FabSwingers.com forum: Why can't ladies put mascara on without having there mouths open

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Just wondered .

Happy Mondays everyone

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Because the best mascara costs ££££££ and therefore women are usually aghast and mortified every time they apply it. Hence. Mouth. Is. Open.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Because the best mascara costs ££££££ and therefore women are usually aghast and mortified every time they apply it. Hence. Mouth. Is. Open."

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

They can.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She wears Pat McGrath™... ... ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helps us see better.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't

And mine is pretty cheap at 6 quid.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Superdrug... ...^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superdrug... ...^"

ELF @Superdrug.

We're frugal up North.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Superdrug... ...^

ELF @Superdrug.

We're frugal up North."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't know if I do or don't

Only actually posting to see what Nero thinks I wear

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She wears Charlotte Tilbury®... ...^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superdrug... ...^

ELF @Superdrug.

We're frugal up North."

At least you’ve stopped using coal dust and chip fat….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"She wears Charlotte Tilbury®... ...^"

I have been known to use that. My current favourite is Glossier Lash Slick

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Superdrug... ...^

ELF @Superdrug.

We're frugal up North.

At least you’ve stopped using coal dust and chip fat….

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He wears Lancôme. Heritage collection... ...^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^"

ABH

But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superdrug... ...^

ELF @Superdrug.

We're frugal up North.

At least you’ve stopped using coal dust and chip fat….

Keep that to touch up the pubes for date night....a girl has standards you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to put mascara on when we have a cock in our mouths.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dior® Diorshow... ...^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably something to do with opening the mouth pulls the skin a bit tighter so less wrinkles to deal with.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It's a facial nerve thing, oh and it helps stretch the skin out

Tinder

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She doesn't compromise: Guerlain™... ... ^

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We can ......

We do

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Boots No.7 Frugal Collection... ^

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"It's easier to put mascara on when we have a cock in our mouths.

This is a good one.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably for the same reason that we men pull all sorts of faces when shaving

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Estée Lauder© Sumptuous Rebel... ...^

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Boots No.7 Frugal Collection... ^"

Lily LoLo actually and others ... pfft

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Boots No.7 Frugal Collection... ^

Lily LoLo actually and others ... pfft."

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I've just upgraded you, Grånny. Because you're werf it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the best mascara costs ££££££ and therefore women are usually aghast and mortified every time they apply it. Hence. Mouth. Is. Open."

Hahahaha - this did make me laugh

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^

ABH

But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands

There's a new male species in town, and he's called "the spornosexual." According to Mark Simpson, the journalist who coined the term "metrosexual" two decades ago, the spornosexual is a beefier, hypersexualized version of its urbane counterpart. Is this you Nero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^

ABH

But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands

Without the word hypersexualized!!!!! I just googled it and it's a bad word!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Because the best mascara costs ££££££ and therefore women are usually aghast and mortified every time they apply it. Hence. Mouth. Is. Open.

Hahahaha - this did make me laugh

Mrs"

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Clinique High Impact™... ...^

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^

ABH

But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands

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I suppose I am a self-confessed metrosexual. Spornosexual? I'm not so sure.

Super Shy... she's a closet Yves Saint Laurent™ Effect Faux Cils wearer.

Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^

ABH

But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands

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I suppose I am a self-confessed metrosexual. Spornosexual? I'm not so sure.

Super Shy... she's a closet Yves Saint Laurent™ Effect Faux Cils wearer.

Fact! "

(wipes brow) ooh I thought I had offended you and you wouldn't guess mine. But there it is

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"...Is this you Nero?

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I suppose I am a self-confessed metrosexual. Spornosexual? I'm not so sure.

Super Shy... she's a closet Yves Saint Laurent™ Effect Faux Cils wearer.

Fact!

(wipes brow) ooh I thought I had offended you and you wouldn't guess mine. But there it is

Not at all!

. I was going to suggest something from Tiffany™, but I hastily retracted.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I stick my tongue out too because of the sheer concentration & effort

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Have to open the mouth for licking the finger... Oh, that's when I'm doing my eye shadow

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I stick my tongue out too because of the sheer concentration & effort

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She wears MAC™ Extended Play... ... ^

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Have to open the mouth for licking the finger... Oh, that's when I'm doing my eye shadow

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Laura Geller® (the waterproof one, when things get wet

)... ...^

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