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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...is one of the various LIES I've told in the past in order to get laid.

What's your worst? Or best?!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Never needed to lie to get a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never needed to lie to get a shag. "

Same here, no lies required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's because you're women.

You get lied TO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I've ever lied to get laid either. And I'm not a woman.

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Nope never lied , it's all based on trust or there's no point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused.....someone told you they were a virgin and if they hadn't said that you wouldn't have had sex with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive used the birthday one a few times, told girls im leaving the country, told girls i won 10k on a scratch card, pro rugby player, told a blind girl i was good looking lol.

some of the above may or may not be true, it depends on what others say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's because you're women.

You get lied TO."

You are young glass-hoppa .... women KNOW they get lied to, we just let you believe we don't know that.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Nope. Can't think of anytime I have...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm confused.....someone told you they were a virgin and if they hadn't said that you wouldn't have had sex with them?

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ahhh....sorry got it now.....ewwww,not sure if it's a great thing to have told/been told either way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?"

In the particular situation it worked lol.

I also don't believe those saying they haven't weren't once dishonest in their teens at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never needed to lie

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?"

It would have me running for the hills.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Dont remember ever lying to get a shag.....i really am a sex god(in my own mind)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?

It would have me running for the hills. "

Yep. Prefer to be an equal participant rather than a teacher...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?

In the particular situation it worked lol.

I also don't believe those saying they haven't weren't once dishonest in their teens at least. "

I wasn't shagging in my teens...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?

In the particular situation it worked lol.

I also don't believe those saying they haven't weren't once dishonest in their teens at least.

I wasn't shagging in my teens..."

or your 20s and 30s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... and I've only ever been with three men, honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Being a virgin would put me off, I hate to teach

I think there are a lot of men who will say they have never told a white lie to get a shag....that might be a white lie too

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

too fucking right I have.... when I was younger & needed a shag, I would have said anything to get my end away.

shoot me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but most woman are put off if thay said a virgin as can be hard work and no telling if thay will like , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never needed to lie to get a shag. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its more likely that the vast majority of men will have told a small fib to get their oats.

From little fibettes like "I really like you" or "You're really interesting", to whoppers like "I'm Prince Vlad from Mauritania, here at University" or "I have a huge penis".

I find it difficult to believe that any male/female has never lied or exaggerated to someone they are hoping to have intercourse with in the near future.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Well everyone 'lies' every day if you put it that way. Everytime you tell someone you're fine, when actually you're not or you say someone looks nice when you really don't like their outfit.... but there is a difference with telling outright porkies to deliberately get a shag out of it.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Well everyone 'lies' every day if you put it that way. Everytime you tell someone you're fine, when actually you're not or you say someone looks nice when you really don't like their outfit.... but there is a difference with telling outright porkies to deliberately get a shag out of it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well everyone 'lies' every day if you put it that way. Everytime you tell someone you're fine, when actually you're not or you say someone looks nice when you really don't like their outfit.... but there is a difference with telling outright porkies to deliberately get a shag out of it. "

Yes white lies are harmless and normally done to not intentionally hurt or deceive someone.

I can't imagine telling someone you're a virgin is a/classed as a white lie and b/bending the truth for your own gain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i told her i was an international spy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes told a few porkies when I was younger, most guys probably did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I've bought a box of vegetables to get laid though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With your good looks, big cock and charm, why would you want to lie to women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yes white lies are harmless and normally done to not intentionally hurt or deceive someone.

I can't imagine telling someone you're a virgin is a/classed as a white lie and b/bending the truth for your own gain. "

I'd say it's better than saying "you're really special", as that's designed to imply feelings where none exist.

Back in the 90's while in the forces I was away in Denmark on exercise for a month. On one of our squadron nights out we went with a theme and you were fined for deviating from it, a round usually. This particular night was that we were a film crew doing a war epic about the d-day landings just up the coast. We each had jobs, mine was best boy for which I had to make some shit up, and the irony isn't lost on me now.

Anyway, I spun this girl a whole pile of crap about it starring Bruce Willis and Sharon Stone, and that yes I could get her a set visit if she gave me her number thank you very much, got me fingers and a bj on the way to her parents house.

As I remember, the stuntman was the only one to get laid.

So that's my shameful tale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yes white lies are harmless and normally done to not intentionally hurt or deceive someone.

I can't imagine telling someone you're a virgin is a/classed as a white lie and b/bending the truth for your own gain.

I'd say it's better than saying "you're really special", as that's designed to imply feelings where none exist.

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Yes I agree, I was more thinking of white lies like no darling your bum doesn't look big in that

Than ones that could be used to get someone to sleep with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is one of the various LIES I've told in the past in order to get laid.

What's your worst? Or best?! "

I lied to get OUT of a shag once when I was about 19.

An extremely (and I do mean 'extremely' folks!!) large blonde about five years older than me was desperate to get me out of my knickers and into hers.

I was having none of it and told her the first thing that came into my head...

"I can't - I'm on my period!!".....

And..... she believed me.....

Apologies to any vvv large blonde ladies reading this. I am far less offensive at my age now.....

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By *appyprivateMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"It's in, honest"

"Smell my rag - it's strawberry scented"

"I swear that's never happened before"

"Your just too good - that's why I came early"

"That'll wash out"

"I'll be gentle"

"No, I've never met your sister before"

"I swear that's my number"

"I'll be right back"

.............when I was younger, I did convince some girls that I worked as a dolphin trainer at Seaworld in Blackpool.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

It's what we men do lol I have said anything to get into a woman's pants, seems to work better on the younger adult females.

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By *andy T.V.TV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff

'you know I'm gay - dont you? - i've never slept with a girl, but your such an amazing person.......'

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