FabSwingers.com forum: Could you please all behave

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

while I am away... now I dont want to put Caz or Minxie in charge, the one is recovering, the other discovering new adventures so they are busy. The rest of you are all on either different diets or other resolutions... so will you please keep up the good work!!!

Will probably check in every now and again just to make sure...;-)

See you then

Back end of Jan - hoping not to repeat last year's performance of falling out of a ski bus (No, I was stone cold sober before anybody asks!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a good holiday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"while I am away... now I dont want to put Caz or Minxie in charge, the one is recovering, the other discovering new adventures so they are busy. The rest of you are all on either different diets or other resolutions... so will you please keep up the good work!!!

Will probably check in every now and again just to make sure...;-)

See you then

Back end of Jan - hoping not to repeat last year's performance of falling out of a ski bus (No, I was stone cold sober before anybody asks!)

have a great time, and hopefully dont break a leg lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Have a wonderful holiday young lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, have a great month, will miss your postings around here

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Have fun gorgeous

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Bring us some rock

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Have a lovely time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooooo am liking the put Minxie in charge idea, and did u ask if it was ok for you to go on holiday ?????? first I knew ........ have a really brilliant time ....... bring me back some everlasting snow ........ (white stuff not yellow lol) and above all HAVE FUN !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooooooooo am liking the put Minxie in charge idea,

Oh Gawd! I'll be taking January off too if that happens........ taxi!!

(Oooooooh I'm in for it now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh Minxie and Caz as the bosses could be serious fun! Can we make them the female bosses and Invictus/Funky and Obi the male bosses - that could be serious fun! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooooooooo am liking the put Minxie in charge idea,

Oh Gawd! I'll be taking January off too if that happens........ taxi!!

(Oooooooh I'm in for it now......

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I'll deal with u shortly

after I sort out an in charge sense of dress lol one has to look the part afterall lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun & stay safe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

look after those legs. have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooooooooo am liking the put Minxie in charge idea,

Oh Gawd! I'll be taking January off too if that happens........ taxi!!

(Oooooooh I'm in for it now......

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I'll deal with u shortly

after I sort out an in charge sense of dress lol one has to look the part afterall lol

Am already quivering on the naughty step..... I know my place....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break a leg. Oops - no, that's for acting innit. Have a great holibob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fab time...I recently got back from Bulgaria skiiing had a great time!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Have a gud 'un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh lucky you, have fun and stay safe x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Have a great time and dont forget its only me thats allowed to break bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun, enjoy yourself and stay safe

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Have fun and enjoy yourself

xxx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wonderfull time.

Bring me a stick of rock back please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun and don't worry I'll misbehave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will probably check in every now and again just to make sure...;-)

See you then

Back end of Jan - hoping not to repeat last year's performance of falling out of a ski bus (No, I was stone cold sober before anybody asks!)

Have a great time, take care, be good!

You will be missed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bye mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she says shes going skiing...she means with two cocks...and the white stuff!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Have a grt time x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

have a great time and dont eat any yellow snow..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have a great holiday and make sure you indulge in some après ski.

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Have,great time , play safe watch out for frost bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will probably check in every now and again just to make sure...;-)

See you then

Back end of Jan - hoping not to repeat last year's performance of falling out of a ski bus (No, I was stone cold sober before anybody asks!)

I can'r promise to ba good boy.....but look forward to your return....have a great time.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy yourself getting on the piste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a good one!!!

And if you wake up in the middle of the night with two poles in your hands - you're either 'sleep skiing' - or in the middle of an MFM !!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Have a great time.. and take care

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Have a fantabulous time Aphro, you can rely on me and Minxie to police the forums while you're away - I do need to keep myself occupied, this sedentary lifestyle is costing me a fortune, I've just booked another holiday for later in the year - at this rate I'll be panhandling in the gutter, charging for sex and putting up threads on how to get into escorting...unless that Nigerian money finally comes through - I sent another £500 handling fee yesterday so I'm sure it'll be in my account PDQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun! I'm always a good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

I'm just beginning to feel half way human again and am thinking I will have an itch to scratch and soon. Playing nun doesnt suit me.

Behaving is boring,

Have a fab time though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've read it twice... she says she doesn't want to put Minxie and Caz in charge.

Have a great holiday Aphrodite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, behave? That would be a first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've read it twice... she says she doesn't want to put Minxie and Caz in charge.

Have a great holiday Aphrodite."

she doesn't want to but hasn't said she won't lol and people are threatening to misbehave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've read it twice... she says she doesn't want to put Minxie and Caz in charge.

Have a great holiday Aphrodite.

she doesn't want to but hasn't said she won't lol and people are threatening to misbehave lol

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you can keep me in check anytime minxie

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a Fab time

I'm sure we will all behave terribly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy the holiday and come back in one piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u sure she's gone??????

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"u sure she's gone??????

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I checked her note to the milkman but shhhhh right

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

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I have done all my packing, including a certain little something for those special moments.... and the moment I turn my eyes you guys start misbehaving!

Now if this is a sign of things to come in the next couple of weeks... I am seriously worried. Hells, you have started plannning a party already?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have a Fab time

I'm sure we will all behave terribly

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I was thinking of putting you in charge of the naughty chair!! Can you handle the pressure?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Really?

I'm just beginning to feel half way human again and am thinking I will have an itch to scratch and soon. Playing nun doesnt suit me.

Behaving is boring,

Have a fab time though

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Ok, I get your point. You can have some fun while I am away provided you share it all with the fabsters...;-)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have fun! I'm always a good girl.

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Not what I heard but hey... who is judging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooops she hasn't quite gone

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Will probably check in every now and again just to make sure...;-)

See you then

Back end of Jan - hoping not to repeat last year's performance of falling out of a ski bus (No, I was stone cold sober before anybody asks!)

I can'r promise to ba good boy.....but look forward to your return....have a great time.x

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lol... I did not really expect you to be a good boy...was just hoping lol...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooooops she hasn't quite gone

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come on hurry up the pilots waiting...........

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"oooooooooooops she hasn't quite gone

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She is trying to finish all the packing... and just thought have a little peep ... but I will be gone in a few minutes and then wont be able to log on for wee while.. you ll be so much better off without me keeping an eye on you..

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"oooooooooooops she hasn't quite gone

come on hurry up the pilots waiting...........

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Hope he wears white CKs too...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"she says shes going skiing...she means with two cocks...and the white stuff!

xx"
She wishes pmsl...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Gee, would love to reply to each individual messages as they made me laugh so much but I am being dragged away, holding on to pc as I am typing... OH threatening to pull the plug... ouch...

Thanks everybody and I ll try and enjoy myself without falling out of the bus again. xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooooops she hasn't quite gone

She is trying to finish all the packing... and just thought have a little peep ... but I will be gone in a few minutes and then wont be able to log on for wee while.. you ll be so much better off without me keeping an eye on you..

u taking your fone, I text whilst ure on the piste

then again perhaps not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF, and it's a big if. But if we don't behave, what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF, and it's a big if. But if we don't behave, what happens?

she tells us off on her return?? lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"IF, and it's a big if. But if we don't behave, what happens?

she tells us off on her return?? lol

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So far so got... no major injuries and a lovely Hungarian waiter to view...

Are you all behaving ?;-)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"IF, and it's a big if. But if we don't behave, what happens?

she tells us off on her return?? lol

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So far so got... no major injuries and a lovely Hungarian waiter to view...

Are you all behaving ?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always behave , I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have been as good as gold. Honest

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i ve been good. minxies been naughty

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I always behave , I'm a good girl

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I think I might have to ask a few more questions here despite the innocent look on the avatar ?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

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Are you quite sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow some people are just full of their own self importance

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i ve been good. minxies been naughty"
Do elaborate please... not that I am in the least bit surprised. She knows I wont be back for a while...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

Are you quite sure?

They're all fibbers - honest!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Wow some people are just full of their own self importance

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Nooo, I dont think you are at all. Think you look lovely... and whats more important.. have YOU been behaving?;-)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

Are you quite sure?

They're all fibbers - honest!

I knew it...! Could you please keep an eye on the worst offenders until I get back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back

Ive stayed off the naughty step

but loads didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

Are you quite sure?

They're all fibbers - honest!

I knew it...! Could you please keep an eye on the worst offenders until I get back?

Whilst the cats away,.the mice will play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow some people are just full of their own self importance

Nooo, I dont think you are at all. Think you look lovely... and whats more important.. have YOU been behaving?;-)"

Sort of question my grandma would ask and I dont need another thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

Are you quite sure?

Yep, honest, puts hands behind back, whistling.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

Did somebody mention PARTY?????

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Wow some people are just full of their own self importance

Nooo, I dont think you are at all. Think you look lovely... and whats more important.. have YOU been behaving?;-)

Sort of question my grandma would ask and I dont need another thanks "
Awww that is a shame... I was worried about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

Are you quite sure?

They're all fibbers - honest!

I knew it...! Could you please keep an eye on the worst offenders until I get back?

My eye is often on some of the worst offenders!!

Oh - you mean forum posts and not profile pics!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back

Ive stayed off the naughty step

but loads didnt

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You managed to keep off the naughty step? Makes me wonder where you have been misbehaving instead

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By *ohnny StarMan
over a year ago

swansea valleys

have a good time

ps whens minxie back?? ive heared alot about her x

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We have been as good as gold. Honest

Are you quite sure?

They're all fibbers - honest!

I knew it...! Could you please keep an eye on the worst offenders until I get back?

My eye is often on some of the worst offenders!!

Oh - you mean forum posts and not profile pics!

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In your case... anything goes

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"have a good time

ps whens minxie back?? ive heared alot about her x"
I am still out there having a good time, but I was curious on whether or not everybody is behaving and so I am using a rather unrealiable internet connection to keep an eye on my friends on here lol...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

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You know, I did nt think we could keep either under control tbh. Makes note to read a passage from the bible to Caz ...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

Did somebody mention PARTY?????"

We are having a party when I get back into the UK... and just to you know... I have adopted Missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Louis frikkin spence!!!

Some people will have been subjected to a severe spanking by the time afro gets back!!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

Did somebody mention PARTY?????

We are having a party when I get back into the UK... and just to you know... I have adopted Missy

Oops, thought you were home from your status. Silly me

Dont tell her but who's up for a party at aphro's tonight

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Louis frikkin spence!!!

Some people will have been subjected to a severe spanking by the time afro gets back!!!

Muhahaha promises promises Obi

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Louis frikkin spence!!!

Some people will have been subjected to a severe spanking by the time afro gets back!!!

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Can I test the spanker first? Just to make sure he is doing a good job?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

Did somebody mention PARTY?????

We are having a party when I get back into the UK... and just to you know... I have adopted Missy

Oops, thought you were home from your status. Silly me

Dont tell her but who's up for a party at aphro's tonight

"
She knows, that is why she calls me Mummy

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Louis frikkin spence!!!

Some people will have been subjected to a severe spanking by the time afro gets back!!!

Muhahaha promises promises Obi

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Sounds like you are volunteeering to take one for the team?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Fairly sure I won't have to try TOO hard...Manc Social - here comes the girls...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Fairly sure I won't have to try TOO hard...Manc Social - here comes the girls...

So you seem to have recovered very well indeed...;-)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Glad you're having a good time Aphro, you've missed me confessing to a chlamydia-infested pussy (fortunately the antibiotics are working, though it's a pain in the arse grinding them up and mixing them with tuna twice a day so she'll eat them)...with regards to bible quotes - let (s)he who is without sin cast the first stone

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Glad you're having a good time Aphro, you've missed me confessing to a chlamydia-infested pussy (fortunately the antibiotics are working, though it's a pain in the arse grinding them up and mixing them with tuna twice a day so she'll eat them)...with regards to bible quotes - let (s)he who is without sin cast the first stone

PMSL.... now I hold you PERSONALLY responsible for having to return to the bar and ingesting yet another Obstler while simultaneously observing the young Hungarian! My word ... he is so multilingual...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Fairly sure I won't have to try TOO hard...Manc Social - here comes the girls...

So you seem to have recovered very well indeed...;-)"

Still celibate and crutching away - hoping my surgeon will give the go-ahead to me starting to play and getting back to work in February - my leccy bill will be sky high this quarter, my wand's been running almost non-stop

Oh and I've just had my hair coloured candyfloss pink today as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Ive stayed off the naughty step

but loads didnt

You managed to keep off the naughty step? Makes me wonder where you have been misbehaving instead

Ahh I thought you were home too

well continue to have an amazing time and have a great flight back (once the airports have reopened)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Hold me anyway you like Aphro (in a totally non-bi way of course)...was wondering what you were doing with Obi but I'm guessing an Obstler must be a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you're having fun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Haven't you snared the Hungarian waiter yet? You'll need your skis when you get back here if it carries on snowing. Schuss....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Welcome back. Hope you had a lovely time.

I've been really good

Obi got a face on though cos I said he looked like louis spence and blonde caz is trying to corrupt me at the manc social in march.

Fairly sure I won't have to try TOO hard...Manc Social - here comes the girls...

Look out Manchesterrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

Did somebody mention PARTY?????

We are having a party when I get back into the UK... and just to you know... I have adopted Missy

Invite please?? Pretty please????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

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over a year ago

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones."

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'll be a good girl mummy aphro.

Have fun and take care. Miss you lots

Ok now she"s gone who's having a party?

Did somebody mention PARTY?????

We are having a party when I get back into the UK... and just to you know... I have adopted Missy

Invite please?? Pretty please????"
Would you like me to adopt you as well? Mind you I have been known to be a strict mummy

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Look after your wallet lol, get him sorted then, you sound like a whoosey teenager lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Look after your wallet lol, get him sorted then, you sound like a whoosey teenager lol

"
He said he was after my... could not understand what he was after...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Look after your wallet lol, get him sorted then, you sound like a whoosey teenager lol

He said he was after my... could not understand what he was after...;-)"

I can guess what hes after lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Look after your wallet lol, get him sorted then, you sound like a whoosey teenager lol

He said he was after my... could not understand what he was after...;-)"

You've only got a few days left with him so tell him to shut up and listen to what you are after. Handsome and lingual.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Sounds like he s a cunning linguist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Sounds like he s a cunning linguist

u grass !!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back, i hope you had lots of fun, and its good that you dont have any broken bones lol

She's not back yet... still plenty of time to break a Hungarian barman's bones.

Really i thought she was lol. haha im on about her bones, dont you mean the Hungarian's man boner lol

OMG, you would not believe this... he speaks 7 languages... and he is so handsome

Look after your wallet lol, get him sorted then, you sound like a whoosey teenager lol

He said he was after my... could not understand what he was after...;-)"

Get him to show you. Sign language.

In case you missed it, it's snowed here.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So far so got... no major injuries and a lovely Hungarian waiter to view...

Are you all behaving ?;-)"

Unfortunately I have been behaving.

Major surgery will do that.

But you never know, by the time you get back I might be miss-behaving again!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"So far so got... no major injuries and a lovely Hungarian waiter to view...

Are you all behaving ?;-)

Unfortunately I have been behaving.

Major surgery will do that.

But you never know, by the time you get back I might be miss-behaving again!

Ah well I am soooo looking forward to getting all the reports on my misbehaving friends...

By the way, an update.. having managed not to fall over for more than a week I completely disappeared in the deep snow today - was hoping to be rescued by said cute Hungarian but he was nowhere to be seen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far so got... no major injuries and a lovely Hungarian waiter to view...

Are you all behaving ?;-)

Unfortunately I have been behaving.

Major surgery will do that.

But you never know, by the time you get back I might be miss-behaving again!

Ah well I am soooo looking forward to getting all the reports on my misbehaving friends...

timewaster then

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