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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be rubbish and corny,

But step right up, here goes,

I'm offering you all free prose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, Chrisone85. Let’s see what you’ve got

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

You could be risky

And make them frisky

A few hot lines

To incite the mind

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Ok, Chrisone85. Let’s see what you’ve got "

The pressure's on, and it's red for danger,

If I muck up I'll just become some desperate stranger,

All I can say is lucky Surrey,

Guildford's finest is Hotter than a curry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, Chrisone85. Let’s see what you’ve got

The pressure's on, and it's red for danger,

If I muck up I'll just become some desperate stranger,

All I can say is lucky Surrey,

Guildford's finest is Hotter than a curry!

"

Excellent work!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Ok, Chrisone85. Let’s see what you’ve got

The pressure's on, and it's red for danger,

If I muck up I'll just become some desperate stranger,

All I can say is lucky Surrey,

Guildford's finest is Hotter than a curry!

Excellent work!"

Anytime!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

In my head this post had all the women gagging,

Instead it's limp, quiet and very quickly flagging,

Maybe it's my English and I need to return to school,

But my offer still stands of rhymes for females all.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Go on then, let's see what you have

Mrs

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Go on then, let's see what you have

Mrs "

What a nice couple and she enjoys a light flogging,

This prose is tricky and testing me noggin',

Quite far away up in lovely Leeds,

But gets all the attention of all the hungry steeds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a poem please

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I would love a poem

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I’d like a poem please "

The Shivs sounds like a book by Roald Dahl,

Except what they get up to will make you more than smile,

George and his marvellous medicine has nothing on them,

You'll not turn the page when confronted by this fem!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be rubbish and corny,

But step right up, here goes,

I'm offering you all free prose.

"

This made me chuckle!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I would love a poem "

Hows Aquaman and Zeus since you live in Atlantis,

I'm sure all the mermen want to get in your panties,

Those are serious curves and no need for a buoyancy aid,

So whaddya think, do I make the grade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a poem please

The Shivs sounds like a book by Roald Dahl,

Except what they get up to will make you more than smile,

George and his marvellous medicine has nothing on them,

You'll not turn the page when confronted by this fem!

"

I love it

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be rubbish and corny,

But step right up, here goes,

I'm offering you all free prose.

This made me chuckle!"

I'm glad it raised a smile and a laugh,

Now if you could just wear that white top whilst laying in the bath,

Wet t shirt winner in waiting we have right here,

And oh bugger, the Midlands, that's not too near

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be rubbish and corny,

But step right up, here goes,

I'm offering you all free prose.

This made me chuckle!

I'm glad it raised a smile and a laugh,

Now if you could just wear that white top whilst laying in the bath,

Wet t shirt winner in waiting we have right here,

And oh bugger, the Midlands, that's not too near "

Excellent! Thank you! I’m quite poorly at the moment so this has cheered me up x

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"They probably won't make you horny,

Many will be rubbish and corny,

But step right up, here goes,

I'm offering you all free prose.

This made me chuckle!

I'm glad it raised a smile and a laugh,

Now if you could just wear that white top whilst laying in the bath,

Wet t shirt winner in waiting we have right here,

And oh bugger, the Midlands, that's not too near

Excellent! Thank you! I’m quite poorly at the moment so this has cheered me up x "

Ah sorry to hear that. Hope you feel real better soon

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I would love a poem

Hows Aquaman and Zeus since you live in Atlantis,

I'm sure all the mermen want to get in your panties,

Those are serious curves and no need for a buoyancy aid,

So whaddya think, do I make the grade?

"

brilliant

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Gotta love some flirty poetry

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Gotta love some flirty poetry "

'youngish couple', yep you're not quite forty,

And I can tell that you're both rather naughty,

The 'hello boys' pic had me think of the wonderbra ad,

That picture of Linda Evangelista was once of the first wanks I had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may we have a poem xx

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Please may we have a poem xx "

KinkyKat surrounded by butterflies whilst she works it well,

You can tell time with this couple would be mighty swell,

Not sure I've heard of Bushby but it sounds too good to be true,

Full of ladies with hair round their foofoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please may we have a poem xx

KinkyKat surrounded by butterflies whilst she works it well,

You can tell time with this couple would be mighty swell,

Not sure I've heard of Bushby but it sounds too good to be true,

Full of ladies with hair round their foofoo! "

Haha thanks and as for bushby it's in Leicester

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Please may we have a poem xx

KinkyKat surrounded by butterflies whilst she works it well,

You can tell time with this couple would be mighty swell,

Not sure I've heard of Bushby but it sounds too good to be true,

Full of ladies with hair round their foofoo!

Haha thanks and as for bushby it's in Leicester "

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the OP

So Chris is a bit of a poet

It's funny that none of us saw it

With his witty words and clever rhymes

In Southampton he'll show you good times.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"One for the OP

So Chris is a bit of a poet

It's funny that none of us saw it

With his witty words and clever rhymes

In Southampton he'll show you good times.

"

Haha cheers mate. I'll take that!

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'd like a wee poem, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the OP

So Chris is a bit of a poet

It's funny that none of us saw it

With his witty words and clever rhymes

In Southampton he'll show you good times.

Haha cheers mate. I'll take that! "

No worries mate. Great job you're doing with these

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mary had a little lamb.

She kept it in the bucket.

Every time the lamb came out,

The bulldog used to.....

... Put it back again.

Somehow, I don't think Lemn Sissay will be shitting bricks. He's quite safe!!!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I'd like a wee poem, please. "

I best not attempt to pronounce your name, I'll probably get it wrong,

So we'll just call you a total stunner and imagine you in a thong,

I hope you've wrapped up warm as these lines might leave you cold,

I can picture the forumites reading this and oh, how their eyes rolled!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If I could have a poem that would be lovely

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'd like one if you have time

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"I'd like a wee poem, please.

I best not attempt to pronounce your name, I'll probably get it wrong,

So we'll just call you a total stunner and imagine you in a thong,

I hope you've wrapped up warm as these lines might leave you cold,

I can picture the forumites reading this and oh, how their eyes rolled! "

Thank you! it!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Would love a poem if you have time.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"If I could have a poem that would be lovely "

Those fairies will be after this prey,

And time with her with make their day,

The land of make belief is real when this goddess is in town,

Oh dammit I'm pretty short so please look down!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I'd like one if you have time "

She's gorgeous is lovely Cede,

And has the type of curves I need,

Asking so polite and courteous,

Time with her with mainly be very flirtious (it's a real word!)

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Would love a poem if you have time."

Always have time for an arse that's in the air,

Scrolling through I had to stop and stare,

Now that's a bottom that enticing as can be,

Just working out how to get near your vicinity!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Would love a poem if you have time.

Always have time for an arse that's in the air,

Scrolling through I had to stop and stare,

Now that's a bottom that enticing as can be,

Just working out how to get near your vicinity! "

Thanks very clever.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"If I could have a poem that would be lovely

Those fairies will be after this prey,

And time with her with make their day,

The land of make belief is real when this goddess is in town,

Oh dammit I'm pretty short so please look down!

"

Thank you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

These are excellent OP. Would love one if you're not bored yet

J

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Hard to get bored with beautiful women,

Take Julie for example, she'd look great swimming,

I'd definitely grab my snorkel and go under,

The type of girl to fill you with wonder.

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By *rueblue568Man
over a year ago

isle of skye

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By *rueblue568Man
over a year ago

isle of skye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite the talent, ChrisOne85

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By *entlemanPMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Her arse want clean,

My knob is covered in poo ?????????????

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Quite the talent, ChrisOne85 "

Ah thank you! If it raises just a small titter I'm happy

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

It's been a week and I'm back again writing,

So form a queue ladies, no cutting, no fighting,

If you want four lines of rhyming cheese,

Just ask here, no need to say please!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

It's so good to stroke a warm pussy

smoothing it's fur oh so bushy

it's good for the lassie

it winks when it's happy

just loving some tickle and slappy.

To have and to hold a stiff willy

while writing a sexy wee dittie

Excites both exponents

creates sticky moments

and ends when a softee looks silly

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Ah go on, could do with some doggerel!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Ah go on, could do with some doggerel! "

Here's to you feeling brighter and better,

And then I can get you wetter and wetter,

The munch in Norfolk sounds really great,

I'll be there with bells on and bring my own plate!

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Ah go on, could do with some doggerel!

Here's to you feeling brighter and better,

And then I can get you wetter and wetter,

The munch in Norfolk sounds really great,

I'll be there with bells on and bring my own plate! "

Haha excellent work!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Ah go on, could do with some doggerel!

Here's to you feeling brighter and better,

And then I can get you wetter and wetter,

The munch in Norfolk sounds really great,

I'll be there with bells on and bring my own plate!

Haha excellent work!"

Anytime, it's my pleasure!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

It's been two weeks and I'm back with more,

So hit me up if you want lines totalling four,

I can't promise gold but it's unique to you,

So ladies of fab, please join the queue!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Mary had a little lamb

Everywhere she took it

And all the men paid £20

… stuck on a rhyme for. Took it….

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

I’ll have four lines of gold please Sir

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I’ll have four lines of gold please Sir "

Best butt on fab has _luffy fairy,

Curvaceous and ample but not hairy,

Pretty eyed brunette full of mystique,

She's definitely the type of girl I seek!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, good effort, OP! Do me do me

Mrs TMN x

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Oh, good effort, OP! Do me do me

Mrs TMN x"

Get ready to twist her nips,

It might grant you access to her hips,

She's searching with guys with a bit of a twinkle,

My eyes have that if you can excuse the wrinkles!

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN


"I’ll have four lines of gold please Sir

Best butt on fab has _luffy fairy,

Curvaceous and ample but not hairy,

Pretty eyed brunette full of mystique,

She's definitely the type of girl I seek! "

I loveeee it x

Thank you so much keep spreading the smiles

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh, good effort, OP! Do me do me

Mrs TMN x

Get ready to twist her nips,

It might grant you access to her hips,

She's searching with guys with a bit of a twinkle,

My eyes have that if you can excuse the wrinkles! "

Ahahaha, that's a hoot! Thank you, OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m like a late night kebab.

Looks good but regrettably bad.

Licking your lips and you shove it in

Sometimes it might drip down your chin.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I’m like a late night kebab.

Looks good but regrettably bad.

Licking your lips and you shove it in

Sometimes it might drip down your chin. "

The guy above, ol' woody,

He's definitely one of the goodies,

He has a hammer and will bring the squirty cream,

So hit him up ladies, he's your DIY dream!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

We've made it to Good Friday,

But we all just want a good ride, hey,

So if you're bored and in need of a cheer,

You can get your pervy prose right here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like extra pervy please.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I like extra pervy please. "

Hmm extra pervy, I best not just talk about the weather,

I think we'll concentrate on you wearing that leather,

That is a magnificent sight for sore eyes,

Now to work out how to get between your thighs!

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By *oops-PolesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Ooo I’d love one OP if you have the time

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Go on then

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Ooo I’d love one OP if you have the time "

That's a very polite request from the lovely Poles,

She's so pretty, there's no need for her to cajole,

Very trendy black bob which looks great when she gives head,

She's into BDSM so be prepared to be whipped into bed!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Go on then "

Here she is, the very alluring Cede,

A night with her is not merely a want, but a need,

She's looking ready for spring, posing with her flowers,

You best plant them back in the ground as you'll be busy for hours!

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By *oops-PolesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Ooo I’d love one OP if you have the time

That's a very polite request from the lovely Poles,

She's so pretty, there's no need for her to cajole,

Very trendy black bob which looks great when she gives head,

She's into BDSM so be prepared to be whipped into bed! "

That’s brilliant, thank you OP! Made me laugh for sure. Have a great Easter weekend x

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Ooo I’d love one OP if you have the time

That's a very polite request from the lovely Poles,

She's so pretty, there's no need for her to cajole,

Very trendy black bob which looks great when she gives head,

She's into BDSM so be prepared to be whipped into bed!

That’s brilliant, thank you OP! Made me laugh for sure. Have a great Easter weekend x"

Ah thanks! You too!

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By *oops-PolesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Couldn’t resist doing my own little ditty for you;

Polite, well mannered, a word smith too

Line up ladies this gent could be a dream come true

He teases us with a clothed pic of his bum

But by the look on his cock he’ll make you cum!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Couldn’t resist doing my own little ditty for you;

Polite, well mannered, a word smith too

Line up ladies this gent could be a dream come true

He teases us with a clothed pic of his bum

But by the look on his cock he’ll make you cum! "

I'm flattered, thanks so much!

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By *oops-PolesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Couldn’t resist doing my own little ditty for you;

Polite, well mannered, a word smith too

Line up ladies this gent could be a dream come true

He teases us with a clothed pic of his bum

But by the look on his cock he’ll make you cum!

I'm flattered, thanks so much! "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Go on then

Here she is, the very alluring Cede,

A night with her is not merely a want, but a need,

She's looking ready for spring, posing with her flowers,

You best plant them back in the ground as you'll be busy for hours! "

I love it!! Is that an offer to keep me busy for hours?

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Go on then

Here she is, the very alluring Cede,

A night with her is not merely a want, but a need,

She's looking ready for spring, posing with her flowers,

You best plant them back in the ground as you'll be busy for hours!

I love it!! Is that an offer to keep me busy for hours? "

100% it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are poems still available?

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Don’t fertilise my eggs

Get from between my legs

Wank till you cum

Spray it over my bum

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

We are from Limerick so no other choice of a format for a poem

There was a young fella called hammer

With every thrust he would ram her

His better half known as thongs

In casual sex saw no wrongs

So many a man would bang her.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

This poem is titled 'Pensioners underwear'

Rose's are red,

Violet's are blue,

Maureen's are grey,

And so are Ethel's.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Are poems still available?"

Of course!

Not just for Easter, you can eat her all year,

Oh bugger, up north, if only she were near,

Forget the eggs, she's the one to crack,

Yummier than choco, the ultimate naughty snack!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Yes please. Bring me pure trash in the form of poetry.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Yes please. Bring me pure trash in the form of poetry. "

Always ready to give it some welly,

Is the ever so alluring Meli,

Just turn up clean and not so smelly,

And she'll do stuff they can't show on the telly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh can I have a poem please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m like a late night kebab.

Looks good but regrettably bad.

Licking your lips and you shove it in

Sometimes it might drip down your chin.

The guy above, ol' woody,

He's definitely one of the goodies,

He has a hammer and will bring the squirty cream,

So hit him up ladies, he's your DIY dream! "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can give us one

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are poems still available?

Of course!

Not just for Easter, you can eat her all year,

Oh bugger, up north, if only she were near,

Forget the eggs, she's the one to crack,

Yummier than choco, the ultimate naughty snack! "

I am deeply touched

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't like to brag,

I don't like to pose,

Your exclusion of men means

I'll write my own prose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like one please

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Anyone can give us one

F"

What a great couple, the lovely tempting twosome,

With a body like that, they're anything but gruesome,

Not into name calling so please be polite,

Cut out the BDSM and you might stay the night!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"I'd like one please "

With a bust like that I can only wish you lived next door,

Everyday I'd step outside, catch a glimpse, and go phwoar,

Welsh valleys have nothing on the pleasure gap between your mounds,

A pair that'll appeal to all the exquisite boob hounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong competition on my profile but go on if you wouldn't mind

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Strong competition on my profile but go on if you wouldn't mind "

I can't compete with poet laureates so dare not even try,

Let's just focus on how your undies are easy on the eye,

Wonky seam aside, the profile is the type to make my heart race,

And that winning prose they wrote has me put in my place.

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By *entbriMan
over a year ago

medway

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I fancy a kebab

How about you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like one please

With a bust like that I can only wish you lived next door,

Everyday I'd step outside, catch a glimpse, and go phwoar,

Welsh valleys have nothing on the pleasure gap between your mounds,

A pair that'll appeal to all the exquisite boob hounds! "
awww sweet

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Im feeling randy.

fancy a screw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gene gene made a machine

Joe Joe made it go

Art Art made a fart

And blew the whole damn thing apart...

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Well the weather's finally better so I've resurrected this thread,

Carefully planning my prose to woo someone into bed,

It's too hot for that you say, oh bugger I'll get the ice,

I'll keep aircon on and will be able to go at it twice!

If four lines of bad rhymes are your thing then come inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the weather's finally better so I've resurrected this thread,

Carefully planning my prose to woo someone into bed,

It's too hot for that you say, oh bugger I'll get the ice,

I'll keep aircon on and will be able to go at it twice!

If four lines of bad rhymes are your thing then come inside! "

Hit me x

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Well the weather's finally better so I've resurrected this thread,

Carefully planning my prose to woo someone into bed,

It's too hot for that you say, oh bugger I'll get the ice,

I'll keep aircon on and will be able to go at it twice!

If four lines of bad rhymes are your thing then come inside!

Hit me x"

Well Jennie has the remote for her Samsung telly,

Not pressing buttons but she's giving it some welly,

There's no fast forwarding involved there I'm sure,

She's taking it slow and having an explore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the weather's finally better so I've resurrected this thread,

Carefully planning my prose to woo someone into bed,

It's too hot for that you say, oh bugger I'll get the ice,

I'll keep aircon on and will be able to go at it twice!

If four lines of bad rhymes are your thing then come inside!

Hit me x

Well Jennie has the remote for her Samsung telly,

Not pressing buttons but she's giving it some welly,

There's no fast forwarding involved there I'm sure,

She's taking it slow and having an explore! "

Quite the wordsmith.

Hampshire's answer to Morrissey!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Well the weather's finally better so I've resurrected this thread,

Carefully planning my prose to woo someone into bed,

It's too hot for that you say, oh bugger I'll get the ice,

I'll keep aircon on and will be able to go at it twice!

If four lines of bad rhymes are your thing then come inside!

Hit me x

Well Jennie has the remote for her Samsung telly,

Not pressing buttons but she's giving it some welly,

There's no fast forwarding involved there I'm sure,

She's taking it slow and having an explore!

Quite the wordsmith.

Hampshire's answer to Morrissey! "

Haha thanks! I'll take that.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from Bantu

Who fell asleep in his canoe.

He dreamt of Venus

and played with his penis

Then awoke with a handful of goo!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"There once was a man from Bantu

Who fell asleep in his canoe.

He dreamt of Venus

and played with his penis

Then awoke with a handful of goo! "

I'm sure more than a few fab men can relate to that. Apart from the canoe part perhaps

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for bihexual

Let me spread you out like a good book I’ve been dying to read.

Let me get lost in you, I want to discover all your secrets.

I want to spend hours between your pages,

I want you to feel my passion as my fingers trail your words.

The way your back arches when I turn the page, As I slip my bookmark between your pages.

lost within nyanza eyes

see the vibrations

with tension so tight

stimulating darkened needs

I want to feel your body shudder as I reach the finale of the epic fairytale that is your body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll up roll up big penis men

The ones who's balls need their own pen

I'm not here to waste time so let's be blunt

Bend me over and ram my wet cunt

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Roll up roll up big penis men

The ones who's balls need their own pen

I'm not here to waste time so let's be blunt

Bend me over and ram my wet cunt"

She's straight to the point and knows what to do,

So come on lads let's join the queue,

Up in brum she wants big penis men,

Oh bugger that's me out then!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Lazy Sunday and down South it's raining,

I don't think this post needs much more explaining,

If rhymes get you going then post in here,

It's not a requirement to live right near!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear

I often saw her little lamb

But I never saw her bear

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There once was a man from Nantucket,

With a cock so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

As he licked off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!!

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"There once was a man from Nantucket,

With a cock so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

As he licked off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!!

"

I know it said four lines... But I can't count!!!

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By *agic johnsonMan
over a year ago

morden

Look at all the girls

Way up high

Sitting on their pedestals

Up in the sky

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