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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Exist, or is the whole thing a conspiracy theory?

I mean were they genetically engineered in a lab somewhere and accidentally released into the environment?

Are reports of actual woman sightings just a cryptozoological hoax?

Where's the historical evidence?

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Full disclosure ... I think I saw one once. But it was dark, and visibility was poor. So couldn't properly authenticate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Tesco is a good place to spot one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Tesco is a good place to spot one"

Aren't they the cheap own-brand versions?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Did you check the kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one once. At least I thought that’s what it was. I was a bit pissed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Tesco is a good place to spot one

Aren't they the cheap own-brand versions?"

Dunno, cost of living crisis and that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't think so. I thought I heard a flock of them once but it was probably some seagulls spotting a chip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fakes. Fakes everywhere!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well... there is one asleep on my settee... I'll go give it a poke and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well... there is one asleep on my settee... I'll go give it a poke and see what happens "

Careful ... legend has it they resort to rational argument as a defence mechanism. It might get messy

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

Dee was out last night dogging. She was dressed up warm in men's joggers top and jacket but is deffo female.oh she did get fucked also by 3 males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive le cul sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well... there is one asleep on my settee... I'll go give it a poke and see what happens "

Don't poke the red button...

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

I have lived with one once but she left suddenly without taking her offspring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dee was out last night dogging. She was dressed up warm in men's joggers top and jacket but is deffo female.oh she did get fucked also by 3 males."

I have seen many reported sightings such as this, but where is the evidence? Footprints, hair samples, nests, droppings, that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read on the Internet, so it must be true, that women are actually alien lizard creatures seeking to take over the world....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read on the Internet, so it must be true, that women are actually alien lizard creatures seeking to take over the world.... "

See .... a credible theory at last!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

There were a few reported sightings of UFO* close to where I live but not officially confirmed so I don’t know.

* Unidentified Female Oddity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There were a few reported sightings of UFO* close to where I live but not officially confirmed so I don’t know.

* Unidentified Female Oddity "

It's also tantalising

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Women don't exist; I hear they prefer to be called "females"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well... there is one asleep on my settee... I'll go give it a poke and see what happens

Careful ... legend has it they resort to rational argument as a defence mechanism. It might get messy"

Jebus

Maybe I'll leave it asleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women don't exist; I hear they prefer to be called "females""

Tomato tomahto

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The historical evidence for the existence of women is reasonably sketchy. If you take the historical texts at their word, women were a relatively rare and obscure beast, mentioned infrequently at all, and even less frequently by name.

In some cultures you would find female names used as a pejorative, and constructs such as "wife of" "sister of" "daughter of". It is not always clear whether these entities were genuinely women, or whether in the distant past there were non-human entities which fulfilled the functions of breeding and societal acceptability, while also chewing up resources and sometimes weaving when babies weren't being spat out. I'm imagining a sewing machine with an incubator.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The historical evidence for the existence of women is reasonably sketchy. If you take the historical texts at their word, women were a relatively rare and obscure beast, mentioned infrequently at all, and even less frequently by name.

In some cultures you would find female names used as a pejorative, and constructs such as "wife of" "sister of" "daughter of". It is not always clear whether these entities were genuinely women, or whether in the distant past there were non-human entities which fulfilled the functions of breeding and societal acceptability, while also chewing up resources and sometimes weaving when babies weren't being spat out. I'm imagining a sewing machine with an incubator."

A very insightful contribution. The mystery goes on.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The historical evidence for the existence of women is reasonably sketchy. If you take the historical texts at their word, women were a relatively rare and obscure beast, mentioned infrequently at all, and even less frequently by name.

In some cultures you would find female names used as a pejorative, and constructs such as "wife of" "sister of" "daughter of". It is not always clear whether these entities were genuinely women, or whether in the distant past there were non-human entities which fulfilled the functions of breeding and societal acceptability, while also chewing up resources and sometimes weaving when babies weren't being spat out. I'm imagining a sewing machine with an incubator.

A very insightful contribution. The mystery goes on."

Sometimes these entities malfunctioned and didn't produce a son. Fortunately many of these cultures had a mechanism to deal with the results of these malfunctions, called "exposure".

Weirdly, celebrity did not seem to result from this, nor lots of clicks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The historical evidence for the existence of women is reasonably sketchy. If you take the historical texts at their word, women were a relatively rare and obscure beast, mentioned infrequently at all, and even less frequently by name.

In some cultures you would find female names used as a pejorative, and constructs such as "wife of" "sister of" "daughter of". It is not always clear whether these entities were genuinely women, or whether in the distant past there were non-human entities which fulfilled the functions of breeding and societal acceptability, while also chewing up resources and sometimes weaving when babies weren't being spat out. I'm imagining a sewing machine with an incubator.

A very insightful contribution. The mystery goes on."

I know legend speaks of one that launched a thousand ships, but I think the story is allegorical. Highly unlikely in reality.

If they ever existed, why are there no fossils?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The historical evidence for the existence of women is reasonably sketchy. If you take the historical texts at their word, women were a relatively rare and obscure beast, mentioned infrequently at all, and even less frequently by name.

In some cultures you would find female names used as a pejorative, and constructs such as "wife of" "sister of" "daughter of". It is not always clear whether these entities were genuinely women, or whether in the distant past there were non-human entities which fulfilled the functions of breeding and societal acceptability, while also chewing up resources and sometimes weaving when babies weren't being spat out. I'm imagining a sewing machine with an incubator.

A very insightful contribution. The mystery goes on.

I know legend speaks of one that launched a thousand ships, but I think the story is allegorical. Highly unlikely in reality.

If they ever existed, why are there no fossils? "

It's actually quite surprising, that most of the very famous women named in very ancient texts likely did not exist in any meaningful form.

Most of the historical evidence to back that particular story up is, like... a civilisation existed with commonalities across a few different settlements. A lot of the details - the use of chariots, for example - is clearly and factually wrong.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Have you checked between the cushions on the sofa? You never know what you'll find down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I have met one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you checked between the cushions on the sofa? You never know what you'll find down there "

I think I'd rather not know!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Full disclosure ... I think I saw one once. But it was dark, and visibility was poor. So couldn't properly authenticate."
lol could have been a trannie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Full disclosure ... I think I saw one once. But it was dark, and visibility was poor. So couldn't properly authenticate.lol could have been a trannie "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't say I have met one "

Which all adds to the mystery

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

They're always in the last place you look

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"They're always in the last place you look "
mens loo omg who'd have thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're always in the last place you look "

Well.

I've not checked in my pants yet

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Apparently I am a woman. I'm very shocked. I thought I was a guy with big moobs.

I drink beer, eat curry and kebabs, work security, wear suits, swear and fart. I can't be a woman. Please tell them they are wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I am a woman. I'm very shocked. I thought I was a guy with big moobs.

I drink beer, eat curry and kebabs, work security, wear suits, swear and fart. I can't be a woman. Please tell them they are wrong.

"

See, you claim that, but where's the proof?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"They're always in the last place you look

Well.

I've not checked in my pants yet "

I thought you were looking for a woman, not a lost monster munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're always in the last place you look

Well.

I've not checked in my pants yet

I thought you were looking for a woman, not a lost monster munch "

Well, I do know that Monster Munch exist. Not in my pants though. The pickled onion flavour gets a bit stingy

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