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"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke ![]() ![]() ![]() Well that doesn’t answer any of my questions unless you’re implying MILFs can climb trees ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. " Puma = predator in training | |||
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck. A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men." As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! ![]() | |||
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck. A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men. As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! ![]() Oh I'm sure he'd love to puncture a few miles on fab ![]() | |||
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"I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother. A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men. " This is correct jokes asside. Mothers Id Like F@ck = MILF Grandmother Id Like to F@ck = GILF Cougar as above Sorry being serious ![]() | |||
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck. A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men. As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! ![]() It also came after my definition that was spelled correctly. If we follow Brucey's we'll all be at Church or on our knees. | |||
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"I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother. A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men. This is correct jokes asside. Mothers Id Like F@ck = MILF Grandmother Id Like to F@ck = GILF Cougar as above Sorry being serious ![]() Somebody has to be. The mother thing, I used to complain about but an awful lot of men just say it's a woman old enough to be a mother and older than them .....either way it's just a woman being objectified to fulfil a fantasy | |||
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy " Best description tho ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. I'd agree with exactly this description Mrs " | |||
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck. A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men. As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! ![]() I’m creased up at this, but it’s true, the punctuation needs some work ![]() | |||
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck. A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men." I pray for the younger men I get my claws into. | |||
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy " Think I like the sound of a cougar better although I can be a feeder so there’s issues… | |||
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy Think I like the sound of a cougar better although I can be a feeder so there’s issues…" I have my own snacks but if I’m feeling peckish I’ll ask the Uber to swing by maccies ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. " Couldn’t have said it better. Although the word predator has really negative connotations for obvious reasons! | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. Puma = predator in training " Oh now that’s a new term I’ve not heard, how come we don’t hear about pumas as much?! | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. ![]() ![]() ![]() Woah, so there’s even more age criteria than I thought? I’m only allowed to be a cougar until I’m 50?! | |||
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat Age 22-29: Lynx Age 30-39: Puma Age 40-49: Cougar Age 50-59: Jaguar Age 60-68: Panther Age 69: Pussycat Age 70-79: Cheetah Age 80-89: Leopard Age 90-99: Tiger Age 100+: Lion Source: woman with killer jugs " Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years ![]() | |||
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat Age 22-29: Lynx Age 30-39: Puma Age 40-49: Cougar Age 50-59: Jaguar Age 60-68: Panther Age 69: Pussycat Age 70-79: Cheetah Age 80-89: Leopard Age 90-99: Tiger Age 100+: Lion Source: woman with killer jugs Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years ![]() So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so! | |||
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"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke ![]() ![]() I don't refer to any woman using these terms ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLcmNf0jjVw | |||
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat Age 22-29: Lynx Age 30-39: Puma Age 40-49: Cougar Age 50-59: Jaguar Age 60-68: Panther Age 69: Pussycat Age 70-79: Cheetah Age 80-89: Leopard Age 90-99: Tiger Age 100+: Lion Source: woman with killer jugs " How old is a Hell cat? Aren't pumas and cougars one and the same? | |||
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat Age 22-29: Lynx Age 30-39: Puma Age 40-49: Cougar Age 50-59: Jaguar Age 60-68: Panther Age 69: Pussycat Age 70-79: Cheetah Age 80-89: Leopard Age 90-99: Tiger Age 100+: Lion Source: woman with killer jugs Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years ![]() I seem to be attracted to younger rather than older guys, but I don’t mind either way when it comes to ladies I don’t think | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() Oh dear | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() Think I may have damaged my chances??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat Age 22-29: Lynx Age 30-39: Puma Age 40-49: Cougar Age 50-59: Jaguar Age 60-68: Panther Age 69: Pussycat Age 70-79: Cheetah Age 80-89: Leopard Age 90-99: Tiger Age 100+: Lion Source: woman with killer jugs Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. That’s a perfect description " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. " This is about right | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you can be whatever you want actually!! | |||
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"A cougar can call herself one. A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. " Bit unnecessary | |||
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. " ![]() | |||
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"A cougar can call herself one. A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. " I concur | |||
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"Can you be a MILF and a Cougar at the same time ?" Excessive desire for sexual activity? | |||
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"A cougar can call herself one. A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. Bit unnecessary " Nothing unnecessary about it. The acronym doesn't work. A woman could call herself a mylf but not a milf. | |||
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"Can you be a MILF and a Cougar at the same time ? Excessive desire for sexual activity?" Sounds about right today ![]() | |||
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"A cougar can call herself one. A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. Bit unnecessary Nothing unnecessary about it. The acronym doesn't work. A woman could call herself a mylf but not a milf. " Christ ![]() | |||
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"When a MILF has been fucked over by guys too many times and decides to be the one running the show she changes mindset and becomes a Cougar instead...." Ooo, now this is gooooooood ![]() | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A cougar can call herself one. A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. Bit unnecessary " No it's not. | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Challenge accepted. ![]() | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit. | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To be fair, you responded whereas I wouldn’t have even deigned to give a response ![]() | |||
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat Age 22-29: Lynx Age 30-39: Puma Age 40-49: Cougar Age 50-59: Jaguar Age 60-68: Panther Age 69: Pussycat Age 70-79: Cheetah Age 80-89: Leopard Age 90-99: Tiger Age 100+: Lion Source: woman with killer jugs " I'm a jaguar...hahaha ![]() | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It wouldn't be much of a forum if people didn't respond... ![]() | |||
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"I actually physically can’t be a MILF so I choose to be Cougar. I was a Puma for a long time ![]() Love this haha FairPlay | |||
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? ![]() ![]() would love you to hunt me down lol | |||
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? ![]() ![]() Mmm..I’m a bit older.. but please feel free to capture me.. | |||
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? ![]() ![]() New game hunt the cunt ![]() | |||
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? ![]() ![]() Cradle snatcher Pedo (age dependant) Bit of a wrongun But depends on the age of the male | |||
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? ![]() ![]() Don't know what the woman would be called but the guy would be called Lucky ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Desperate ![]() | |||
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex. COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex. So Milf = prey Cougar = predator. ![]() ![]() ![]() Cougars are primarily in their 50s, you've ten more years of being one ![]() | |||
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! ![]() You actually believe all this don't you aw ![]() ![]() | |||
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