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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't care if my wife spits or swallows.

As far as I'm concerned, she earned that cum and she can do whatever she wants with it.

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Real men don't wear pink.

They eat it.

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just broken up with my blow up doll girlfriend, although I did it nicely and let her down gently.

She didn't say much just let out a big sigh.

To be fair it was never going to work out as we'd been patching things up for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Jimmy Carr's version:

I don't care if my gf spits or swallows... Because once I have come I am a-sleep! So long as her calling a cab doesn't interfere with that I don't mind!

(can't remember it all!)

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I like Jimmy Carr's version:

I don't care if my gf spits or swallows... Because once I have come I am a-sleep! So long as her calling a cab doesn't interfere with that I don't mind!

(can't remember it all!)"

Lol yeh he's quality

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