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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a fight in my mind..

Do I move from my comfortable spot on the sofa and shower the kids now and get them ready for bed. It means I can sit with a cuppa tea and my book until it's actually bedtime.

Or.

Do I enjoy reading a book now whilst I'm comfortable on the sofa and then sort showers and bedtime later tonight?

I am VERY comfortable at the moment.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunty Wendy, it was my birthday yesterday and every single present I got was edible. I have a mountain of chocolate here now, do I eat it all or do I share it round?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Aunty Wendy, it was my birthday yesterday and every single present I got was edible. I have a mountain of chocolate here now, do I eat it all or do I share it round?"

Sharing is caring. I'll send my address

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having a fight in my mind..

Do I move from my comfortable spot on the sofa and shower the kids now and get them ready for bed. It means I can sit with a cuppa tea and my book until it's actually bedtime.

Or.

Do I enjoy reading a book now whilst I'm comfortable on the sofa and then sort showers and bedtime later tonight?

I am VERY comfortable at the moment.

F"

Do it now, that way you'll have peace and comfort later.

You can sit back and relax knowing you can read your book, you know what it's like getting them ready for bed, just bite the bullet.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Wendy, it was my birthday yesterday and every single present I got was edible. I have a mountain of chocolate here now, do I eat it all or do I share it round?

Sharing is caring. I'll send my address "

Toblerone ok with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunty Wendy, it was my birthday yesterday and every single present I got was edible. I have a mountain of chocolate here now, do I eat it all or do I share it round?"

Share, or better still keep some for a special friend, melt it and get the real joys of it being edible.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockings, tights or bare legs with matte black peep-toe stilettoed slingbacks, Auntie Wendy #helpmeh ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stockings, tights or bare legs with matte black peep-toe stilettoed slingbacks, Auntie Wendy #helpmeh ?"

I prefer bare for myself as I like to show off my long legs.

You can get open toe stocking/tights saying they are peep toe stilettos, to show off some nicely painted or manicured nails.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stockings, tights or bare legs with matte black peep-toe stilettoed slingbacks, Auntie Wendy #helpmeh ?

I prefer bare for myself as I like to show off my long legs.

You can get open toe stocking/tights saying they are peep toe stilettos, to show off some nicely painted or manicured nails.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Ooh never knew they did open toe tights etc! My legs getting a bit *cough* veiny *cough* so definitely looking into them Thanks Wendy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Dear Auntie,

Can you tell me why pubes grow faster than Usain Bolt over 100m? No sooner have I got rid of the pesky blighters than you have 7 of them 2 inches in length.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Hello auntie

Will the bin men come tomorrow after they didn’t turn up in the snow?

I hate leaving my bin out for more than a day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie,

Can you tell me why pubes grow faster than Usain Bolt over 100m? No sooner have I got rid of the pesky blighters than you have 7 of them 2 inches in length. "

It's to do with the hair growth cycle, that's why you notice it quicker.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello auntie

Will the bin men come tomorrow after they didn’t turn up in the snow?

I hate leaving my bin out for more than a day."

I know here they came the day after because of the snow.

I'd leave it out to be on the safe side.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Dear Auntie,

Can you tell me why pubes grow faster than Usain Bolt over 100m? No sooner have I got rid of the pesky blighters than you have 7 of them 2 inches in length.

It's to do with the hair growth cycle, that's why you notice it quicker.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

I knew you'd know. Thank you.

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