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Stupid condoms!

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By *oyemunson OP   Man
over a year ago

bedford

So, just had my FB round for a bit of lunchtime fun, and I used a condom called perfoma or something like that, came in a variety pack! What a crock of shit! Says on the box that it delays for mutual pleasure. Well I basically couldn't feel my cock! Even now after an hour I swear I could slam my cock in a draw and I wouldn't feel it! Have thrown the rest away!!! (FB thought it was really funny!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't recommend doing that, just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit, I foolishly tried them out, caused an almost instant loss of equipment a functionality. Embarrassment followed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably had an anasthetic in it to reduce the sensation in your cock! Its for guys who cum too soon, ie Premature ejaculation! Was her pussy numb too?

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By *oyemunson OP   Man
over a year ago

bedford


"Probably had an anasthetic in it to reduce the sensation in your cock! Its for guys who cum too soon, ie Premature ejaculation! Was her pussy numb too? "

No, she loved it, couldn't cum with it on for love nor money! Told her I will wear one inside out next time and see how she likes it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the mistake of giving my partner a blow job after he'd been wearing one of these condoms. it was like i'd been at the dentist! Never again!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Probably had an anasthetic in it to reduce the sensation in your cock! Its for guys who cum too soon, ie Premature ejaculation! Was her pussy numb too?

No, she loved it, couldn't cum with it on for love nor money! Told her I will wear one inside out next time and see how she likes it! Lol "

I like the sound of those You managed to remain erect and no reason to stop. Great.

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By *oyemunson OP   Man
over a year ago

bedford


"Probably had an anasthetic in it to reduce the sensation in your cock! Its for guys who cum too soon, ie Premature ejaculation! Was her pussy numb too?

No, she loved it, couldn't cum with it on for love nor money! Told her I will wear one inside out next time and see how she likes it! Lol

I like the sound of those You managed to remain erect and no reason to stop. Great."

At the right time, she only had 30 mins for lunch! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its l'argine. Supposed to make your blood pump faster believe. If I'm wrong I apologise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup they are crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good , not just me .

We call them cripple cock .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for the warning and sorry but couldnt help laughing so much at your messages, you've got a great way of saying things xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its l'argine. Supposed to make your blood pump faster believe. If I'm wrong I apologise lol "
its beta alinine and vit b6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made the mistake of giving my partner a blow job after he'd been wearing one of these condoms. it was like i'd been at the dentist! Never again!"

i bloody near wet myself reading this lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

ROFL I think its funny too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these supplements confuse me so even if i need to take something; id never know where to start and id be darned embarrassed to ask my GP lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made the mistake of giving my partner a blow job after he'd been wearing one of these condoms. it was like i'd been at the dentist! Never again!"

Lmao , doesn't get much funnier than this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware the silver packet s'all i'm sayin...

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Shouldn't laugh but is so funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im sitting here giggling at this thread

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Im sitting here giggling at this thread "

Hilarity shared is hilarity multiplied.

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

LOL you're funny

Thanks for the tip tho. Hope the sensation is restored presently, in the meantime be careful with your teacup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha,sorry but this thread is hilarious! Hope you have regained all feeling now!

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By *oyemunson OP   Man
over a year ago

bedford

I can share that normality has been restored! Lol

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Never met an intelegent condom yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a teenager my mate strapped up with cling film before having sex didnt have any stupid condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, just had my FB round for a bit of lunchtime fun, and I used a condom called perfoma or something like that, came in a variety pack! What a crock of shit! Says on the box that it delays for mutual pleasure. Well I basically couldn't feel my cock! Even now after an hour I swear I could slam my cock in a draw and I wouldn't feel it! Have thrown the rest away!!! (FB thought it was really funny!) "

They've got Benzocaine in the lubricant (same stuff which is in a lot of sore throat rememdies) which is why you have one numb cock!!! Lol!!!

I should refrain from a couple of things.... 1. taking a Blow Job while you're wearing it - or your FB will look like she's just been to the dentist!! PMSL! and 2. . . . . I REALLY wouldn't shut it in the drawer.... that won't end well.....

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

I tried uve du*ex version and I couldnt keep it up with that type. Other condoms ie normal no problems

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By *banned4noreasonCouple
over a year ago

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Put a tyrozet in your mouth and suck her clit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a tyrozet in your mouth and suck her clit!!"

They still make Tyrozets???? Well I never....

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By *banned4noreasonCouple
over a year ago

t

Yes, we got through a few packs with the recent flu. Best thing for sore throats...

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By *banned4noreasonCouple
over a year ago

t

Tyrozet in your mouth would numb whatever was in your mouth!!

Mind you, would ruin a good Gangbang....

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