FabSwingers.com forum: Ageism

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know it ....... pffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I love ma wee granny’

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

see ! Tena lady talk ..... pffffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha it’s my favourite saying atm

Who’s been ageist to you and in what context?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why. How old are you op?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hahaha it’s my favourite saying atm

Who’s been ageist to you and in what context? "

Everyone everywhere ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why. How old are you op?

68 and one quarter Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why. How old are you op?

68 and one quarter Woody"

Pfft. Youngsters of today eh?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why. How old are you op?

68 and one quarter Woody

Pfft. Youngsters of today eh?

Ha! I thought you were going to be rooooooooood

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff. "

Thanks Meli ! I can tie my laces too and find my way to the bus stop.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff.

Thanks Meli ! I can tie my laces too and find my way to the bus stop."

Love it when you type such filth.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff.

Thanks Meli ! I can tie my laces too and find my way to the bus stop."

Well, duh. We all know Grannies use the bus. But remember not to use it at rush hour - you've got all day!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lies any hoooooo I wouldn't be found dead on the bus ....

Train or fuck off big car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why. How old are you op?

68 and one quarter Woody

Pfft. Youngsters of today eh?

Ha! I thought you were going to be rooooooooood "

I’m never rude. I’m a gentleman.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff.

Thanks Meli ! I can tie my laces too and find my way to the bus stop.

Well, duh. We all know Grannies use the bus. But remember not to use it at rush hour - you've got all day!"

I've never been a twirly and never will be ( cept on the train if I sneak on )

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Have people started taking your hand and leading you across the busy road, when all you stopped for was to read the bus timetable

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have people started taking your hand and leading you across the busy road, when all you stopped for was to read the bus timetable

Mostly pushing me into it Huggy

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff.

Thanks Meli ! I can tie my laces too and find my way to the bus stop.

Well, duh. We all know Grannies use the bus. But remember not to use it at rush hour - you've got all day!"

Twirlies we're called because we board the omnibus waving our passes saying

"Am I too early?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak up (apparently you practically cease to exist on fab once you pass 55).

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Speak up (apparently you practically cease to exist on fab once you pass 55). "

Anyone hear a noise then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked into that one

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Speak up (apparently you practically cease to exist on fab once you pass 55).

Anyone hear a noise then ?"

Turn your hearing aid up luv, I SAID TURN………………..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I just heard that old people don't have microwaves.

Is that true?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

50 something….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just heard that old people don't have microwaves.

Is that true?"

What’s a microwave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it ....... pffffft "

Oh. Are you OK Granny?

Shall I turn the drip up a bit?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You know it ....... pffffft

Oh. Are you OK Granny?

Shall I turn the drip up a bit?"

No Jen you're just fine as you are

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My wife (jools) has started doing that thing in shops where she decides to explain to me after the assistant has just explained the product to me.

In what I am now going to call "agesplaining"

Assuming that I have no idea what is going on.

She's less than a year younger than me!!!

Ok I like to take my time and consider a purchase doesn't mean I'm a doddery old fucker who's clueless.

I'll admit that it's frustrating with the eye's and needing my glasses but that is something hundreds of millions of people suffer from.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

I always lie about my age. Tell anyone your age they first look for the greys, I haven't any.

So I always go under 20 years, because I can and people find that more believable.

The conundrum is that I'm retiring so that's got their heads in a spin.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear"

Travel sweets. Blankets on knees. Weak tea. Moth balls.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I am honest about my age and totally fine with it but I go abroad a fair bit on my own and what really grinds my gears is that now I walk into a bar or restaurant and I become totally invisible as an older woman on my own. I clearly cannot possibly be there alone..... I must be waiting for my husband to join me to order for me. Uuurrrgh.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I just heard that old people don't have microwaves.

Is that true?"

My Grandad did, but only after Grandma died, so after the age of 79. That's because he couldn't cook but he could put a thing in a microwave and press buttons.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear

Travel sweets. Blankets on knees. Weak tea. Moth balls.

You left out the smell of wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am honest about my age and totally fine with it but I go abroad a fair bit on my own and what really grinds my gears is that now I walk into a bar or restaurant and I become totally invisible as an older woman on my own. I clearly cannot possibly be there alone..... I must be waiting for my husband to join me to order for me. Uuurrrgh. "

That really is blatant ignorance on their part.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"I just heard that old people don't have microwaves.

Is that true?"

I have one and a Ninja and a Slow cooker

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hairdressers always think I need a nice bob or a manageable layered cut at ' my age'

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just heard that old people don't have microwaves.

Is that true?

I have one and a Ninja and a Slow cooker

My dad's got a slow cooker and a microwave and he's 95. He also gets very irate if he can't use Facebook messenger for any reason

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear

Travel sweets. Blankets on knees. Weak tea. Moth balls.

Can you still get Moth Balls?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear

Travel sweets. Blankets on knees. Weak tea. Moth balls.

Can you still get Moth Balls?

You can!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I just heard that old people don't have microwaves.

Is that true?

I have one and a Ninja and a Slow cooker

My dad's got a slow cooker and a microwave and he's 95. He also gets very irate if he can't use Facebook messenger for any reason "

My Dad (coming up for 84) only communicates via email and gets very cross when he can't make his smart phone do what he wants. He also has dementia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it ....... pffffft "

Did someone turn you down?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

That really is blatant ignorance on their part. "

That's as maybe but knowing that doesn't help when all I want is a G&T and some Nobbys Nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as we'd like to deny it's existence it is very much alive and well on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really is blatant ignorance on their part.

That's as maybe but knowing that doesn't help when all I want is a G&T and some Nobbys Nuts "

Sweet chilli flavour?

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By *remiumbondMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

No one wants to fuck an old bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear"

Pear drops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as we'd like to deny it's existence it is very much alive and well on Fab"

How?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Werthers, bingo, zimmer, old folks home, pear drops.

Well done dear

Travel sweets. Blankets on knees. Weak tea. Moth balls.

Can you still get Moth Balls?

I'm gonna have that for a new nic.... Naphthalene

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You know it ....... pffffft

Did someone turn you down? "

Everyone !

Can't be any other reason for it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hahaha it’s my favourite saying atm

Who’s been ageist to you and in what context?

Everyone everywhere ...... "
lol hey get some of that anti ageing cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo, no ageing cream - rip-off! Unless it's by L'Oreal. Everything by L'Oreal excellent and works, seriously

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Noooo, no ageing cream - rip-off! Unless it's by L'Oreal. Everything by L'Oreal excellent and works, seriously

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lol how can it be a rip off, they swear by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really proud of you for starting a thread on the interwebthingymajig.

Everyone knows once you hit fifty you can't do basic technology stuff.

Thanks Meli ! I can tie my laces

too and find my way to the bus stop.

Well, duh. We all know Grannies use the bus. But remember not to use it at rush hour - you've got all day!"

Remember though ...

Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus

Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus

Naw ye canny shove yer grannie

Cause she’s yer mammie’s mammie

Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love women of all ages, oldest women ive slept with is 79

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it ....... pffffft

Did someone turn you down?

Everyone !

Can't be any other reason for it

Maybe they don't like crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50,s happy dad bod here, still think im early 30,s but body says otherwise

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I’d still show you the ceiling of a hotel room you saucy minx xxx

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