FabSwingers.com forum: Free for all thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message who you like

Flirt

Chat

Ask out for dinner

Ask for a shag

Ask for a drink

Ask for a chat

Do what you like really I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

What could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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oh yeah them dreaded rules I forgot about them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

I'd fuck you

See? Absolute chaos!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

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what could possibly go right

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

This could be enlightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not yet had tea…..

Just sayin’

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm only here as a witness

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do that anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds catastrophic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds catastrophic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

#othercoffeeoutletsavailable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

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how very dare you!!

COSTA!! All the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only here as a voyeur "

Fify

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

how very dare you!!

COSTA!! All the way

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Please no. I beg you. Costa is unpalatable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

how very dare you!!

COSTA!! All the way

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Please no. I beg you. Costa is unpalatable."

The OP did say this thread would be wild!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

But normally something or nothin.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

You had me at Tawny.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

You had me at Tawny.

I had you at oooh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

how very dare you!!

COSTA!! All the way

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Please no. I beg you. Costa is unpalatable."
hands up if you like Costa my lovelies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/03/23 18:28:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I don't know you felt challenged but I'm game

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Business as usual then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Business as usual then

Ye of little knowledge, this is fab, no business occurs within these walls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve got a mouthful of??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

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step into my office my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Well I'm 50% short of that equation

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Business as usual then

Ye of little knowledge, this is fab, no business occurs within these walls

Have you not seen the fab garden? It’s like a scene out of boiler room

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

I’m on my way!!!! Now where are the keys to my teleportation device….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

•

Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

•

MístyPèaks prefers Caffé Nero™. Fact. I've seen the evidence.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

•

Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

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MístyPèaks prefers Caffé Nero™. Fact. I've seen the evidence.

Indeed you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inbox is open as is my mind

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What could possibly go wrong?

I love your picture from 16th august. Matching heels and lingerie and a fabulous bum. Grrrrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starving, I'll have dinner with anyone.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Well I'm 50% short of that equation

Which 50%?

Answer wisely as you will need to know which I prefer out of steak and BJs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

step into my office my lovely

Oh I’m all comfy here. I’ll send the magic carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Business as usual then

Ye of little knowledge, this is fab, no business occurs within these walls

Have you not seen the fab garden? It’s like a scene out of boiler room "

I have, I went out there once there was so many rubbers lying around I thought Coco the clown was in town

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Well I'm 50% short of that equation

Which 50%?

Answer wisely as you will need to know which I prefer out of steak and BJs

I've got the steak...you like meat

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Colin with the large appendage, that is the best silhouette pic ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

step into my office my lovely

Oh I’m all comfy here. I’ll send the magic carpet

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what would you like me to bring my lovely?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

I’m on my way!!!! Now where are the keys to my teleportation device…."

Quickly please. I’m hungry

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

barrow

Come on then who wants a flirt? Or a shag? But I will insist on being taken for dinner first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!"

Misty was born that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

•

Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

You had me at Tawny.

I had you at oooh

Ahhhhh

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!"

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I had you at oooh

Ahhhhh

Just a little bit. Ooh aah, a little bit more...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

I do have a lovely rump

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I had you at oooh

Ahhhhh

Just a little bit. Ooh aah, a little bit more...

You know what I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

•

Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

You had me at Tawny.

I had you at oooh

Ahhhhh

Ohhhhhhh

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

I do have a lovely rump

Yes you do

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

Well, you might snatch me…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

Did I type victim, bloody typos I meant spoils of war

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

Well, you might snatch me….."

You are Truly Scrumptious

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

What have I started?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

Did I type victim, bloody typos I meant spoils of war

I actually laughed out loud. I didn’t realise I was seen as so aggressive

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message who you like

Flirt

Chat

Ask out for dinner

Ask for a shag

Ask for a drink

Ask for a chat

Do what you like really I guess

Sounds like my inbox on a normal day. Nobody asks me out to dinner though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

•

Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

You had me at Tawny.

I had you at oooh

Ahhhhh

Ohhhhhhh

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is interested in a wet and messy gangbang at my house on Friday, message me. I’ve been talked into hosting one by a guy in my inbox, but I’m down a few participants down

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

What have I started?

You’ve started me thinking about you, that’s what!!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

What have I started?

It’s like an Illness…. Trouble just follows me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

Did I type victim, bloody typos I meant spoils of war

I actually laughed out loud. I didn’t realise I was seen as so aggressive

Aggressive?, You is a puddytat really

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

. Victim???? That’s not entirely flattering to me, now is it

Well, you might snatch me…..

You are Truly Scrumptious

Haha!! Let’s put that to the test and see exactly how scrumptious I am

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm a simple fella. Just a nice lady who wants to stick their breasts in my face will do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message who you like

Flirt

Chat

Ask out for dinner

Ask for a shag

Ask for a drink

Ask for a chat

Do what you like really I guess

Sounds like my inbox on a normal day. Nobody asks me out to dinner though

Awww,

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Well this could be interesting lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What could possibly go wrong?

Anything and everything

That’s practically a personal challenge

I know not many like doing 69s, but that’s all I can think of when I see you upside down like that!!

Harrrumph!

I’m sorry, darling. Am I distracting you?

Oh goodness no, the distraction happened some minutes ago and now I’m focused on your fabulous body

As it should be

Another victim falls to Misty

What have I started?

It’s like an Illness…. Trouble just follows me

I thought you weren’t going to call me trouble anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…..

Flirt

Chat

Ask out for dinner

Ask for a shag

Ask for a drink

Ask for a chat

Do what you like really I guess

Sounds like my inbox on a normal day. Nobody asks me out to dinner though

It sounded like my profile text!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message who you like

Flirt

Chat

Ask out for dinner

Ask for a shag

Ask for a drink

Ask for a chat

Do what you like really I guess

Sounds like my inbox on a normal day. Nobody asks me out to dinner though

Oh darn it I fall victim to the filters again... There's a standing dinner invite here for you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Come on then who wants a flirt? Or a shag? But I will insist on being taken for dinner first!

I'm easier. I'll dispense with the dinner and just insist on being taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message who you like

Flirt

Chat

Ask out for dinner

Ask for a shag

Ask for a drink

Ask for a chat

Do what you like really I guess

Sounds like my inbox on a normal day. Nobody asks me out to dinner though

Oh darn it I fall victim to the filters again... There's a standing dinner invite here for you

Looks like the lady has choices...but still her inbox is probably lacking

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

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MístyPèaks prefers Caffé Nero™. Fact. I've seen the evidence.

Indeed you have

Forgive me for leaping in but I'm a Cafe Nero lover and have the loyalty card here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Ooh yes please.

Thai

Tawny

Cuban (I know not ladylike, but I do love cigar smoke)

Thanks very muchly

•

MístyPèaks prefers Caffé Nero™. Fact. I've seen the evidence.

Indeed you have

Forgive me for leaping in but I'm a Cafe Nero lover and have the loyalty card here.."
tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This can get messsy....

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

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Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

Did you mean a meat meet request?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone started another Gary Lineker thread today? Feel there's something missing from my day....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This can get messsy....

I like it"
we all like messssssssssy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Free for all! What’s your kill streaks folks? I’ve just got 30 consecutive kills; MGB on the way! Whoooo!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

Did you mean a meat meet request?

I am honestly not bothered about the steak today but feel I’m missing out on giving a BJ

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

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Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

Did you mean a meat meet request?

I am honestly not bothered about the steak today but feel I’m missing out on giving a BJ

Queue forming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a cocktail.

What should I order?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

Did you mean a meat meet request?

I am honestly not bothered about the steak today but feel I’m missing out on giving a BJ

If only you were closer. I'd be happy to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on then who wants a flirt? Or a shag? But I will insist on being taken for dinner first!

I'm easier. I'll dispense with the dinner and just insist on being taken.

I thought you was the dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

Did you mean a meat meet request?

I am honestly not bothered about the steak today but feel I’m missing out on giving a BJ

How can we satisfy your hunger...? A virtual bj maybe...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I would like a steak and to give a blow job. Please and thank you

Pop over

Do you have steak?

Dammit - I have steak, but am lacking a cock. Can I come over anyway?

Of course girlfriend. It sounds like it’s going to be quite the party

In fact fuck it. I’ll just put up a meet request

Did you mean a meat meet request?

I am honestly not bothered about the steak today but feel I’m missing out on giving a BJ

This is giving me the horn!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess what I’ve got in my mouth??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a cocktail.

What should I order?"

Slippery nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I’ve got in my mouth??

Your tongue?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Come on then who wants a flirt? Or a shag? But I will insist on being taken for dinner first!

I'm easier. I'll dispense with the dinner and just insist on being taken.

I thought you was the dinner?"

Oh. You've got me. You'll have to spank me before I get eaten, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I’ve got in my mouth??

Slippery nipple?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Come on then who wants a flirt? Or a shag? But I will insist on being taken for dinner first!

I'm easier. I'll dispense with the dinner and just insist on being taken.

I thought you was the dinner?

Oh. You've got me. You'll have to spank me before I get eaten, then.

I'm the mystery meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on then who wants a flirt? Or a shag? But I will insist on being taken for dinner first!

I'm easier. I'll dispense with the dinner and just insist on being taken.

I thought you was the dinner?

Oh. You've got me. You'll have to spank me before I get eaten, then.

I'm the mystery meat.

I'm fairly sure it would be a mystery

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Guess what I’ve got in my mouth??

Haribo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I’ve got in my mouth??

A cocktail? "Cremeofsumyungui"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a cocktail.

What should I order?

Slippery nipple?"

Can't do anise /sambuca

Any others?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s crunchy

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

What could possibly go wrong?!

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over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Do what you like really I guess

Within the forum rules!

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Dinner? Port? Cigars? Let me know when.

Let's start with a Starbucks and see where it goes

I'll buy you a better coffee than that, if you give me a foot rub.

Are feet rubs one of the options?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I feel like a cocktail.

What should I order?

Slippery nipple?

Can't do anise /sambuca

Any others?"

Sex on the beach?

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over a year ago

"I feel like a cocktail.

What should I order?

Slippery nipple?

Can't do anise /sambuca

Any others?

Sex on the beach?"

Too cold and don't like pebbles

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over a year ago

"I feel like a cocktail.

What should I order?

Slippery nipple?

Can't do anise /sambuca

Any others?

Sex on the beach?"

The drink? Yes please.

The real deal? No to sand in my fandango

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Has anyone mentioned cake yet??!

I'd look back through the thread, but 2 classes of wine in on a school night so ...meh

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over a year ago

"Has anyone mentioned cake yet??!

I'd look back through the thread, but 2 classes of wine in on a school night so ...meh

No but I'm joining your wine class..

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over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Has anyone mentioned cake yet??!

I'd look back through the thread, but 2 classes of wine in on a school night so ...meh

No but I'm joining your wine class..

cheers!

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over a year ago

"Has anyone mentioned cake yet??!

I'd look back through the thread, but 2 classes of wine in on a school night so ...meh

No but I'm joining your wine class..

cheers!

Ooo I've got a new emoji now thanks

. And cheers back at ya

Can you eat cake with wine

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Has anyone mentioned cake yet??!

I'd look back through the thread, but 2 classes of wine in on a school night so ...meh

No but I'm joining your wine class..

cheers!

Ooo I've got a new emoji now thanks

. And cheers back at ya

Can you eat cake with wine

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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