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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Oscars exceptions speak

Can be in any category you want .

I'd like thank all the directors of past and present

Who have inspired me

To direct this film. Like thank my cast and crew .and course my secretary who sucked my cock after hard day on the set .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Thank you! "

Oh wonko. You been so nice in thread lately are you feel OK

When I saw you posted I thought dare I look .

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I would like to dedicate this award in the "most forgettable moneyshot in amateur straight to Betamax soft core porn" Category to the masseuse in that hotel in Bucharest who conditioned me to ejaculate by pokey bum wank only.

I would also like to dedicate this to my Careers Advisor who said that I'd be able to get into the movies as coffee doesn't deliver itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks you can keep it

*drops mic and walks off stage leaving the trophy behind *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to thank everyone who believed in me. Sorry about telling you all to jump without parachutes I got that wrong, but I (not you sadly) live and learn.

Anyhoo is this it? I was hoping for a cash alternative.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No thanks you can keep it

*drops mic and walks off stage leaving the trophy behind *"

That's the wonko that we know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks you can keep it

*drops mic and walks off stage leaving the trophy behind *

That's the wonko that we know."

I would love if someone actually did that

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would like to dedicate this award in the "most forgettable moneyshot in amateur straight to Betamax soft core porn" Category to the masseuse in that hotel in Bucharest who conditioned me to ejaculate by pokey bum wank only.

I would also like to dedicate this to my Careers Advisor who said that I'd be able to get into the movies as

coffee doesn't deliver itself. "

Brillent. I knew would be a winner. Thread

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No thanks you can keep it

*drops mic and walks off stage leaving the trophy behind *

That's the wonko that we know.

Marlon Brando told then to stick up their arse and sent an Indian woman in his place .

I would love if someone actually did that "

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I want to thank everyone who believed in me. Sorry about telling you all to jump without parachutes I got that wrong, but I (not you sadly) live and learn.

Anyhoo is this it? I was hoping for a cash alternative."

Clever

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

I never expected to win this award it comes as a great surprise of which I am delighted to win, I could list the many names I am thankful for, alas I shall thank everyone here tonight as I receive this award for best butt double

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I never expected to win this award it comes as a great surprise of which I am delighted to win, I could list the many names I am thankful for, alas I shall thank everyone here tonight as I receive this award for best butt double "

Your invaluable contribution to the film. Industry is greatly appreciated

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Thank you so much everyone i so deserve this award for my good looks, my hard work and delivering the lines, thank you and promise i won't use it as a door stop

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Thank you so much everyone i so deserve this award for my good looks, my hard work and delivering the lines, thank you and promise i won't use it as a door stop

Brief and to the point .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Come on all you ham out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exceptions?

Did you mean acceptance?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"exceptions?

Did you mean acceptance?"

I do but been dyslexic my head spelt it that way and the phone accepted it .fortunately other here understood what I ment .and saw the fun in the thread and went with

And didn't pick me up on it .

But as its supposed to an alternative speach I might have been right saying the other word .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exceptions?

Did you mean acceptance?

I do but been dyslexic my head spelt it that way and the phone accepted it .fortunately other here understood what I ment .and saw the fun in the thread and went with

And didn't pick me up on it .

But as its supposed to an alternative speach I might have been right saying the other word ."

Apologies, I wasn't trying to a be the spelling Police. I did wonder if it was an Auto carrot ism.

Just wanted to clarify

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"exceptions?

Did you mean acceptance?

I do but been dyslexic my head spelt it that way and the phone accepted it .fortunately other here understood what I ment .and saw the fun in the thread and went with

And didn't pick me up on it .

But as its supposed to an

alternative speach I might have

been right saying the other word .

Apologies, I wasn't trying to a be the

spelling Police. I did wonder if it was an Auto carrot ism.

Yep sometime I spell things right and then it gets changes or I make a mistake and don't notice wrong because my minds moved on .

But let's hear you acceptance speech see I can get it right sometimes .

Just wanted to clarify"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.

Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.

Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf."

Meh!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.

Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf."

My favourite so far!

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Hahaha! Fuck you, Tom Hanks!"

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

I would like to dedicate this award to the man who popped my cherry on a Saturday morning in Morecambe. It certainly "opened" up more opportunities for me.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.

Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf."

Sadly I miss the first movie

But I'm sure true classic in its catagory

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.

Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf.

Meh! "

Well said wonko. A true humanitarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.

Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf.

Meh!

Well said wonko. A true humanitarian"

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

""Hahaha! Fuck you, Tom Hanks!"

Tom speak well of you too.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would like to dedicate this award to the man who popped my cherry on a Saturday morning in Morecambe. It certainly "opened" up more opportunities for me.

Always good to see a new cummer

Win an award .

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