FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone seen my mojo?!

By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I had it a while ago but I cannot for the life of me find it now!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's run away with Houdini my hampster

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I thought I might have been sitting on it but it was only the TV remote.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

You can get it in cans from the supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had it a while ago but I cannot for the life of me find it now!!"

Was it that bad the last time?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its in the canary Islands I'll bring it back with me soon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Have you tried looking in my bed?

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"It's run away with Houdini my hampster "

Any ideas on capturing the little rascal?!

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I thought I might have been sitting on it but it was only the TV remote."

At least you found the TV remote!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

When you find it, can you see if mine's there too?

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"You can get it in cans from the supermarket."

Which one?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be up your arse second shelf. Want me to check?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It's in the fab lost property box mixed up with all the others, I'm still searching for mine in there

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Its in the canary Islands I'll bring it back with me soon

No idea how it got there but if you could return it that would be amazing!!

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Have you tried looking in my bed?

Could you pop up & have a look for me?? I'm flipping miles away!!

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"It's in the fab lost property box mixed up with all the others, I'm still searching for mine in there

I'll ask admin!! Thanks, I hadn't thought if checking the lost property!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Its in the canary Islands I'll bring it back with me soon

No idea how it got there but if you could return it that would be amazing!!"
I'll bring it back with me you must have sent it AirMail

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Turn on Disney+, national geographic and select Limitless. That's where you'll find your mojo, in Chris Hemsworth's underpants.

Cherry x

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If it's rising, it's Jim Morrison who has it...

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By *appyharryhMan
over a year ago

Burntwood

Have you checked down the back of the sofa cushions. I find all sorts of things down there

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Its in the canary Islands I'll bring it back with me soon

No idea how it got there but if you could return it that would be amazing!!I'll bring it back with me you must have sent it AirMail

I'd say I must gave left it the last time I was there but I'm sure I've had it since then!!

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Turn on Disney+, national geographic and select Limitless. That's where you'll find your mojo, in Chris Hemsworth's underpants.

Cherry x

I will have a look, thanks for the tip!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Turns out it’s under my pillow!! Collection only though I’m afraid, but I’ll be sure to stroke it to sleep at night in the meantime

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"I had it a while ago but I cannot for the life of me find it now!!"
happy to help you search through your underwear and look in all your nooks and fannies,,,

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I had it a while ago but I cannot for the life of me find it now!!"

Think it has run off with mine.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was shot down and buried ages ago. I wouldn’t know what a mojo looks like if it was snogging my face with its finger up my ass.

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By *h said Alice OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Turns out it’s under my pillow!! Collection only though I’m afraid, but I’ll be sure to stroke it to sleep at night in the meantime "

You had it all along?!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Turns out it’s under my pillow!! Collection only though I’m afraid, but I’ll be sure to stroke it to sleep at night in the meantime

You had it all along?!!"

I had a very realistic dream in which you and I were making sex history. You staggered out of the door two days later leaving your mojo with me because you said you’d never need it again.

Oh, and the knickers which I definitely did not buy.

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