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"Oh my. I appear to have been filled!!! Come back in & let’s resume.. Where were we?" I promise it vasn't me. I've got my mouth full as it is. (Any chance of another absinthe?) | |||
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"I believe I was about to try to convince beautiful Bootyful to squeeze her lovely booty in near me "Off you go then…. Fickle Felix | |||
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"Oh my. I appear to have been filled!!! Come back in & let’s resume.. Where were we? I promise it vasn't me. I've got my mouth full as it is. (Any chance of another absinthe?)" Last one!!! Then you’re moving to something sensible like vodka | |||
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And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?  | |||
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"Oh my. I appear to have been filled!!! Come back in & let’s resume.. Where were we? I promise it vasn't me. I've got my mouth full as it is. (Any chance of another absinthe?) Last one!!! Then you’re moving to something sensible like vodka " Meh whatever | |||
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"I believe I was about to try to convince beautiful Bootyful to squeeze her lovely booty in near me
Off you go then…. Fickle Felix "Can't blame him. Beautiful Bootyful! | |||
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"I believe I was about to try to convince beautiful Bootyful to squeeze her lovely booty in near me "Oh well I am being thoroughly spoiled by you sexy people I can't handle it | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it? "I’m sure we can all squeeze in together | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it? "Well, I've promised to help Misty find a lost trinket, so it's all yours for now. But might I share it with you on my return? | |||
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"Oh my. I appear to have been filled!!! Come back in & let’s resume.. Where were we? I promise it vasn't me. I've got my mouth full as it is. (Any chance of another absinthe?) Last one!!! Then you’re moving to something sensible like vodka Meh whatever" If only there was a stern look - I’m not taking your shit emoji | |||
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"I believe I was about to try to convince beautiful Bootyful to squeeze her lovely booty in near me
Off you go then…. Fickle Felix
Can't blame him. Beautiful Bootyful!"You misunderstand - I didn’t mean instead of. I meant as well as!!! I feel like there would be a phenomenal party  | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
I’m sure we can all squeeze in together "that sounds like a ridiculously sexy cuddle puddle | |||
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"Music is on. Shots slammed and a cheeky nipple. The chair to my left is free, if anyone wants to join Me?" If you are good at cuddling then feel free to join us | |||
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"Oh my. I appear to have been filled!!! Come back in & let’s resume.. Where were we? I promise it vasn't me. I've got my mouth full as it is. (Any chance of another absinthe?) Last one!!! Then you’re moving to something sensible like vodka Meh whatever If only there was a stern look - I’m not taking your shit emoji "  | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
I’m sure we can all squeeze in together
that sounds like a ridiculously sexy cuddle puddle "Oh, doesn't it just? | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
I’m sure we can all squeeze in together
that sounds like a ridiculously sexy cuddle puddle "Cuddle puddle - that’s going into my book of fantastic phrases  | |||
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"••GØØD evening MístyPèaks•• I've just sauntered through the ghoulish corridors of your fine regal manor, ambled around the coiffured lawns designed by Capability Brown and even frolicked in your majestic period Orangery. Is there a Late Bottled Vintage to be had in the Misty Snug Bår?" It’s beautiful in the orangery in the snow isn’t it? · There are some very fine vintages…. I assume you’ll share with me, darling Nero?" • The chypre-scented bergamots give off an olfactory glow from the snow. Of course I'll share a vintage. And as you flit and flirt admiring cock, I shall decant from my crystal Villeroy & Boch. | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
I’m sure we can all squeeze in together
that sounds like a ridiculously sexy cuddle puddle "What a fabulous new name for the pool of cocksnot that collects in a woman’s navel once I have ‘arrived’ | |||
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"Hello Nero and Ele, wonderful to see you here. "• GØØD evening Julie!   | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
I’m sure we can all squeeze in together
that sounds like a ridiculously sexy cuddle puddle
What a fabulous new name for the pool of cocksnot that collects in a woman’s navel once I have ‘arrived’" | |||
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"••GØØD evening MístyPèaks•• I've just sauntered through the ghoulish corridors of your fine regal manor, ambled around the coiffured lawns designed by Capability Brown and even frolicked in your majestic period Orangery. Is there a Late Bottled Vintage to be had in the Misty Snug Bår?" It’s beautiful in the orangery in the snow isn’t it? · There are some very fine vintages…. I assume you’ll share with me, darling Nero? • The chypre-scented bergamots give off an olfactory glow from the snow. Of course I'll share a vintage. And as you flit and flirt admiring cock, I shall decant from my crystal Villeroy & Boch." That is the most upper class dirty limerick I ever did hear | |||
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"••GØØD evening MístyPèaks•• I've just sauntered through the ghoulish corridors of your fine regal manor, ambled around the coiffured lawns designed by Capability Brown and even frolicked in your majestic period Orangery. Is there a Late Bottled Vintage to be had in the Misty Snug Bår?" It’s beautiful in the orangery in the snow isn’t it? · There are some very fine vintages…. I assume you’ll share with me, darling Nero? • The chypre-scented bergamots give off an olfactory glow from the snow. Of course I'll share a vintage. And as you flit and flirt admiring cock, I shall decant from my crystal Villeroy & Boch." What a beautiful image your words paint. I'd love to join you for a glass please. | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
Well, I've promised to help Misty find a lost trinket, so it's all yours for now. But might I share it with you on my return?"“Return”…. I wasn’t planning on returning you | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with..." I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
Well, I've promised to help Misty find a lost trinket, so it's all yours for now. But might I share it with you on my return?
“Return”…. I wasn’t planning on returning you "You don't return the empties? | |||
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"We have past the midnight hour… Misty’s ghouls are off on a haunt. So it’s a help yourself bar.. Now I’m going to stop hosting and join a cuddle puddle…." ohhh yes that is very good news! Are you more of a big or little spoon? | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with... I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move" Ffs. Davina!!! I told you not to leave a mess again. This constitutes a mess!!! | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
Well, I've promised to help Misty find a lost trinket, so it's all yours for now. But might I share it with you on my return?
“Return”…. I wasn’t planning on returning you
You don't return the empties?"Re-use, repurpose, recycle | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with... I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move" Oops, didn't see you there... in plain sight. Hehe. I may be a bit tipsy... | |||
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"We have past the midnight hour… Misty’s ghouls are off on a haunt. So it’s a help yourself bar.. Now I’m going to stop hosting and join a cuddle puddle…. ohhh yes that is very good news! Are you more of a big or little spoon? "I’m more of a knife . Sharp & deadly (like my humour) | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with... I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move Ffs. Davina!!! I told you not to leave a mess again. This constitutes a mess!!!" Aw now she's annoyed again. (Hic) | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with... I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move Oops, didn't see you there... in plain sight. Hehe. I may be a bit tipsy..." D*unk in charge of a dungeon? Could get dangerous! | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with... I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move Oops, didn't see you there... in plain sight. Hehe. I may be a bit tipsy... D*unk in charge of a dungeon? Could get dangerous!" You don't know the half of it. Maybe we can forget the whips in case I have an accident. I'm just gunna undo these straps and if I clip this leash to your cock cage You can follow me to the guest bedroom... Or the broom cupboard, whatever... | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
Well, I've promised to help Misty find a lost trinket, so it's all yours for now. But might I share it with you on my return?
“Return”…. I wasn’t planning on returning you
You don't return the empties?
Re-use, repurpose, recycle "Upcycle, thank you very much. | |||
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"Now where did I put that victim, er, nice man I was playing with... I'm still here in the dungeon. For some reason I appear to not be able to move Oops, didn't see you there... in plain sight. Hehe. I may be a bit tipsy... D*unk in charge of a dungeon? Could get dangerous!" Indeed. I have removed the keys from her. I’m back in charge… | |||
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"Well everyone, it’s been lots of fun. I always enjoy a suggestive flirt with some of my favourite ladies, but it’s time for me to curl up in my bed and go sleepy bye byes. Night all and enjoy, you filthy funsters!" Sweet dreams Felix x | |||
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"Well everyone, it’s been lots of fun. I always enjoy a suggestive flirt with some of my favourite ladies, but it’s time for me to curl up in my bed and go sleepy bye byes. Night all and enjoy, you filthy funsters!" Nanight. Sleep tight. Dream well | |||
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"Oh well thank you for the warm snuggly welcome and I would of course love a cuddle from you Misty
And Elephantis thank you for your kind offer of sharing your cashmere....sounds absolutely lush and cosy do I get to feel it while you're wearing it?
Well, I've promised to help Misty find a lost trinket, so it's all yours for now. But might I share it with you on my return?
“Return”…. I wasn’t planning on returning you
You don't return the empties?
Re-use, repurpose, recycle
Upcycle, thank you very much."You want more?? | |||
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"••GØØD evening MístyPèaks•• I've just sauntered through the ghoulish corridors of your fine regal manor, ambled around the coiffured lawns designed by Capability Brown and even frolicked in your majestic period Orangery. Is there a Late Bottled Vintage to be had in the Misty Snug Bår?" It’s beautiful in the orangery in the snow isn’t it? · There are some very fine vintages…. I assume you’ll share with me, darling Nero? • The chypre-scented bergamots give off an olfactory glow from the snow. Of course I'll share a vintage. And as you flit and flirt admiring cock, I shall decant from my crystal Villeroy & Boch. What a beautiful image your words paint. I'd love to join you for a glass please." • Åbsolutely...! 
There's plenty to go around, but I have a Lalique™ flacon just for you!
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"Well everyone, it’s been lots of fun. I always enjoy a suggestive flirt with some of my favourite ladies, but it’s time for me to curl up in my bed and go sleepy bye byes. Night all and enjoy, you filthy funsters! Nanight. Sleep tight. Dream well "Nitely Bye Madame Misty. I think I've done better than last week's goblin so I'm happy.  | |||
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"Hope the party is not ending?" When the last weary person fades away. But there’s a nocturnal every night. Apparently even when there isn’t | |||
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"Well everyone, it’s been lots of fun. I always enjoy a suggestive flirt with some of my favourite ladies, but it’s time for me to curl up in my bed and go sleepy bye byes. Night all and enjoy, you filthy funsters! Nanight. Sleep tight. Dream well
Nitely Bye Madame Misty.
I think I've done better than last week's goblin so I'm happy.
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"Åbsolutely...!
There's plenty to go around, but I have a Lalique™ flacon just for you!
"How lovely. The crystal glints so prettily in the candlelight. | |||
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"Well everyone, it’s been lots of fun. I always enjoy a suggestive flirt with some of my favourite ladies, but it’s time for me to curl up in my bed and go sleepy bye byes. Night all and enjoy, you filthy funsters! Nanight. Sleep tight. Dream well
Nitely Bye Madame Misty.
I think I've done better than last week's goblin so I'm happy.
I think you’ve done as much damage as last time "Yaaaay... (Hang on, this is an empty cock cage and a leash! Bugger! He's escaped! Oh well... next time.) | |||
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"Well everyone, it’s been lots of fun. I always enjoy a suggestive flirt with some of my favourite ladies, but it’s time for me to curl up in my bed and go sleepy bye byes. Night all and enjoy, you filthy funsters! Nanight. Sleep tight. Dream well
Nitely Bye Madame Misty.
I think I've done better than last week's goblin so I'm happy.
I think you’ve done as much damage as last time
Yaaaay...
(Hang on, this is an empty cock cage and a leash! Bugger! He's escaped! Oh well... next time.)"I released him. We will have a little safety chat in the morning. Now go and think about what you’ve done! | |||
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"Goodnight lovely people. *bat!* ... .. ." Nanight trouble | |||
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"You should definitely add Margam Castle to your Misty Manor Pinterest board. It is just how I imagine it." I will do x | |||
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"Hello to all and goodnight to most haha "Oooh quick smooch up the corner - then goodnight xx | |||
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"Åbsolutely...!
There's plenty to go around, but I have a Lalique™ flacon just for you!
How lovely. The crystal glints so prettily in the candlelight."• That's not the crystal glinting, fair maiden; it's your visage and aura. | |||
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"I’ll leave who’s left to an open house xxx Nanight. Thank you all for the lovely company. I’m sure I’ll be back "Goodnight beautiful | |||
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"Hello to all and goodnight to most haha
Oooh quick smooch up the corner - then goodnight xx" | |||
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