout to Ice T

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count?

I do.

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Us too. It's pretty boring. Single figures for us both

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By *quirtyndirty!Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

No idea, its at least over 250 for both of us a rising quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 14 high for a 39 year old woman?

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I have a rough idea can’t remember names places etc some are a lot more memorable than others, firsts tend to stick in the mind like first time, first FFM, first party etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is 14 high for a 39 year old woman?"

No numbers are ‘high’ when it comes to body counts.

Body counts feel so secondary school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

That depends on what sort of body count we’re speaking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped counting a long time ago

I mean just for reference I add 5 guys to my count just yesterday alone in the space off 2 hours

Went for a little day spa

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Literally no idea, lost count over 20 years ago, in the triple digits when I gave up.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

6

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I remember watching a documentary on just this question, some guy trying to remember the numbers during a police interview, it was all "did I mention this one, ow yer that one as well, I forgot all about her" ect ect "only my wife done her, not me, does she count?"

Fred West his name was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is 14 high for a 39 year old woman?"

No I wouldn’t have said so

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I haven't killed them yet, so 0 for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Low - Xeno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is 14 high for a 39 year old woman?

No I wouldn’t have said so "

Quite high…

Genuinely couldn’t say … 50+

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

30-40 mostly late teens early 20s

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

I know my body count and I know by activity and I know every sti check date and result of who I had sexual activities with in between each test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think either of us could tell you

Mr

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut "

Oh we're talking about sex haha

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Four. Sexytime has never been important to me. I'm also not keen on getting jiggly with anyone I don't like as a person first, and I don't like that many people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wouldn't need all fingers to count.

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By *onsShlongMan
over a year ago

bury

7

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aahhhh... Pass.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet? "

Nope, I’m guessing white wine vinegar? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet? "

Poor planning here posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet? "

Also interested in this. I’ve got blood on my bedsheets. *true story.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet?

Poor planning here posh

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I know. Should have put plastic down.

Rookie mistake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet?

Also interested in this. I’ve got blood on my bedsheets. *true story. "

Hi fellow rookie

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

i do but not telling

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It is not as many as we perhaps would like having been in this lifestyle for ten years but then there are more important elements than just getting down to it. That has meant that often we don’t quite click with the other couple (or couples).

To answer the question it somewhere between 20 & 30 we think have tried to add it up this morning.

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By *ionandlionessmancCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

It's enough to make my old nanna turn in her grave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the exact number

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Bodycount - rock hip hop band from the .. ice T.. hard hitting political messages....

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Gosh yes

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Nah, stopped counting a long time ago. Who cares, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut "

I know this reference

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I count 131 on this thread so far.

DO I WIN?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet? "

Who have you murdered now

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

If you can count them, you not fucked enough lol

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Is this where we need a "Spread-Sheet"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Are we talking about hits I got paid for or accidental bystanders that may have got caught in the cross fire.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"Mine is around the 200-ish mark, but it could change, depending on whether you just count penetration, or whether you count other kinds of sex.

I wonder why everyone is so coy about saying theirs, when this entire website is about sex. "

Well because not everyone (despite being on here) is actually as open and accepting as you'd think...

There are more people on fab with (what some people would call) incel aligned thinking than you'd think...

(Incel aligned thinking is something I've seen start to be talked about, these aren't people who identify as incels, but use the language and display alignment with some of the lesser harmful ideas)

People taking about high value men, downright rude about women with a 'high body count' etc all things I've seen in the forum. And as a woman there can be a huge amount of misogyny from other users with regards to being sexually open (have a forum search where people are talking about not meeting anyone with 'too many verifications')

Personally I couldn't tell you - because I realised before I even turned 18 that the purity culture I'd been raised in was horse shit and my worth, value or the level of respect I deserved wasn't affected by how many people I'd fucked.

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By *witchPassionMan
over a year ago

Peterborough / London

I wish I knew mine.. every so often I get a random memory like “ahh I forgot about her” ..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"4 so far. But the day is young.

On an unrelated note... anyone know a foolproof way of getting blood out of a carpet?

Also interested in this. I’ve got blood on my bedsheets. *true story. "

The answer is salt and cold water. Put lots of salt on the stain, a bit of cold water and scrub. You're welcome

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"Gin and tonic makes me even more promiscuous! As a result I have lost count x "

I think you're probably being very unfair to tonic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As knowone has taken this seriously and im sorry about that op, i will give you an actual answer, my body count is 150000 would be higher but alot of females think my cock is to big and are scared they cant take it. Hope this helps

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Is this where we need a "Spread-Sheet" "

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Roughly

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

4 under the patio, 2 in the freezer, 3 out on the moors and one presently chained up in the basement not sure where there going just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ladies & gents

Does any actually know their body count? "

Yes, I just have the one; it's a bit knackered now though.

Or did you mean how many people I have terminated?

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I thought this was a John Wick style body count

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Yes "

Want to add to it?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

i have a rough idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I know mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since it's only single figures it isn't hard to count

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

According to my DBS it stands at 6 atm but that is open to change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I am pretty much a virgin with 2.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Let the bodies hit the floor!

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

800 billion

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I lost count years ago. I might need to line a few people up and use thier fingers, toes and .... to calculate my number

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I lost count years ago. I might need to line a few people up and use thier fingers, toes and .... to calculate my number "

Have 3 nipples you use as part of the tallying system

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I didn’t always stick around to find o…

Oh. That one. Yes, I know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a vague idea.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m a born again Virgin

So it’s Zero

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By *B KINGS OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

South


"800 billion"

Busy girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped counting years ago. I don’t think it matters. Just be safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't tell the Police, I sure ain't telling you!

Wait....you mean something else don't you?....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Nope lost count since joining fab.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

I can’t even remember for 2023 never mind my whole life. I just know it was zero up to 21

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

A few but I can't remember where they're buried sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love that

#plenty

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Stopped counting after 200

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester

Stopped counting after 2

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

The Full Monty three...

Bits.. possibly seven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totted them up only recently !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 1 and less than 100 and that will do me

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Body Count - fucking awesome band headed by Ice T.....epic tunes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In

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