FabSwingers.com forum: Bloody foreigners

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Just had a splinter near the middle of 2 fingers, and it hurt like a mother fucker.

Okay so that was a minor one, but have you ever had any unusual foreign objects where they shouldn't be in your body?

Penis doesn't count, and anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I've had various needles and bits of metal through various parts of my body over the years.

I only keep the septum and labia these days though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bullet to the head but it left slightly slower than it arrived….

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Apart from the regular splinters... and needles... and ink...

Erm... I had a rock in my foot once. I say rock, it was a sharp stone. Big stone, felt like a rock.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I once had a nail go through my boot into my foot,.. Which I had to remove with a claw hammer.. because it had pinned my foot to my boot...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ve had a few bad experiences with glass & scars to prove it…

Stood on too many drawing pins to mention.

I’m forever getting my dogs hairs imbedded in my foot. She’s got such tough fur & sheds like mad. It’s just like a splinter.

I have a lot of metal in my left leg …. But that was put there deliberately to be fair

I managed to roll over in bed into a stray screw when I was 18/19 and it was stuck in my nipple - that stung a bit.

Bee sting on my ass cheek.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Mother puss bucket bramble thorns are the bane of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had to chase someone into brambles and although I was wearing protective clothing it wasn’t bramble proof and lots stuck in me and broke off. Those old, big buggers. I didn’t even notice until after and I was pulling the bastards out for a couple of months afterwards.

The other guy was naked and he got seriously shredded.

It’s an interesting story actually…

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I once had a nail go through my boot into my foot,.. Which I had to remove with a claw hammer.. because it had pinned my foot to my boot..."

Yup...i had a nail go through my foot too...

didn't even feel it.but it wasn't easy to get it out as nail was rusty.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I once had to chase someone into brambles and although I was wearing protective clothing it wasn’t bramble proof and lots stuck in me and broke off. Those old, big buggers. I didn’t even notice until after and I was pulling the bastards out for a couple of months afterwards.

The other guy was naked and he got seriously shredded.

It’s an interesting story actually…"

Do tell.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was another bloody Gary lineker thread!!

I had a support arm from a metal shelf enter the back of my hand about 29 years ago...weirdly no blood but still had 9 stitches

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge nail through my foot. I see there's a few of us. I was trying to climb in through my window and I had zero upper body strength and my foot went full force into the wood with nails sticking out that was under my window.

I screamed and my mum came and ripped it out! Ah memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another nail in the foot job. Climbing over a big pile of wood as a child and nail went straight into my foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed."

I did this too, but with hamster food. I remember the paramedics pinning me down with tweezers in their hands.

Also, once had a metal wire go straight through a nerve which fucked up my arm and hand for a long time. I still have problems with my hand now.

I'd say I've eaten a few things I shouldn't have too when I was young.

I think that's it though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I got a piece of tissue stuck in my ear at school once.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Got distracted in textiles class and sewed through my finger with the sewing machine

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tumour form around a dye that was injected into my neck for a scan..

Fecking thing nearly killed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped a plastic spoon in a restaurant about 20 years ago, and a splinter from it got stuck in my eyeball.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I swallowed a marble when I was 9.

I was glad it wasn't my favourite swirly.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed.

I did this too, but with hamster food. I remember the paramedics pinning me down with tweezers in their hands.

Also, once had a metal wire go straight through a nerve which fucked up my arm and hand for a long time. I still have problems with my hand now.

I'd say I've eaten a few things I shouldn't have too when I was young.

I think that's it though."

Allegedly, according to my mum, I ate a beetle around the same age. I don't remember doing so. Me the same age obviously, I don't think beetles reach their 4th birthday.

Oh the joys of life before over protecting kids

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

On a steam train as a kid I had my head out of the window and ended up in hospital after a tiny ember of hot coal thatvwas in the steam ended up in my eye

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I punched a guy at school when I was a kid who was annoying me. He had his pencil sticking outwards and to this day, I still have a little piece of graphite under the skin of my little finger.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Almost snapped the Misters cock whilst having sex it was painful and bruised for a few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I partake in some BDSM involving foreign objects

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I stepped on a sea urchin the very first time I went in the Caribbean Sea.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swallowed a thruppeny bit when I was young and had to let nature take it’s course. I still have the x-ray and the thruppeny bit.

I got my leg caught on a nail on a school bench. My dad was the attending ambulance crew and he unceremoniously pulled it off. Thanks dad…

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

As a youngster I used the chains of a crane as a tarzi ( you know from Tarzan of the jungle ) as I slid down the hook got caught in my bollocks and left me dangling in more than one sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed.

I did this too, but with hamster food. I remember the paramedics pinning me down with tweezers in their hands.

Also, once had a metal wire go straight through a nerve which fucked up my arm and hand for a long time. I still have problems with my hand now.

I'd say I've eaten a few things I shouldn't have too when I was young.

I think that's it though.

Allegedly, according to my mum, I ate a beetle around the same age. I don't remember doing so. Me the same age obviously, I don't think beetles reach their 4th birthday.

Oh the joys of life before over protecting kids

I'm glad my child is pretty sensible when it comes to eating random things. I'm very lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a steam train as a kid I had my head out of the window and ended up in hospital after a tiny ember of hot coal thatvwas in the steam ended up in my eye "

I'm sorry but the first part of this made me fucking laugh! I know it's not funny but I expected your head to get hit or something.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I still have a stone in my knee from when I fell over at primary school. It was too deeply embedded to pick out and my mother didn't think it would matter much.

I had neurological tests carried out on my bladder recently and had needles inserted into my bladder sphincter and labia. I also received electric shocks to the clitoris. Only the bladder sphincter stabbing involved any attempt at local anaesthetic and I can assure you that injecting that into the area around your urethral opening is uncomfortable. It also did next to fuck all to take away the pain of the needle being prodded and moved around

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I still have a stone in my knee from when I fell over at primary school. It was too deeply embedded to pick out and my mother didn't think it would matter much.

Jesus! I'm wincing and crossing my legs.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I have titanium coflex implant in my spine and had has in my eye

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

They just want to know what love is.

When I was ten I got a fragment of a tin stuck on the roof of my mouth

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I had dogs' teeth in me, both as an adult and a kid. Largeish sounding bars aren't scary after that.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A number of things.

Darning needle through my leg pinning my knee in the bent position.

Large nail through the sole of the foot and out of the top of my boot.

Barbed wire pinning my hand closed. I fell and somehow grabbed some barbed wire in a field had to have it cut either side and taken to hospital

Does a compound fracture count too?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Metal wire under my thumb nail.

Put my hand through a glass window.

Had a tooth stuck in my knee. (Not my tooth)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have titanium coflex implant in my spine and had has in my eye"

Gas in my eye that should say

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Paint under my finger nail...while taking off off old paint

The doc had to rub my nail off with a razor blade to remove the middle of my nail and get the thing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a titanium plate and pins holding my ankle together

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Where do I even start? I'm a walking calamity

The two most recent trips to A&E have been for a piece of wicker stuck in my eye after an altercation with a laundry basket.

And a two inch gash, down to the bone, on my shin after walking into a piece of wood...a piece of wood that I'd put there about 10 minutes before

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I have metal splinters in my eye. I tried have them removed at a hopital, but they are too deep into the eyeball.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

In my teens I had to go to hospital as I stood on a broken bottle in long grass, part of the glass broke off and was stuck in my foot.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I once had a nail go through my boot into my foot,.. Which I had to remove with a claw hammer.. because it had pinned my foot to my boot...

Yup...i had a nail go through my foot too...

didn't even feel it.but it wasn't easy to get it out as nail was rusty.

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I had one through palm of my hand also nailed myself to a framework trying to get a tarpaulin up quickly hand to pull the nailgun nail through my nail to get thumb off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore down the back of my thigh on barbed wire.

Then another time on rough concrete.

Lots of scars but nothing truly impaled outside of sexcapades.

Yet

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