FabSwingers.com forum: I'm going to need you

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

What exactly is it that you require a demonstration of?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"What exactly is it that you require a demonstration of?"

Pre-flight safety domonstration.

Where the exits are. What to do during a crash etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional. "

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

Joe gets it... Wait...

Joe understands!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What exactly is it that you require a demonstration of?

Pre-flight safety domonstration.

Where the exits are. What to do during a crash etc"

Panic like in Airplane?

I love that bit

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'm assuming the brace position with my head between my legs as a precaution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When do we get to do the water/oil slide thingamy?

I've always wanted to play naked slip&slide

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Incase of an accident please make sure you wear protection - the whistle can be blown later

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm assuming the brace position with my head between my legs as a precaution "

Your legs?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I'm assuming the brace position with my head between my legs as a precaution

Your legs?

Well preferably someone else's legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm assuming the brace position with my head between my legs as a precaution

Your legs?

Well preferably someone else's legs

Or someone else's between yours

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to fasten your safety belts it's going to be a bumpy ride

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When can I inflate the life jacket?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

What do the subtitles say? I’m too busy listening to the Irish accent

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Please fit your own mask before providing a helping hand to anyone else.

Your restraints are fastened like this... and unfastened when I want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When can I inflate the life jacket?"

As soon as we figure out whether we need to suck or blow

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"When can I inflate the life jacket?"

Inside the cockpit only

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it..."

Please do not use as a prophylactic.....

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

What do the subtitles say? I’m too busy listening to the Irish accent

Before takeoff , remove all clothing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it...

Please do not use as a prophylactic....."

On the head?

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it...

Please do not use as a prophylactic....."

Over your head. I should be more pacific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

Joe gets it... Wait...

Joe understands! "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Once when reading the pre-flight announcement in French, a slip in pronunciation meant I said "We're now going to fuck the lights" instead of lower the lights

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

What do the subtitles say? I’m too busy listening to the Irish accent

Before takeoff , remove all clothing

Oh well if it’s for safety then that’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it...

Please do not use as a prophylactic.....

Over your head. I should be more pacific."

I'm caspian with laughter here, sea?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Once when reading the pre-flight announcement in French, a slip in pronunciation meant I said "We're now going to fuck the lights" instead of lower the lights

You are so naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

Joe gets it... Wait...

Joe understands!

If Joe's understanding, who's getting it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

A chap rang me earlier and he the most divine Irish accent. I could have spoken to him all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

A chap rang me earlier and he the most divine Irish accent. I could have spoken to him all day

That's how they get ya.... premium rate bastardos

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it...

Please do not use as a prophylactic.....

Over your head. I should be more pacific."

Hopefully we don't cum down over the Pacific

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

A chap rang me earlier and he the most divine Irish accent. I could have spoken to him all day

That's how they get ya.... premium rate bastardos"

No, no, he was legit. It's just a shame I had to talk about my medical issues to him

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

What do the subtitles say? I’m too busy listening to the Irish accent

Before takeoff , remove all clothing

Oh well if it’s for safety then that’s good

Highly recommended safety advice,

Trust me I’m a professional..

And if you need any assistance just pull the knob overhead and I’ll cum right away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a sick bag in the pocket in front of you, in case you need it. Or you could just wear it...

Please do not use as a prophylactic.....

Over your head. I should be more pacific.

Hopefully we don't cum down over the Pacific

It's just pee... no it's not... yes it pizzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

Joe gets it... Wait...

Joe understands!

If Joe's understanding, who's getting it?"

Wouldn't you like to know?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Is this just in case you need to do a runner, I'd suggest not exiting through the window

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

A chap rang me earlier and he the most divine Irish accent. I could have spoken to him all day

That's how they get ya.... premium rate bastardos"

Feckers

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"May i have your attention please ,

Please remove headphones and listen to the sound of my irish accent please.. subtitles on the screen in front of you

What do the subtitles say? I’m too busy listening to the Irish accent

Before takeoff , remove all clothing

Oh well if it’s for safety then that’s good

Highly recommended safety advice,

Trust me I’m a professional..

And if you need any assistance just pull the knob overhead and I’ll cum right away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

Joe gets it... Wait...

Joe understands!

If Joe's understanding, who's getting it?

Wouldn't you like to know?

I really wood....

I've got poles, velvet rope and am ready to stage a queue

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Before we get down to the naked business I'm going to need you to do the whole pre flight demonstration.

Uniform is optional.

The entries are here and here. NOT THERE! That's the exit only

Your nearest exit may be your behind. Sorry behind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devices must be switched to vibrate only..

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