FabSwingers.com forum: King Leopold II of Belgium

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This brave king is credited with killing the last wolf on Belgium soil in 1890. Now, they are back and numbers by self appointed experts are said to be as high as 20. Although they mainly have been eating deer and the dangerous wild boar they have been attacking sheep also. Luckily, this government is taking a hardline approach to this wolf expansion. One thing to thank the Tories for. God only knows what Corbyn and his cronies would have done.

Although this is all over the news it's just an information piece really. Although the famed King Leopold a national hero Tom wonders if these animal types would attack his statue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit the sheeps with lasers. Not high powered killer lasers, obvs. Just strong enough to deter the lupine predators. That will protect the wooly space invaders without harming the noble Flemish canines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we not go back to dog eat dog like it is on twitter

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

The things that live inside people's heads..

Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The things that live inside people's heads..

Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..

He would of had a view on this.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"The things that live inside people's heads..

Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..

He would of had a view on this.

After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..

What next Tom?

Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The things that live inside people's heads..

Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..

He would of had a view on this.

After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..

What next Tom?

Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?

This is all over the news and a big story in Belgium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The things that live inside people's heads..

Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..

He would of had a view on this.

After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..

What next Tom?

Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?

It would be all over the news

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

I suppose it does give an indicator of the right wing press and the naive gullibility of some eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The things that live inside people's heads..

Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..

He would of had a view on this.

After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..

What next Tom?

Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?

This is all over the news and a big story in Belgium "

Locusts are a big story in Belgium?

Or Dianne?

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Isn't this the guy that chopped babies' hands off and had a thing for rubber?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's about the wild wolves

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I think Tom has been sniffing the toilet duck again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about the wild wolves "

And lasers on sheep

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or sheep intruding into all the available green space?

Eviller buggers

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers "

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?"

He seems to love sheep

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

I also read the thing about wolves in Belgium however I suspect he's being antagonistic about the high regard for King leopard who was a piece of shit, brought about the deaths of millions in Congo and whose legacy caused the Rwandan genocide

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep"

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I also read the thing about wolves in Belgium however I suspect he's being antagonistic about the high regard for King leopard who was a piece of shit, brought about the deaths of millions in Congo and whose legacy caused the Rwandan genocide "

No. It's about the wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves "

Wolves aren't dangerous.

Unless you are a weak and feeble imperialist sheep

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Isn't this the guy that chopped babies' hands off and had a thing for rubber?"

The very same fluffy guy

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves "

You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves

You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians "

And the French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up peoples!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves

You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians

And the French

Not you again

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians

And the French

How could you forget the sharks?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves

You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians

And the French

Not you again

Who? We're in France

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers

Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?

He seems to love sheep

Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves

You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians

And the French

Not you again

Who? We're in France "

Enjoy you stay..

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves.."

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belgium has the best beer.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"It's about the wild wolves "

Wild? I expect they were furious about their relatives being hunted to extinction.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either"

Is that a euphemism

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either"

Ni!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Ni!"

Flesh wound

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Ni!"

Got it..

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

Standing on a penny whistle would flatten it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

Standing on a penny whistle would flatten it"

Carefully then..

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude?

Tom is an entertaining interlude. One shouldn't take his threads too seiously. Otherwise the forums are just "why can't I get a shag" and "How can I get pegged"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude?

Toot toot parp..

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..

Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either

Is that a euphemism

No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section

Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?

Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude?

Tom is an entertaining interlude. One shouldn't take his threads too seiously. Otherwise the forums are just "why can't I get a shag" and "How can I get pegged""

Don't worry, i never take Tom even slightly seriously....vicious bugger

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Essex Tom's posts are the best thing about these forum's.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Essex Tom's posts are the best thing about these forum's.

So so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essex Tom's posts are the best thing about these forum's.

So so true

Apart from the TV in bedroom ones.

Obvs

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