FabSwingers.com forum: If you woke up tomorrow

By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan at men all day

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Grab something to slide up my vagina. Then flirt at some builders.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'm getting gang banged by random strangers in a club.

I'm going to try a good quality vibrator too.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is."

Log onto fab and ignore every dick that messages me

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart "

Oh the peeing!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Get a blowjob.

Visit my partner that enjoys pegging.

Helicopter in front of the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!"

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!"

It’s not just that you know, you can point ya cock so you can swirl from left to right around the bowl and create a little whirlpool or go straight in and make loads of noise and bubbles, not to mention the ‘how long can I piss for?’ game and the ‘guess when I’ve pissed a ping’ game.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Got to be helicopter surely

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up? "

Oh yeah and this one.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see all the ladies are being so stereotypical tonight

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Have sex to see how different it is."

Ha! Best of luck with that one

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is."

You'd have to go commando if you want the balls to bob and jiggle as you run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex to see how different it is.

Ha! Best of luck with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is.

You'd have to go commando if you want the balls to bob and jiggle as you run

Depending on age too .... The older you are the Newton's Cradle effect kicks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id go get some nice outfits and find a sugar daddy

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would log onto Lôôkfantastic and find the most cheapest Mascara under £500. But no less than £75.99.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up? "

Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex to see how different it is."

Have sex and see how easy it is…….

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is."

I’d fuck the fittest female fittie on this fucking sitey

Send pictures of my tits to myself for the next day

Quickly do all the sewing, ironing, cleaning etc I won’t want to do the next day

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fart to see if it really does smell of roses.

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

Full on lesbian lust please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?

Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.

If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Glad to see all the ladies are being so stereotypical tonight"

Was thinking the same

Think I’d stay in bed playing with myself till 11, then go out with my friends for all day brunch get hammered on Prosecco and fingered by a bouncer in the toilets, throw up then call my boyfriend to come and get me

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?

Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.

If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"

Then you can leave it for someone else to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would log onto here to see how it feels to have loads of messages every day

Then I would block the lot

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd open my inbox with loads of messages, delete a few without reading them and post a status attracting more messages. Then I'd go for a serious body exploration session!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how many things I can stick my new dick in.

Have a wank.

Walk around all day without a top on.

See how far back i can stand from the toilet without getting it on the seat.

Do the helicopter thing.

Have sex to see what I feels like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel my boobs

Put various objects inside me to see what it felt like

Get pregnant to see if giving birth is actually worse than being hit in the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad to see all the ladies are being so stereotypical tonight

Was thinking the same

P m s l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?

Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.

If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"

Think lawn sprinkler!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Feel my boobs

Put various objects inside me to see what it felt like

Get pregnant to see if giving birth is actually worse than being hit in the balls

No point wasting your third wish, even the women know it isn’t

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Contentious I know, but realise women can't multitask either.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"

And??

What's your point?

Gbat

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I were fit and healthy I'd go straight into my garden and start digging up the nasty plants.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Go back to sleep til it passed. Could not be arsed with all the complaining about men I'd end up doing.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is."
So i wake up as a woman with big tits i search out one of my many 38 DD bras and a sexy pair of knickers get dressed and go down the pub for a few beers

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Glory hole's and lots of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glory hole's and lots of them"

Meh.

You've done one you've done em all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is.So i wake up as a woman with big tits i search out one of my many 38 DD bras and a sexy pair of knickers get dressed and go down the pub for a few beers

You don't need to be a woman to do that. Trust me, you really don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, as much as I can so I know what sex feels like for a man. I've often wondered that and would love to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, as much as I can so I know what sex feels like for a man. I've often wondered that and would love to know."

And as the man said earlier..."good luck with that"

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Find out once and for all if period pains are truly we bad as a kick in the balls

It has been an endless topic of debate between a friend of mine and I.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Experience a DP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter out of the window before finding someone who will let me stick my wlly in their earlobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ignore all the messages guys sent me on here, play with my tits, then clean the house.

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Give C what she wants, a woman to play with!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm putting on something sexy and having the shopping trip of a lifetime without worrying that I'm getting odd looks. I'm getting a good manicure and pedicure. I'm getting a bra that shows my boobs off to maximum effect. Then I'm going to pull the fittest guy I can find that's interested in me, getting him to take me to dinner, and then I'm going to find what it's like having sex as a woman, and how many orgasms I can have! I can't wait!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing

Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.

Go running, because what do the balls do?

Go topless in public.

Have sex to see how different it is.So i wake up as a woman with big tits i search out one of my many 38 DD bras and a sexy pair of knickers get dressed and go down the pub for a few beers

You don't need to be a woman to do that. Trust me, you really don't."
lol..... Oh the irony

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart "

We don’t scratch our balls it’s pinch and roll

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?

Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.

If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"
Now you see our dilemma

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Gaze at my bum in the mirror for hours and hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be nicer to women

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Play with my tits for ages and then get some driving lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to feel what it’s like to get a blowjob lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to feel what it’s like to get a blowjob lol xx"

Happy to assist

...Wait, that wasn't the flirt I think it was

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York

I’d see if I was as fascinated with boobs as a woman as I am as a man.

Get a dildo and see what multiple orgasms feel like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart

Oh the peeing!

Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?

Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.

If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!Now you see our dilemma

At least you can aim yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be too busy playing with me boobs to do much else

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

You don't need to be a woman to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't need to be a woman to do that

Can I play with yours then

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

At least I already have the lingerie

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