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What’s the difference between a MILF and a cougar?

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke

I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?

Does a MILF have to have been a mother?

And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke

I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?

Does a MILF have to have been a mother?

And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub? "

Cougars can't climb trees

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke

I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?

Does a MILF have to have been a mother?

And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub?

Cougars can't climb trees "

Well that doesn’t answer any of my questions unless you’re implying MILFs can climb trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke

I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?

Does a MILF have to have been a mother?

And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub?

Cougars can't climb trees

Well that doesn’t answer any of my questions unless you’re implying MILFs can climb trees "

Posable thumbs my dear

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can climb trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.

A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton


"I can climb trees "

I've got one for you to climb

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

"

Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can climb trees

I've got one for you to climb "

Is it a big’un?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

"

Puma = predator in training

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother.

A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.

A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men."

As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Milf is the English version

Cougar is the American version

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.

A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.

As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! "

Oh I'm sure he'd love to puncture a few miles on fab

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Cougars are often milfs, but not all milfs are cougars.

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By *ust-a-guy3Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

An ex of mine was 43 with 2 kids I was 20, I class that as a milf,

The woman I've been meeting with is 53 and no kids. To me that's a cougar.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

interesting read...

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood


"I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother.

A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men. "

This is correct jokes asside.

Mothers Id Like F@ck = MILF

Grandmother Id Like to F@ck = GILF

Cougar as above

Sorry being serious

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.

A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.

As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! "

It also came after my definition that was spelled correctly.

If we follow Brucey's we'll all be at Church or on our knees.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother.

A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men.

This is correct jokes asside.

Mothers Id Like F@ck = MILF

Grandmother Id Like to F@ck = GILF

Cougar as above

Sorry being serious "

Somebody has to be. The mother thing, I used to complain about but an awful lot of men just say it's a woman old enough to be a mother and older than them .....either way it's just a woman being objectified to fulfil a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bookmarking this because I wish to read the multifaceted permutations of varying explanations.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy "

Best description tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

I'd agree with exactly this description

Mrs

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.

A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.

As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! "

I’m creased up at this, but it’s true, the punctuation needs some work

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.

A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men."

I pray for the younger men I get my claws into.

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy "

Think I like the sound of a cougar better although I can be a feeder so there’s issues…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy

Think I like the sound of a cougar better although I can be a feeder so there’s issues…"

I have my own snacks but if I’m feeling peckish I’ll ask the Uber to swing by maccies

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think I’ve been had by a cougar. Although I thought she was a MILF. I didn’t actually think about it.

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

"

Couldn’t have said it better. Although the word predator has really negative connotations for obvious reasons!

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

Puma = predator in training "

Oh now that’s a new term I’ve not heard, how come we don’t hear about pumas as much?!

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By *atriceWoman
over a year ago

ballymena northern ireland not donegal

And then there is a gilf is there not or did someone just make that one up

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though "

Woah, so there’s even more age criteria than I thought? I’m only allowed to be a cougar until I’m 50?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs "

Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs

Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years "

So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke

I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?

Does a MILF have to have been a mother?

And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub? "

I don't refer to any woman using these terms

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLcmNf0jjVw

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs "

How old is a Hell cat?

Aren't pumas and cougars one and the same?

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs

Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years

So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so!"

I seem to be attracted to younger rather than older guys, but I don’t mind either way when it comes to ladies I don’t think

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! "

Oh dear

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear"

Think I may have damaged my chances???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs

Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years

So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so!

I seem to be attracted to younger rather than older guys, but I don’t mind either way when it comes to ladies I don’t think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm "classed" as cougar (recently discovered my lust for younger men) but I've also be described as a milf (I do feel these people might need an eyetest).

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By *tuvyMan
over a year ago

bedford

I’m not sure but I love both

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

That’s a perfect description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age xx

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear

Think I may have damaged my chances??? "

Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milf, cougar just sounds like a sexy woman to me

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

"

This is about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a MILF has been fucked over by guys too many times and decides to be the one running the show she changes mindset and becomes a Cougar in stead....

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though "

I think you can be whatever you want actually!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A cougar can call herself one.

A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me. I’m a little to old for a cougar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cougar can call herself one.

A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. "

Bit unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cougar can call herself one.

A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid. "

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you be a MILF and a Cougar at the same time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you be a MILF and a Cougar at the same time ?"

Excessive desire for sexual activity?

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Been told I'm a MILF and I can definitely clim trees amongst other things! Xx

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A cougar can call herself one.

A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid.

Bit unnecessary "

Nothing unnecessary about it.

The acronym doesn't work.

A woman could call herself a mylf but not a milf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you be a MILF and a Cougar at the same time ?

Excessive desire for sexual activity?"

Sounds about right today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cougar can call herself one.

A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid.

Bit unnecessary

Nothing unnecessary about it.

The acronym doesn't work.

A woman could call herself a mylf but not a milf. "

Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw I'm neither. Hate both terms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Btw I'm neither. Hate both terms"

You alright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Btw I'm neither. Hate both terms

You alright?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive gone from MILF to GILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive gone from MILF to GILF "

Congrats!

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"When a MILF has been fucked over by guys too many times and decides to be the one running the show she changes mindset and becomes a Cougar instead...."

Ooo, now this is gooooooood

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear

Think I may have damaged my chances???

Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge "

should I mention the mood swings or….?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A cougar can call herself one.

A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid.

Bit unnecessary "

No it's not.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Right now i'm a panther - apparently. Next year im a pussycat....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Any MILF can pretty much be a cougar, not just any cougar can be a MILF.

Also as another poster pointed out, milf is a title given. Cougar can be given and/or self claimed.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear

Think I may have damaged my chances???

Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge "

Challenge accepted.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear

Think I may have damaged my chances???

Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge

should I mention the mood swings or….? "

I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

One is a mum the other is an older woman who wants younger guys

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Remember, if it bites you and you die, its venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

I use a similar analogy. If you want to fuck her, she's a milf. If she wants to fuck you, then she's a cougar

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By *arlot_Charlotte OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear

Think I may have damaged my chances???

Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge

should I mention the mood swings or….?

I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit."

To be fair, you responded whereas I wouldn’t have even deigned to give a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Proud Irish Milf .. Why should Daddy have all the fun

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


"Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Source: woman with killer jugs "

I'm a jaguar...hahaha

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!

Oh dear

Think I may have damaged my chances???

Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge

should I mention the mood swings or….?

I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit.

To be fair, you responded whereas I wouldn’t have even deigned to give a response "

It wouldn't be much of a forum if people didn't respond...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I actually physically can’t be a MILF so I choose to be Cougar. I was a Puma for a long time

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I actually physically can’t be a MILF so I choose to be Cougar. I was a Puma for a long time "

Love this haha FairPlay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to have sex with a MILF. A cougar wants to have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a GILF... But no interest in sex with anyone around my adult child's age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MILFs are mother's that are hunted by men and can be any age though usually older than the predator

Cougars are ladies that choose younger younger men though are also hunted by men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference between a milf and a cougar: about 10 pints

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? "
would love you to hunt me down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? "

Mmm..I’m a bit older.. but please feel free to capture me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? would love you to hunt me down lol "

New game hunt the cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? "

Cradle snatcher

Pedo (age dependant)

Bit of a wrongun

But depends on the age of the male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age?

Cradle snatcher

Pedo (age dependant)

Bit of a wrongun

Assuming the lady is 38, as in your profile and not 18?...

But depends on the age of the male "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ulrika Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me a MILF can be any age , once she has kids she instantly becomes a MILF in certain people's eyes ( please note being a MILF is only a person's choice , not all women who have had kids are MILF's in everyone's eyes as they may not want to fuck them , so being a MILF totally depends on others ) .

A COUGAR is a female that simply wants to be fucked by younger guys, of course a Cougar could be a MILF too but has no interest only in younger guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? "

Don't know what the woman would be called but the guy would be called Lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age?

Don't know what the woman would be called but the guy would be called Lucky "

Desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.

COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.

So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.

Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though "

Cougars are primarily in their 50s, you've ten more years of being one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! "

You actually believe all this don't you aw

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

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