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By *aestro1985 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Pauline went to her neighbour and asks, "Hey Joanne, do you like a man with a beer belly?"

"No," says Joanne.

Pauline asks, "Do you like a man who's lazy and no help around the house?"

"Certainly not," says Joanne.

Pauline asks, "Do you like a man with a small cock?"

"Definitely not," says Joanne.

"Then tell my why," asks Pauline, "Do you keep on fucking my husband?"

*****Not mine. Credit to the owner*****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Pauline went to her neighbour and asks, "Hey Joanne, do you like a man with a beer belly?"

"No," says Joanne.

Pauline asks, "Do you like a man who's lazy and no help around the house?"

"Certainly not," says Joanne.

Pauline asks, "Do you like a man with a small cock?"

"Definitely not," says Joanne.

"Then tell my why," asks Pauline, "Do you keep on fucking my husband?"

*****Not mine. Credit to the owner*****

"

Lol Not bad at all.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

The man who had the hand transplant is said to be devastated as his cock has rejected it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The man who had the hand transplant is said to be devastated as his cock has rejected it!

"

Hahahahahaha!

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By *banned4noreasonCouple
over a year ago

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That arm transplant man is now known as "The Watch" by his friends....

Since he has a big hand, a little hand and a face!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People used to tease me for being dyslexic, so I took up martial arts.

Now if anyone teases me, I mess them up big time.

I'm a black belt in bukkake.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Jump in and I'll take you home," I said to my dwarf neighbour, who was sat at the bus stop today.

"Piss off!" he replied.

"Suit yourself then," I said, as I straightened up my backpack and continued with my walk

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