FabSwingers.com forum: Tonight's menu

By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
over a year ago

Next Door

What are you having for dinner tonight?

Gents are you dreaming of steak and a blow job?

maybe next year?

I'm having cauliflower curry and rotis.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm not doing steak. I feel like I'm letting the fiancé down if I give him only a blowjob with no steak - who'd want only half a celebration?

No one in their right mind.

Undecided dinner wise. Might skip it, eat when I'm hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds tasty. Green bean and bread bean risotto here accompanied by a nice glass of red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribs cabbage spuds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Cottage pie cooked by the Mr it was lush!

Serious Sunday dinner syndrome now.

Mrs

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Off to a restaurant later so probably something fatty followed by something sweet.

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

Sweet n sour chicken and rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cottage pie cooked by the Mr it was lush!

Serious Sunday dinner syndrome now.

Mrs "

Haha. Loosen a few buttons and wait for the food coma to pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's making it now.

Shepherd's pie

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Steak

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Pre ordered steak already tonight for our dinner. In theory he's going to get a blow job. In practise we may end up back in the hotel in a food coma.

Smoked Argentinian rib eye steak served with corn on the cob,arugula & cherry tomato salad, thrice cooked chips with chimichurri

I'm drooling already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Home made chicken and asparagus pie with veg

I have a steak and a willing mouth but no man …. sad times

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have a fridge/freezer full of steaks but no one to give a blow job to.

I had a tin of soup.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

A cock I haven't tasted since before Christmas.

I'm excited

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
over a year ago

Next Door

I have a steak and a willing mouth but no man …. sad times

Same here Cookie.

Hopefully a gent will come along soon for each of us

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Chicken and potatoes

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Roast pork for the meat eaters! Roast without the meat for me x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I don't have access to his penis today, we'll just have to postpone steak and blow job day for a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are having steak with chips, mushrooms and peppercorn sauce and for dessert he will definitely be getting a blowjob

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Beef rendang

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

visiting Birmingham

Chilli beef stir fry with peas, onions and sticky jasmine rice

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Blackcurrant jam on toast.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Chicken rice and sauce

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Off to Xtasia in a bit, so will probably eat afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep because I have no one to give me a blowjob

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Spag bol tonight

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

There's one portion left of my homemade chicken ham and leek pie. The loser will have pasta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy dinner tonight, bacon rolls. Might do BLTs, but with cucumber instead of tomato..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep...

It's like a corner shop version of today. So sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local dominoes doesn’t offer half n half on Tuesdays. Not sure if this is a nationwide thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep...

It's like a corner shop version of today. So sad. "

A corner shop version! I don't think I could've described it any more perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full Welsh fry up.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Genuine question — have I missed something? There seems to be quite a few references today about steak and oral.

Notwithstanding OP, I'm making Macaroni Cheese with Pancetta, served with garlic...with extra dollops of full-fat garlic butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine question — have I missed something? There seems to be quite a few references today about steak and oral.

Notwithstanding OP, I'm making Macaroni Cheese with Pancetta, served with garlic...with extra dollops of full-fat garlic butter."

14/03 a month after St. Valentines Day. It's steak and blow job day for the guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna pasta bake yum

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By *ouple4camsCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk(ish)

I haven't had my steak yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti carbonara and maybe someone for dessert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork

Roast potatoes

Broccoli and cauliflower

Peas

Gravy

Maybe Yorkshire pud

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I didn't send any Valentine's this year, so guess it's only fair I'm not celebrating S&BJ Day.

But, frankly, dinner's better than either: cottage pie.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Had fish chips earlier .

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I just had steamed vegetable with rice and chicken satay

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

Isn't buns plural already?

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Just ordered a Indian.

So feet up Netflix & a few drinks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

Isn't buns plural already?

I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Just ordered a Indian.

So feet up Netflix & a few drinks "

I tried one of them once. He gave me a rash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

Isn't buns plural already?

I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.

That's a lot of buns...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

Isn't buns plural already?

I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.

That's a lot of buns...

Wait until you try my special sauce...

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

vegetarian burger and salad and tastes like shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

Isn't buns plural already?

I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.

That's a lot of buns...

Wait until you try my special sauce..."

Peri peri?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet and spicy chicken

Red beans and rice

Mac&cheese

Collard greens

Cornbread.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

No sodding idea. Got no steak, we realised a bit late to get good ones in.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep because I have no one to give me a blowjob

Oh, Joe my friend, is there any sadder phrase in the English language than a cry wank?!

Solidarity brother, stay strong

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I had two lovely breasts tonight. From a bird. In baps!!!! Splodged a nice dollop on each one

Yummy scrummy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m making stolen chicken. I have no idea where it got that name from, but it’s a good name so I’m sticking with it. (And yes, the accent is there to get around it being a banned word.)

Chicken thighs and baby potatoes marinated in lemon juice, olive oil and a metric fuckton of garlic. Green beans on the side. A sauce made from the cooking juices with a dash of chicken stock and a splash of white wine.

Low maintenance dinner so that I have plenty of spare time afterwards …

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

A packet of steak flavoured crisps…

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We had diced beef slow cooked in gravy, yorkshire puddings, mash and veg.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.

Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then

Bugger!

No really....

Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish

What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.

Isn't buns plural already?

I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.

That's a lot of buns...

Wait until you try my special sauce...

Peri peri?

Well, I am hot stuff, after all.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’ve just consumed a ‘serves 4’ pasta bake, for the second time in less than a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

How very dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

How very dare you!

"
lol I see irish restaurants here. But never traditional British.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

How very dare you!

lol I see irish restaurants here. But never traditional British.

I think Irish restaurants only serve Guinness

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

How very dare you!

lol I see irish restaurants here. But never traditional British.

I think Irish restaurants only serve Guinness

It's not true, I've been served in an Irish restaurant...

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By *orkguy95Man
over a year ago

City

I made stuffed peppers served with rice and broccoli.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I had a very nice fish with fresh vegetables and black cherry crumble for pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Co-op

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

Blu', you and I are cool and you know that I love you. However:

Fuck You.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It will be BBQ Turkey and rice this evening

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I really fancy a simple pasta dish.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.

What we lack in spices we make up for in cabbage.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Homemade Pizza tonight

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Homemade Pizza tonight

And for dessert…..?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denver steak, whole grain rice and veg

There’s potential for a nanna and chocolate chip pancake for afters if I make it to the gym

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Usual Wednesday homemade curry night.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Lamb steaks with mint gravy, new potatoes and tenderstem broccoli.

Cheesecake and fresh raspberries

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I didn't send any Valentine's this year, so guess it's only fair I'm not celebrating S&BJ Day.

But, frankly, dinner's better than either: cottage pie. "

I hate to be one of *those* guys, but literally no one offered to cook me a steak last night. What's the point of this place?! I'm off to start a thread about how bad Fab is...

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By *ongridgefunloversCouple
over a year ago

preston

Busy yesterday!

So a delayed steak & bj day today….. not sure what I’m looking forward to most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamb steaks with mint gravy, new potatoes and tenderstem broccoli.

Cheesecake and fresh raspberries "

I read this Like an M&S advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Home made chicken and asparagus pie with veg

I have a steak and a willing mouth but no man …. sad times

Cough! Cough!

well hello their x haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a steak and a willing mouth but no man …. sad times

Same here Cookie.

Hopefully a gent will come along soon for each of us

hey how you doing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fridge/freezer full of steaks but no one to give a blow job to.

I had a tin of soup."

I can give you a helping hand on both accounts haha

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Big Yorkshire pub mash sausage peas and gravy all inside the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had pasta and meatballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spag bol for me tonight

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm making falafel and grilled aubergine wraps with humous, tahina, lettuce, tomato and cucumber.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Salade frisée aux escargots et noix

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Pan-roasted cod, with king prawn, caper and samphire butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern fried chicken goujons in wraps with lettuce, onion, tomato, per peri mayo and garlic mayo. One of my favourite meals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spam fritters mushy peas chips

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Baked potato and homemade coleslaw

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By *hill1965Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Chicken, tomato and chorizo on penne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cooking Vietnamese pork with rice and veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French toast first timer

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