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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....barber/hairdresser.

I had long hair from 13 to 31 after a string of playground howling haircuts. Same 2 women did my various mad hairstyles while long and since going short the same guy has cut my hair everytime.

Atm he's moving and might not be able to fit in a cut for a few weeks and I'm desperate need before a work event Thrusday.

Is cheating in this instance acceptable? Or will I be cursed with bad hair cuts going forward if i do?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Easy. Just fake your own death

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Put it in a pony tail.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a total hairdresser ho

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By *otstuff2123Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hair grows super fast. But I have never been happy leaving the hairdressers so now I only do my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yass

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

As long as you can cope with going directly to hell then get it cut OP. At least it’s warm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you can cope with going directly to hell then get it cut OP. At least it’s warm there "

If my barber dies how long do I wait to get another?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"As long as you can cope with going directly to hell then get it cut OP. At least it’s warm there

If my barber dies how long do I wait to get another?"

You will need to grow it forever. Until you become a Yogi and settle into a life of contemplation

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.

If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy. Just fake your own death "

Before or after the event?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it in a pony tail."

Got bored of those that why I cut it in the 1st place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a total hairdresser ho"

How do you sleep at night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as you can cope with going directly to hell then get it cut OP. At l

east it’s warm there "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yass"

Which question is this in response to?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Easy. Just fake your own death

Before or after the event? "

Before so you can use whatever hairdresser you want. They’ll never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.

If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake."

He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yass

Which question is this in response to? "

Find a back up barber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut."

But I already know who I want to cheat with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy. Just fake your own death

Before or after the event?

Before so you can use whatever hairdresser you want. They’ll never know "

They will. Don’t ask me how I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular. "

He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.

If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.

He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off."

Risky but worth it.

Make sure it's a good cupcake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy. Just fake your own death

Before or after the event?

Before so you can use whatever hairdresser you want. They’ll never know "

OK I'll get planning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yass

Which question is this in response to?

Find a back up barber "

Done, in blaming you if it goes wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.

If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.

He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off.

Risky but worth it.

Make sure it's a good cupcake!"

What about a 6 box of yumnuts?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm a total hairdresser ho

How do you sleep at night?"

Pretty well

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.

But I already know who I want to cheat with "

OMG planned cheating

This gets worse

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Go to someone in the same shop if you can otherwise you’re on sticky ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to someone in the same shop if you can otherwise you’re on sticky ground "

I could never. Them guys seem more desperate than the wanking dead

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pop round, I think I have some rusty hair clippers somewhere

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.

He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop"

Use one of his, good, students.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop round, I think I have some rusty hair clippers somewhere "

Have you got anything to stick my ear back on in case it falls off?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Cheat (but send us the pics of the bad cut afterwards)!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Pop round, I think I have some rusty hair clippers somewhere

Have you got anything to stick my ear back on in case it falls off? "

Sticky spit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop round, I think I have some rusty hair clippers somewhere

Have you got anything to stick my ear back on in case it falls off?

Sticky spit."

I'm sure you can rustle up something better than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheat (but send us the pics of the bad cut afterwards)! "

Deal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.

He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop

Use one of his, good, students. "

I offered once the cut was terrible. Never again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.

But I already know who I want to cheat with

OMG planned cheating

This gets worse "

Woahhhh!! I didn't plan this, it's just a contingency.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a total hairdresser ho

How do you sleep at night?

Pretty well "

Fair enough

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.

But I already know who I want to cheat with

OMG planned cheating

This gets worse

Woahhhh!! I didn't plan this, it's just a contingency. "

Pop up here. I’ll give you a little trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.

But I already know who I want to cheat with "

Oh you are naughty!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.

He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop

Use one of his, good, students.

I offered once the cut was terrible. Never again!!"

I know what you mean. I've used students a few times but they, and I, have always had a trained barber as back up.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.

If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.

He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off.

Risky but worth it.

Make sure it's a good cupcake!

What about a 6 box of yumnuts? "

Oooh that could work. You could write "luv you" on them in frosting.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Easy. Just fake your own death "

To be fair, this is my solution to EVERYTHING.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Cheat (but send us the pics of the bad cut afterwards)!

Deal!!

"

You know I'm gonna hold you to that right!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here

Phew "

Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here

Phew

Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. "

Quite literally

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here

Phew

Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. "

How hairy were your shoulders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cheated on my barber once when he was on holiday. I could feel the judgement when he was looking at my hair the next time I went in, never again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here

Phew

Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

How hairy were your shoulders? "

Well I was in there 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finally used a mobile barber the other day. Due another trim next week

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who was the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the OP? "

Can’t remember. I think his barber found out he was cheating

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

He must have gone to Sweeny Todd! This is why you shouldn't cheat on your hairdresser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the OP? "

That lovely hot young guy who left for a great reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the OP?

That lovely hot young guy who left for a great reason."

I’m still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the OP? "

Mixed Mister x

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