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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stumbled across Goo Raunchy whilst reading the Naked Attraction thread, absolutely fantastic profile, real laugh out loud irony and I guess I know where she is coming from!

Unfortunately, I could not message her to show my appreciation as I am out of her preferred age range but have a look, great profile and stunning pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve sat and read through that, and the sad thing is I can relate to most of it ,

Must admit the way she has written it is absolutely fabulous and a credit to her

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules… "

This is just a tribute.

You gotta believe me.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You should have seen her when she was horny cougar. That profile would have made your bellend explode.

The mr

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The best profile you’ve ever read will be the person you fancy the most

I must admit a good profile and great pics give me a semi…

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules… "

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference. "

You know what? Me too!

I’ve read that statement so many times on threads over the years and assumed it true but you prompted a look at the actual rules.

It’s not in the rules.

Apologies op, it’s perfectly acceptable to use the forum to get around message filters it would seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

This is just a tribute.

You gotta believe me."

And I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies op, it’s perfectly acceptable to use the forum to get around message filters it would seem "

Creepy af though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies op, it’s perfectly acceptable to use the forum to get around message filters it would seem

Creepy af though! "

Tribute thread coming up!

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By *ewiscypherMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"I’ve sat and read through that, and the sad thing is I can relate to most of it ,

Must admit the way she has written it is absolutely fabulous and a credit to her "

Naturally couldnt resist a peek, hilarious, brilliantly written, obviousley all true, but the behaviour it describes astonishes me, I mean really?!

Like OP I have profiles I follow just for the quality of the writing. A couple in plymouth in particular, who I won't name as they wouldnt aporeciate the attention, but the scarcasm is side splittingly funny, and regularly updated.

I want to write and suggests the male half starts a blog, but like OP cant because I'm outside the age range.

I have to content myself with being a silent fan...fun on here can take forms beyond the obvious after all.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules… "
I dont get why you've even posted this he read her profile and posted in relation to the very fact he had read it, something all men get accused of never doing i haven't searched her profile but i will now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

You know what? Me too!

I’ve read that statement so many times on threads over the years and assumed it true but you prompted a look at the actual rules.

It’s not in the rules.

Apologies op, it’s perfectly acceptable to use the forum to get around message filters it would seem "

It was your post that prompted me to read through.

I wondered if it was filters, or if it has to be a block.

I can't see anything at all, I read through it all twice.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I stumbled across Goo Raunchy whilst reading the Naked Attraction thread, absolutely fantastic profile, real laugh out loud irony and I guess I know where she is coming from!

Unfortunately, I could not message her to show my appreciation as I am out of her preferred age range but have a look, great profile and stunning pics"

A rather sarcastic read to be fair based upon the guys that think with their dicks

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules… I dont get why you've even posted this he read her profile and posted in relation to the very fact he had read it, something all men get accused of never doing i haven't searched her profile but i will now "

Maybe you’re right, it’s an innocent compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came here to say Goo Raunchy, but I can see that you've all already found here.

After reading hers I had to redo my bland profile. It's still not even half as good as hers.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I stumbled across Goo Raunchy whilst reading the Naked Attraction thread, absolutely fantastic profile, real laugh out loud irony and I guess I know where she is coming from!

Unfortunately, I could not message her to show my appreciation as I am out of her preferred age range but have a look, great profile and stunning pics"

Probably ghost-written. All the fab celebs use them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference. "

Cut and paste .....

Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

Cut and paste .....

Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED you"

^^Granny knows

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

Cut and paste .....

Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED you"

ooooo granny should i be scared?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

Cut and paste .....

Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED youooooo granny should i be scared? "

Well have you been a bad bad boy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ? "

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

Cut and paste .....

Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED youooooo granny should i be scared?

Well have you been a bad bad boy ?"

lol i can't help it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

This is just a tribute.

You gotta believe me."

I came here to say that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not"

Well that covers it all ... you are right again !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not

Well that covers it all ... you are right again !"

Granny - I like your profile. GIZZASHAG!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I love a good profile

Bit of humour, bit of sarcasm and a no Fuck’s given approach wins the day haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not

Well that covers it all ... you are right again !

Granny - I like your profile. GIZZASHAG!"

Steve! Twas written with you in mind. Even if you hate it ...... fuck me senseless dahlink !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not

Well that covers it all ... you are right again !

Granny - I like your profile. GIZZASHAG!

Steve! Twas written with you in mind. Even if you hate it ...... fuck me senseless dahlink !"

Blinking Flip, I’m good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not

Well that covers it all ... you are right again !

Granny - I like your profile. GIZZASHAG!

Steve! Twas written with you in mind. Even if you hate it ...... fuck me senseless dahlink !

Blinking Flip, I’m good "

You're better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine!

Next question?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ah but Jenni .....

Is a BLOCK the same as a message filter ?

No

Yes

Maybe

Maybe not

Well that covers it all ... you are right again !

Granny - I like your profile. GIZZASHAG!

Steve! Twas written with you in mind. Even if you hate it ...... fuck me senseless dahlink !

Blinking Flip, I’m good

You're better "

Better than a slap with a wet haddock. So I’m told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference. "

It's shown right above the text box whenever you're posting a comment to the forum, though it doesn't specifically mention filters.

'Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha saw the name change from the Anagram thread. Profiles hilarious

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Thanks for the love people tho I had no idea who you were talking about (perils of changing your username on a whim in the middle of the night when hammered!)

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I stumbled across Goo Raunchy whilst reading the Naked Attraction thread, absolutely fantastic profile, real laugh out loud irony and I guess I know where she is coming from!

Unfortunately, I could not message her to show my appreciation as I am out of her preferred age range but have a look, great profile and stunning pics"

Dayum, I thought mine was a bit acidic, but I'm a mere novice compared to this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the forum to get around message filters is against site rules…

I always believed that, though reading through the forum rules, I see no reference.

Cut and paste .....

Do not use the forum to try and contact people who have BLOCKED you"

Where did you find that?

I checked 'the forum rules' link, on the type a post page.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the love people tho I had no idea who you were talking about (perils of changing your username on a whim in the middle of the night when hammered!) "

Still remember 1st reading yours . Brilliant stuff.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Pure class, a lady after my own heart! X well done Goo

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