FabSwingers.com forum: Best convocation starters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi guys & ladies, let's have a bit of fun here. Give me your best, cheesy, or dirtiest convocation starters. Let's have some fun and break up the anatomy of hi, how are you ??

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If I said you had a beautiful body would you use my throat like your least favourite wank sock?

But in all seriousness, starting a conversation with anything less than something specifically tailored to the person you're trying to connect with is a waste of time to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmao I'm waiting for the penny to drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Least favourite wank sock haha, do people still use socks..? but however your right It has to be aimed and created to grab the persons attention I agree, rather than it looking like a copied and pasted message. What's the worst you've had. Btw I liked that, good effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line. "

Best line ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha I forgot about this being today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fuck on first dates?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Normally some kind of mass invite is a good convocation starter?

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WUU2 FAF never fails to kick start a conversation....

another good one...

Can I tongue punch you like I'm licking garlic mayo of my donor kebab....

set that bar low from the start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah they can be enticing :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

Thanks Bird

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ?? "

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

Show us your tits LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

Thanks Bird

You’re welcome. My favourite day of the year. Now to line up some…. Steak. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

Show us your tits LB "

Aghh thank you, 1st time making a forum lol man books work do they? Haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

Show us your tits LB "

Seeing as you asked nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

Show us your tits LB

Seeing as you asked nicely

Be seeing WhatsApp flash with you flashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

Thanks Bird

You’re welcome. My favourite day of the year. Now to line up some…. Steak. Obvs

Haha I don't know what i want 1st now steak or BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

Thanks Bird

You’re welcome. My favourite day of the year. Now to line up some…. Steak. Obvs

Haha I don't know what i want 1st now steak or BJ "

Both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

Thanks Bird

You’re welcome. My favourite day of the year. Now to line up some…. Steak. Obvs

Haha I don't know what i want 1st now steak or BJ

Both at the same time "

Sounds like a treat haha suppose only comes once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather fight 20 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast for the week

I'm here, what are your other two wishes...

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Death comes to us all… then turn a walk away.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

I’m cooking my own steak and have lubed up the Dyson

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Normally some kind of mass invite is a good convocation starter?

Mr TMN"

Hear ye, hear ye...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

Yes. Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

I’m cooking my own steak and have lubed up the Dyson "

Does Henry the hoover know you're planning on cheating on him tonight?

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"Hi guys & ladies, let's have a bit of fun here. Give me your best, cheesy, or dirtiest convocation starters. Let's have some fun and break up the anatomy of hi, how are you ?? "

Convo what ation

Do you mean conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I NEVER start convos in 'real' life but if I did it'd be something like "Hello"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Best Convocation Starter ?

Hey! Everyone pile into the waiting room and lets have a fuck off huge meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi guys & ladies, let's have a bit of fun here. Give me your best, cheesy, or dirtiest convocation starters. Let's have some fun and break up the anatomy of hi, how are you ??

Convo what ation

Do you mean conversation"

There's always one eyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

I’m cooking my own steak and have lubed up the Dyson

Does Henry the hoover know you're planning on cheating on him tonight? "

Lmao ??

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Hi guys & ladies, let's have a bit of fun here. Give me your best, cheesy, or dirtiest convocation starters. Let's have some fun and break up the anatomy of hi, how are you ??

Convo what ation

Do you mean conversation"

Anything to break the anatomy here….

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"Hi guys & ladies, let's have a bit of fun here. Give me your best, cheesy, or dirtiest convocation starters. Let's have some fun and break up the anatomy of hi, how are you ??

Convo what ation

Do you mean conversation

There's always one eyy"

Thought you were starting a new anti job group as in con vocation

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'd say Ibiza

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

""Happy Steak and Blowjob Day"

Obviously is today's line.

Best line ever

It would work on me for sure

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hi guys & ladies, let's have a bit of fun here. Give me your best, cheesy, or dirtiest convocation starters. Let's have some fun and break up the anatomy of hi, how are you ??

Convo what ation

Do you mean conversation

Anything to break the anatomy here…."

I think you mean dichotomy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Ey up’

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"‘Ey up’

Ow do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao like my garlic mayo ??

If you press reply+quote OP then we will know who you’re replying to.

My best conversation starter is normally do you want to see my tits up close?

To which my response would be "Can I bring my ruler to measure the diameter of your areola and nipple height as I'm a quantity surveyor?"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘Ey up’

Ow do

Ey be thee?

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

I'd say it's probably checking your spelling.

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