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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Celebrating Grumpy's leftover custard, circa 2019-2020, which shall never be forgotten.

When leftovers have become far too grim to eat, what do you do with them?

Wrong answers only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in a blender and use them as a face mask. There's still nutrients in there you know.

Can also be used as backup baby food. I mean, they aren't going to complain are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke them through next doors letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poke them through next doors letterbox "

Before or after the penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poke them through next doors letterbox "

What about the leftovers though...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poke them through next doors letterbox

Before or after the penis?"

I don’t have one so the penis is irrelevant

If however, the neighbour stuck his penis out the other way while I was poking my leftover roast dinner through then we’d have an issue

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Use it for a garden ornament shape it like a gnome

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By *lmostInseparableCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

Keep them in a container and embark upon a new career as a maggot farmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if I can grow a better culture than that of Fabswingers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Celebrating Grumpy's leftover custard, circa 2019-2020, which shall never be forgotten.

When leftovers have become far too grim to eat, what do you do with them?

Wrong answers only."

Personally I thought my accidental porn distribution thread was my lowest point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See if I can grow a better culture than that of Fabswingers "

JoeBeans! You take that back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was a thread about the people who haven't copped off when the slow songs come on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them in the fridge to discover a few months later. Then it's like forensics trying to identify what it is.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Celebrating Grumpy's leftover custard, circa 2019-2020, which shall never be forgotten.

When leftovers have become far too grim to eat, what do you do with them?

Wrong answers only.

Personally I thought my accidental porn distribution thread was my lowest point "

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See if I can grow a better culture than that of Fabswingers although it's a pretty high bar!

JoeBeans! You take that back "

There, happy?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Liquidise, mould into interesting and unusual shapes, coat in resin and fashion jewellery as gifts for friends, relatives and visiting dignitaries.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Obviously Grumpy needs to take his beloved aged custard, smear it all over his body, and ask Fab for volunteers to come and lick it off him.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Obviously Grumpy needs to take his beloved aged custard, smear it all over his body, and ask Fab for volunteers to come and lick it off him."

You're a wrong un

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Obviously Grumpy needs to take his beloved aged custard, smear it all over his body, and ask Fab for volunteers to come and lick it off him.

You're a wrong un "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"See if I can grow a better culture than that of Fabswingers "

Joe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send them into my local Conservative association and make up some bizarre name and call it a traditional English dish only now allowed to be sold again due to Brexit

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Liquidise, pour into water pistols and wait for charity fundraisers/religious converters/carol singers/bailiffs/the in-laws to knock on your door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it for my DeLorean parked in the garage

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Celebrating Grumpy's leftover custard, circa 2019-2020, which shall never be forgotten.

When leftovers have become far too grim to eat, what do you do with them?

Wrong answers only."

It all goes in a big pot in the garden to ferment. It slowly breaks down over a few years until I can harvest the resultant slop. It’s carefully separated in my distillery to produce several low quality drinking products.

The top layer, in which there is hardly any solid matter or living organisms, becomes the finest sipping liqueur.

The next level down is the whisky, called Friskey because it’ll blow your bollocks off. Which is handy because there’s no way you’re siring children after this.

Next comes the Slopka. Proper session stuff, albeit with several as yet unidentified and classified swimming creatures. Some floating solid matter but the rest sinks to the bottom.

The penultimate layer produces OutCider. So named because when she drinks it, everything suddenly becomes outside her. Half solid, half liquid; this ‘drink’ is fun at parties but will mainly be bought by 16 year olds.

The final disgusting swill sitting at the bottom is scraped from the bottom of the barrel. This loose solid mass is packaged in old plasterer’s buckets and sent to the House of Commons and served with a sprig of fresh parsley and cracked black pepper.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Celebrating Grumpy's leftover custard, circa 2019-2020, which shall never be forgotten.

When leftovers have become far too grim to eat, what do you do with them?

Wrong answers only.

It all goes in a big pot in the garden to ferment. It slowly breaks down over a few years until I can harvest the resultant slop. It’s carefully separated in my distillery to produce several low quality drinking products.

The top layer, in which there is hardly any solid matter or living organisms, becomes the finest sipping liqueur.

The next level down is the whisky, called Friskey because it’ll blow your bollocks off. Which is handy because there’s no way you’re siring children after this.

Next comes the Slopka. Proper session stuff, albeit with several as yet unidentified and classified swimming creatures. Some floating solid matter but the rest sinks to the bottom.

The penultimate layer produces OutCider. So named because when she drinks it, everything suddenly becomes outside her. Half solid, half liquid; this ‘drink’ is fun at parties but will mainly be bought by 16 year olds.

The final disgusting swill sitting at the bottom is scraped from the bottom of the barrel. This loose solid mass is packaged in old plasterer’s buckets and sent to the House of Commons and served with a sprig of fresh parsley and cracked black pepper."

Sounds hipster

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Apparently we make babies? https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1430077

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