FabSwingers.com forum: Do you ever…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?

No?

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s why I love blank profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

All too often I'll browse this site and end up with cock in hand. Some profiles just have that effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?

No?

Me neither.

I mean if the pictures don't do it for you, why would it? The text?

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

No?

Me neither.

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s why I love blank profile "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s why I love blank profile "

Even I don't stoop that low mscheryl! You're crazzyyy. I like crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud to say I have never wanked over a profile but BigHarold has almost led me into temptation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one or two that might make me wonder what fun we could get up to but that's usually as far as it gets!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No. Maybe I'm broken.

Sometimes I'll read a particular post and get the urge to fap. It doesn't really happen with profile photos though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm proud to say I have never wanked over a profile but BigHarold has almost led me into temptation."

Uh oh you're mentioning someone without permission...

Bad girls bad girls what ya gonna do?!

But tbf even I've done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, …..

I’d like to lick your lips op…

Too early for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one or two that might make me wonder what fun we could get up to but that's usually as far as it gets!"

She lies she's totally wanked to me before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Maybe I'm broken.

Sometimes I'll read a particular post and get the urge to fap. It doesn't really happen with profile photos though. "

Only Meli does it for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No?

Me neither.

I mean if the pictures don't do it for you, why would it? The text? "

Love a bit of textual intercourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

No the has to be something to get attention

I have hotlisted a few I know distance makes it unlikely to meet due to their beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.

Imagine lemons and reds titties pressed against each other.

You're welcome boys and bis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few that give me those nice flutters

but I’ve never got myself off over anyone’s pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.

See .... I had to tug frantically at just those words ... no pictures required!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No?

Me neither.

I mean if the pictures don't do it for you, why would it? The text?

Love a bit of textual intercourse"

Textual intercourse - love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.

Lemon. Don’t tease me

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

No?

Me neither.

You just described what happens when I see adverts for bacon rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.

Lemon. Don’t tease me

Red check out her public vid of her licking her dildo. I made that happen and you're welcome. But who am I kidding you've definitely already watched it multiple times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No?

Me neither.

You just described what happens when I see adverts for bacon rolls

Filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a few that give me those nice flutters

but I’ve never got myself off over anyone’s pictures. "

That’s because pictures are only the start

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Yes.

Some people’s furniture really gets me off.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Not quite that far but yes. The extremely subtle hint and style from their pics has the mind wondering, barely revealing anything overly sexual. The way they have worded their profile that just leads your mind to places

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Intrigued nothing more nothing less wouldn't even go as far as licking lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pictures and text can definitely spark up the imagination...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No?

Me neither.

That may have happened on a few occasions

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Haven't seen a pic or bio on here yet that would get me excited unless we were already friends and had met.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes.

Some people’s furniture really gets me off."

Just radiators, or do you like to diversify?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

No. Not quite. In fact, not at all.

I like to imagine myself as a touchpaper in a force-nine gale: it's going to take a profile of marginal quality to ignite me.

You're not ½ bad, OP. Perhaps dot the i's and cross the t's here and there, a tweak and a polish and you could, at a push, make me spontaneously combust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Not quite. In fact, not at all.

I like to imagine myself as a touchpaper in a force-nine gale: it's going to take a profile of marginal quality to ignite me.

You're not ½ bad, OP. Perhaps dot the i's and cross the t's here and there, a tweak and a polish and you could, at a push, make me spontaneously combust."

What would I need to…erm…spit and polish…to incite combustion, Nero?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"No. Not quite. In fact, not at all.

I like to imagine myself as a touchpaper in a force-nine gale: it's going to take a profile of marginal quality to ignite me.

You're not ½ bad, OP. Perhaps dot the i's and cross the t's here and there, a tweak and a polish and you could, at a push, make me spontaneously combust.

What would I need to…erm…spit and polish…to incite combustion, Nero?

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There is that.

However, I would like to see you gingerly traverse the full length of the buffed and sheened corridor of Burlington Arcade without slipping or faltering.

If you can manage that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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There is that.

However, I would like to see you gingerly traverse the full length of the buffed and sheened corridor of Burlington Arcade without slipping or faltering.

If you can manage that...

I do most things gingerly

I’ll look into that

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Yes.

Some people’s furniture really gets me off.

Just radiators, or do you like to diversify?"

Show me a classic Chaise Longue and I’m a gooey mess without even touching myself.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I sometimes notice something that piques my interest other than photos

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't wank.

There's something wrong with me.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Yes.

Some people’s furniture really gets me off.

Just radiators, or do you like to diversify?

Show me a classic Chaise Longue and I’m a gooey mess without even touching myself."

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In emerald green with a velvetine finish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't seen a pic or bio on here yet that would get me excited unless we were already friends and had met. "

Profile pics and text tend to put me off.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Yes.

Some people’s furniture really gets me off.

Just radiators, or do you like to diversify?

Show me a classic Chaise Longue and I’m a gooey mess without even touching myself.

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In emerald green with a velvetine finish?"

Jeez man!

I’d just gotten washed as well.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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There is that.

However, I would like to see you gingerly traverse the full length of the buffed and sheened corridor of Burlington Arcade without slipping or faltering.

If you can manage that...

I do most things gingerly

I’ll look into that

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And it isn't by accident that gingerly has GIN in it.

Will you be looking into that too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realised I read this wrong. Do you just mean they aren't showing peen or boobs red?

Women in lingerie with 1 or 2 pics still turn me on for sure!

Mscheryl, it hasn't happened yet but your hair is lovely

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am

I do the same but your profile is better to be fair. Damn your chiseled abs!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am

I do the same but your profile is better to be fair. Damn your chiseled abs!"

It's all down to lots of sex and a poor diet, it's honestly the key, the pros just don't have a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am

I do the same but your profile is better to be fair. Damn your chiseled abs!

It's all down to lots of sex and a poor diet, it's honestly the key, the pros just don't have a clue

Yeah it's the lots of sex part inneed to work on!

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