FabSwingers.com forum: Pervs or weirdos

By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago

south east

Just read on a profile ...see I do read them sometimes

" No pervs or weirdos" so my question is.....does that rule out the entire membership of fab or just me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope makes 2 of us so far

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Damn - I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self certified pervert here so I'm out too!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that is a bit ov a mad 1 that but i rekn it takes out at least 95 % of ppl on this site most girls stats is woman in the street and a frek in the sheats but u no wot they say crazy ppl dont no there crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm a bit of a weirdo too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not a perve and im pretty normal... so does that mean im in??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm out.

they should google 'fabcrossstitching.com' they'd have more luck there. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out too.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm out too.

It's the ones that say 'no fakes or timewasters' that make me laugh... like they fecking read the profile anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the 'no pervs' profiles...on all sites really, especially ones aimed at relationships,or casual fun

and the pics include boob shots,bikinis,bent over pics etc etc etc

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm a Professional Pervert & Weirdo. Is that accetable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Professional Pervert & Weirdo. Is that accetable? "

You're certificate is in the post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

I was too busy to notice due to being a weirdo licking windows...

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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago

south east

Not just me then.....thank god for that I was all worried there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

I was too busy to notice due to being a weirdo licking windows..."

which version? I'm on 7

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

what does the average perv/weirdo do that the average fab member doesn't do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just me then.....thank god for that I was all worried there

ur no perv or weirdo _unkie...just a sick freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

I was too busy to notice due to being a weirdo licking windows...

which version? I'm on 7

I've got 7 too, one in my kitchen, two in my lounge, two in my bedroom, one in my bathroom and one in my hallway. Spoilt for choice

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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago

south east

"Not just me then.....thank god for that I was all worried there

ur no perv or weirdo _unkie...just a sick freak

ohh a compliment

ty bud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just me then.....thank god for that I was all worried there

ur no perv or weirdo _unkie...just a sick freak

ohh a compliment

ty bud lol"

I meant fick reak

bloody spellings terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

Does that make you a perv or a weirdo!? Not that I give a monkeys chuff - fabs is one big happy pervy weird family in my book - with the occasional window licker thrown in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read on a profile ...see I do read them sometimes

" No pervs or weirdos" so my question is.....does that rule out the entire membership of fab or just me ?

Pervs Bunkies butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervert and proud!

Weirdo? Nah - wouldn't go that far unless I've been on the jaegerbombs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pervert and proud!

Weirdo? Nah - wouldn't go that far unless I've been on the jaegerbombs!!

or vodka and red bull.. or wine for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pervert and proud!

Weirdo? Nah - wouldn't go that far unless I've been on the jaegerbombs!!

or vodka and red bull.. or wine for that matter

As it says in my profile - all feedback is gratefully received!!

Even if you're cruel and nasty!

Meanie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perv part wouldn't have applied to me but the wierdo def does, so i'm out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Pervette badge to prove it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Pervette badge to prove it !!

rusty sheriffs type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pervert and proud!

Weirdo? Nah - wouldn't go that far unless I've been on the jaegerbombs!!

or vodka and red bull.. or wine for that matter

As it says in my profile - all feedback is gratefully received!!

Even if you're cruel and nasty!

Meanie!!!

thats slander, i am not mean! im lovely i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me out too

Although I prefer unique to weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Pervette badge to prove it !!

rusty sheriffs type?"

Nope a Queenoftease type lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have a Pervette badge to prove it !!

rusty sheriffs type?

Nope a Queenoftease type lol

I've got my perv certificate tattooed on my body somewhere. I do insist all playmates find it and read it before play comnences.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm out too.

It's the ones that say 'no fakes or timewasters' that make me laugh... like they fecking read the profile anyway!

lol and even if they read it would they actually think 'Ah fuck, hands up, I'm actually a fake so that rules me out, better not contact them then!'

Surely a fake will contact you anyway... coz they are fake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out too.

It's the ones that say 'no fakes or timewasters' that make me laugh... like they fecking read the profile anyway!

lol and even if they read it would they actually think 'Ah fuck, hands up, I'm actually a fake so that rules me out, better not contact them then!'

Surely a fake will contact you anyway... coz they are fake?

I'm fake, can I contact you please!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here I'd probably be considered a normal reserved kind of guy but my friends who don't know I'm on it would consider me weird as the know I'm a bit of a perv anyway . Two worlds miles apart

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am neither... Perfect wee innocent angel here!!!

Strap on at the ready for those who disagree

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm out too.

It's the ones that say 'no fakes or timewasters' that make me laugh... like they fecking read the profile anyway!

lol and even if they read it would they actually think 'Ah fuck, hands up, I'm actually a fake so that rules me out, better not contact them then!'

Surely a fake will contact you anyway... coz they are fake?

I'm fake, can I contact you please!?

Yes! I couldn't imagine a better way to time waste. IF U NO WAT I MEAN! ©

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Pervette badge to prove it !!

rusty sheriffs type?

Nope a Queenoftease type lol

I've got my perv certificate tattooed on my body somewhere. I do insist all playmates find it and read it before play comnences.

Mines usually hidden in my bra lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

It is a fine arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

It is a fine arse!"

you're too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out too.

It's the ones that say 'no fakes or timewasters' that make me laugh... like they fecking read the profile anyway!

lol and even if they read it would they actually think 'Ah fuck, hands up, I'm actually a fake so that rules me out, better not contact them then!'

Surely a fake will contact you anyway... coz they are fake?

I'm fake, can I contact you please!?

I think I know what you mean - but I can't remember who I'm meant to be today, so you'll have to take the lead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are both a perv and a weirdo - do two negatives make a positive making you ok for these people??

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

It is a fine arse!

you're too kind

I can only speak the truth, and I may have seen more than others.

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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago

south east

"I am neither... Perfect wee innocent angel here!!!

Strap on at the ready for those who disagree

Ohhh nnnnnnnnnn .....yes u certainly are......phew arse sill virginal

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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago

south east

"Just read on a profile ...see I do read them sometimes

" No pervs or weirdos" so my question is.....does that rule out the entire membership of fab or just me ?

Pervs Bunkies butt

Weyhey

...pervs rite back at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

It is a fine arse!

you're too kind

I can only speak the truth, and I may have seen more than others.

You could have seen more!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"oops spelling error............your not 'you're' !

think I was perving the arse and not paying attention to the terrible spelling/grammar

It is a fine arse!

you're too kind

I can only speak the truth, and I may have seen more than others.

You could have seen more!

Could? I'm sad now, my chance seems to have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did think about including that on our profile but decided the butter wouldn't melt look may not be convincing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think about including that on our profile but decided the butter wouldn't melt look may not be convincing

But I do look like butter wouldn't melt

it works for me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think about including that on our profile but decided the butter wouldn't melt look may not be convincing

But I do look like butter wouldn't melt

it works for me lol."

Not sure if I get away with it or not

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