FabSwingers.com forum: changing bedding

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just in the process of changing my bedding and always end up tying myself in knots with the quilt cover

surely there must be a simple technique too this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is pet. Turn the cover inside out. Get each hand into each top corner of the cover. Grab each top corner of the duvet with your cover covered hands. Flip over the cover. Keep hold of the corners and give it a jolly good shake

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Turn cover inside out, put hands inside, grab each top corner of the duvet cover, pick up top of duvet and shake down, easy peasy

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"There is pet. Turn the cover inside out. Get each hand into each top corner of the cover. Grab each top corner of the duvet with your cover covered hands. Flip over the cover. Keep hold of the corners and give it a jolly good shake

This my technique as well.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I do it exactly like Chicken555 Said its easier way and give it a good shake when it's on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to give this a go!

Normally I feed the duvet through to the top two corners and secure with beach towel clips then do the same with the bottom two and shake like crazy

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

This..

Made easier by the little slits in the corners..

Him..

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i did a 6 month course on this now fully trained up,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This..

Made easier by the little slits in the corners..

Him.."

Slits in the corners?? What is this sorcery that you talk of?

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

That's what I do

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

This..

Made easier by the little slits in the corners..

Him..

Slits in the corners?? What is this sorcery that you talk of?

It wasn't me honest, couple of our king size sets have them but not the other..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb into the empty duvet cover. Then reach out through the slit and pull the duvet inside. Push the duvet corners into the corners of the cover.

Climb out, realise the duvet is twisted or thexwrong way round. Repeat.

Realise its still not right. Shout "fuck you, duvet, I hate you" and have a little cry.

Simple when you know how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This..

Made easier by the little slits in the corners..

Him..

Slits in the corners?? What is this sorcery that you talk of?

It wasn't me honest, couple of our king size sets have them but not the other..

Hmmm, if I wasn’t dog tired after a night shift I’d be turfing all my quilt covers out and checking them

If this is true then how have I got to this age without noticing this?

Live and learn!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I get completely confused by the duvet every time, despite using the method described above... I can just about manage a double but the extra long super king gets me every time. But thanks OP, you've reminded me I have to do that tomorrow... I was trying so hard to not think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

This works every time.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I gave mine a good shake this morning. I also changed my duvet…

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

This..

Made easier by the little slits in the corners..

Him..

Slits in the corners?? What is this sorcery that you talk of?

It wasn't me honest, couple of our king size sets have them but not the other..

Hmmm, if I wasn’t dog tired after a night shift I’d be turfing all my quilt covers out and checking them

If this is true then how have I got to this age without noticing this?

Live and learn!

Cuppa tea and jump under a duvet for you then, maybe rummage in your linen later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had just mastered the press studs and she goes and bought one with buttons.

Yes im still talking quilt covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had just mastered the press studs and she goes and bought one with buttons.

Yes im still talking quilt covers

Buttons?

It'll be zips next, you mark my words

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I had just mastered the press studs and she goes and bought one with buttons.

Yes im still talking quilt covers

Press stud's are better in my opinion.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

This

You could try climbing inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

You could try climbing inside

You gonna come search for me when I get reported missing?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

This

You could try climbing inside

You gonna come search for me when I get reported missing?"

It was an option for the op but sounds kinky since you're offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Climb into the empty duvet cover. Then reach out through the slit and pull the duvet inside. Push the duvet corners into the corners of the cover.

Climb out, realise the duvet is twisted or thexwrong way round. Repeat.

Realise its still not right. Shout "fuck you, duvet, I hate you" and have a little cry.

Simple when you know how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take duvet and duvet cover to neighbour.

“Broken. Fix please. You fix”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

You could try climbing inside

You gonna come search for me when I get reported missing?

It was an option for the op but sounds kinky since you're offering

Fuck it, why not

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By *queakyclean69erCouple
over a year ago

Torquay / Fleet

"just in the process of changing my bedding and always end up tying myself in knots with the quilt cover

surely there must be a simple technique too this

You don’t need to do the inside outside process. Just lay the new cover on the bed feed the duvet up to the top corners shake done

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By *queakyclean69erCouple
over a year ago

Torquay / Fleet

"I’m going to give this a go!

Normally I feed the duvet through to the top two corners and secure with beach towel clips then do the same with the bottom two and shake like crazy

Feeding to the top and a quick shake is quicker than the inside out in my humble opinion

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Take laundered duvet cover to the bedroom.

2. Clear bed of everything

3. Turn duvet cover inside out and lay flat on matress

4. Realise you've got the open end at the headboard and mumble fucking hellll !

5. Whip duvet cover off mattress and rotate

6. Lay duvet cover flat on mattress making sure it's inside out and the open ends are nearest to you.

7. Look at duvet that you threw on floor five mins ago ... mumble fuck it.

8. Whip duvet cover off bed ! Lash on floor in temper!

9. Pick duvet up off floor and lay flat on mattress.

10. Pick up duvet cover that is still inside out and reach one hand into each corner.

11. Pick up corner of duvet in left hand.

12. Pick up other corner of duvet in right hand.

13. Hold up both corners at the same time and watch duvet cover go along the first few inches of duvet and no further. Mumble jesus fucking christ....

14. Bring hands closer to each other causing duvet to fold and shake like fuck.

15. Realise that 14 will only take duvet cover so far along the duvet.

16. Hold both hands as high as you can and Mexican wave the fucking duvet till exhaustion sets in.

17. In exasperation and never letting go of corners swing duvet away from bed so that the cover can slide down the rest of the duvet.

18. Mumble stuff about duvet covers not being slidy.

19. Realise that duvet is longer than you and the cover will never reach the end just cos you are standing holding it up.

20. Keeping hold of corners sidle like a crab to the landing and suspend duvet over the banister rails. Shake like fuck . Pant like a dying vacuum cleaner.

21. Use all strength to get the heavy duvet back over the bannister.

22. Take duvet to bed and fling on top

23 Refuse to do the end press studs Mumble fuck it .. that's good enough

24 Leave bedroom reminding yourself that you keep saying you are going back to blankets.

25. Drink tea.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Every day is a learning day.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Every day is a learning day."

This is only a reality for tall people or people with strength. I have neither. I am a short arsed weakling.

In truth I have my cleaner do the beds.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Every day is a learning day.

This is only a reality for tall people or people with strength. I have neither. I am a short arsed weakling.

In truth I have my cleaner do the beds."

This!!

It's alright for you tall folks!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Every day is a learning day.

This is only a reality for tall people or people with strength. I have neither. I am a short arsed weakling.

In truth I have my cleaner do the beds."

I am fairly sure I hit the tall criteria - phew

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Every day is a learning day.

This is only a reality for tall people or people with strength. I have neither. I am a short arsed weakling.

In truth I have my cleaner do the beds.

I am fairly sure I hit the tall criteria - phew

Well come & do mine then, pretty please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had just mastered the press studs and she goes and bought one with buttons.

Yes im still talking quilt covers

Buttons?

It'll be zips next, you mark my words"

I’ve got a duvet cover with a zip on. I love it

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Every day is a learning day.

This is only a reality for tall people or people with strength. I have neither. I am a short arsed weakling.

In truth I have my cleaner do the beds."

This is why I stand know top if the bed too when I give it a shake... those few inches (or rather foot) make it a whole lot easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not that hard to change a duvet dunno why so many people struggle.. even the biggest super kings.. inside out hands in corner n flip the cover over give it a shake.. voila!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had just mastered the press studs and she goes and bought one with buttons.

Yes im still talking quilt covers

Buttons?

It'll be zips next, you mark my words"

What is this witchcraft you speak of

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yep definitely inside out, grab the corners then shimmy it before you shake it out.

Fresh sheets are the most satisfying thing ever!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I’m sure my phone is spying on me. I stripped the bed this morning and even turned the mattress. Next thing you know, this thread appears!

(I use the inside out corner grab and shake method).

Gbat

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

There is also a rolling technique which works well. Look it up on YouTube.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

i find the easiest way is to let the cleaner do it haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some kind people should come and do it, for those of us who are a little perpetually challenged

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

You make that sound so easy. Lol.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

we have to do ours almost daily, i always make a mess when we have sex. I hate changing bedding aswell

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Oh Op, it is a pain up the arse! I agree.

Do you have a landing staircase?

Put the duvet part in, hang it over then let gravity do the rest. Lining up the corners first correctly inside. Then all you have to do is line up the 2 top corners & then button up. It's also good for giving it a shake to even it out too.

Simples!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Get a woman to do it.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Climb into the empty duvet cover. Then reach out through the slit and pull the duvet inside. Push the duvet corners into the corners of the cover.

Climb out, realise the duvet is twisted or thexwrong way round. Repeat.

Realise its still not right. Shout "fuck you, duvet, I hate you" and have a little cry.

Simple when you know how.

"
lol

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