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"Has it become sentient yet?" Probably got it’s own mortgage by now  | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now "I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy"He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots  | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots "That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to  | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots "Are you implying that A) The custard is a woman and B) Grumpy fucked the custard?  | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget  "Wicked woman!!  | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to "I got you covered, and I do want the answers  | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
Are you implying that A) The custard is a woman and B) Grumpy fucked the custard? "I’m saying nothing except there are baby custards and someone put them there | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to
I got you covered, and I do want the answers "noooo  | |||
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"Has it become sentient yet? Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to
I got you covered, and I do want the answers "Um I don’t know the actual mechanics of it tbh | |||
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"Right I’m going in with my own leftover custard! A mr Kipling apple pie and a sliced banana to keep it company "Should the apple pie have its own thread? | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome "I need personal compensation | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation "Up close and personal? You'll need lubricant for that. Non-lumpy preferably. I hear the best colour for lube is yellow | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation "You can share my custard | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation "It'll all go to your darling children Lumpy, Gloopy and Furry | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation
You can share my custard "As I'm a gentleman I won't say what I may be thinking | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation
It'll all go to your darling children Lumpy, Gloopy and Furry"Mouldy is on its way too | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation
It'll all go to your darling children Lumpy, Gloopy and Furry"Just ch0ked on my custard | |||
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation
It'll all go to your darling children Lumpy, Gloopy and Furry
Mouldy is on its way too "There are still unanswered questions as to the parentage of these children. No, I still don't want to know | |||
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"I dare say that any tarts on here might ant filling with custard." Maybe the baby making kind | |||
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"I dare say that any tarts on here might want filling with custard." I was half expecting to find I had used a proscribed word there! | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? " Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now "I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever  | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever "Eternal Fucking Custard I know  | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know "  | |||
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"Eternal Fucking Custard. Unsure if this is a band name or a weird kink the (18+) kids these days are into." Think it's the Latvian entry for Eurovision | |||
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"Eternal Fucking Custard. Unsure if this is a band name or a weird kink the (18+) kids these days are into." Sounds like a Norwegian Thrash Metal Band haha | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know "Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever? | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?"Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge"I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere  | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere "Title for a new thread maybe..,? | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?"I’m not brave enough | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?
I’m not brave enough "Me neither How about one on sweet fluffy animals or cheese? | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?
I’m not brave enough
Me neither How about one on sweet fluffy animals or cheese? "Now cheese I’ll be all over | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?
I’m not brave enough
Me neither How about one on sweet fluffy animals or cheese?
Now cheese I’ll be all over "I did one a month or two ago called cheese board. I could try and find it and bump it. | |||
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"Who would win an IQ test? Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT? Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere "Bow chicka wow wow | |||
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"On top of hash browns as a replacement for sausage gravy, with biscuits (chocolate chip please)" | |||
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"On top of hash browns as a replacement for sausage gravy, with biscuits (chocolate chip please) "You know you love it. This is the recipe you've been saving your beloved custard for | |||
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"Does it go with cheese?" Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes "Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard"No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch "It will live forever | |||
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"Bump" • Bump. | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever "As will his custardy offspring | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring "His kids are in custody? What did they do?! | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?!"No no. He's custardy and so are his kids (His father does not smell of elderberries) | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch "Is grumpy’s custard like the family sourdough? Does it have a starter from which all future custard is made? | |||
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"Can we stop this now ffs "But but but... Have you kept your custard in a DC pizza parlour basement recently? | |||
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"Did you hear about the guy with his cock in a bowl of custard? When asked why - he said - I am fucking dis-custard." noooo. Grumpy's custard is pure. Furry, but pure. | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?!
No no. He's custardy and so are his kids
(His father does not smell of elderberries)"Was his mother a hamster? | |||
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"Does it go with cheese? Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?!
No no. He's custardy and so are his kids
(His father does not smell of elderberries)
Was his mother a hamster? "Yes. It's my standard insult when I don't actually want to insult anyone. haha | |||
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"Did you hear about the guy with his cock in a bowl of custard? When asked why - he said - I am fucking dis-custard. noooo. Grumpy's custard is pure. Furry, but pure." The last time I saw furry custard was many years ago - and it got dumped - culture not being my thing! | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget "I rest my case  | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget
I rest my case "This is becoming a swear word now  | |||
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"Bumpy custard is not good " It's what happens when it becomes too vintage | |||
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"Will it ever end "Hmm. What do you think? | |||
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"Will it ever end
Hmm. What do you think?"Obviously not | |||
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"Will it ever end
Hmm. What do you think?
Obviously not "Love you | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget "... it's a well known fetish by now, surely??!  | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget
... it's a well known fetish by now, surely??! "At this point it's less growing and more heading off to university | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget
... it's a well known fetish by now, surely??!
At this point it's less growing and more heading off to university "...maybe even a doctorate | |||
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget
... it's a well known fetish by now, surely??!
At this point it's less growing and more heading off to university
...maybe even a doctorate "Maybe the fuzz is the special hat like a mortar board | |||
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