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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, you're the meat in an Eiffel Tower sandwich. The other two people are Jesus and Satan.

Who's going at what end and why?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Hang on I’m just going to pop this in google maps because I’m so lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dafuq?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

As ridiculous as this sounds…those two are more likely to turn up for it than anyone one else on fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted Px "

But Jesus was a carpenter, so surely he'd know exactly what to do with wood?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"I’m in.

As ridiculous as this sounds…those two are more likely to turn up for it than anyone one else on fab! "

true that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nailed by Jesus.

Ironic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What?"

Google Eiffel Tower sex and position and it'll show you on images.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"Nailed by Jesus.

Ironic. "

What if Jesus was misquoted as it was 2023 years back. So at the end of each hymn we say Amen but what if he had actually said Ahhhhh men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted Px

But Jesus was a carpenter, so surely he'd know exactly what to do with wood?"

Also. Just when you think he’s finished…he rises again.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd want Satan in my pussy because he'd fuck like a demon; and Jesus in my mouth because he'd taste divine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus above, satan below. Just like heaven and hell

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Jesus can have a go both ends, he is well known to be a repeater.

That is what it means when they refer to his ‘second coming’ isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving the replies so far guys.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Anyone who has watched South Park The Movie knows that Satan would be the meat in that sandwich.

J

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

They both want yer souls.....

Do they mean arse or foot?

Just get that feeling J.C would be like a more annoying political, angry Jeremy Corbin?

So like the dragons den - i'm out & stampin' my feet as I go. LOL.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The devil is hot stuff and certainly has the horn so he's behind, and Jesus loves getting nailed, is a proven repeater with a guaranteed second coming, should have good wood being the (albeit adopted) son of a carpenter and he can get all those daddy issues out of his system by crying 'oh god' repeatedly whilst you bum him senseless.

Then he can turn some water into wine and the three of you can chill whilst the devil toasts some marshmallows on his pitchfork.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Thought for the day - would Jesus shout ‘oh god’ when he’s about to cum.

He probably told all the women his cum tasted like wine

Anyway Jesus would have to just watch as C’s not into beards but I suspect me and Satan would be enough devil for her

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on..isnt Jesus's dad, God, omnipotent?

So he'd be watching his boy rattling whoever was the sandwich filling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on..isnt Jesus's dad, God, omnipotent?

So he'd be watching his boy rattling whoever was the sandwich filling.

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Me: oh your impotent? Sorry. Netflix and chill?

God: OMNI

Me: can’t find it, is in dramas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on..isnt Jesus's dad, God, omnipotent?

So he'd be watching his boy rattling whoever was the sandwich filling.

Me: oh your impotent? Sorry. Netflix and chill?

God: OMNI

Me: can’t find it, is in dramas? "

Id be the sort of plum that would say something like that.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Don't do drugs, or glue, kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted Px

But Jesus was a carpenter, so surely he'd know exactly what to do with wood?"

He also ended up getting nailed himself so what would he know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do drugs, or glue, kids "

Especially No More Nails

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don't do drugs, or glue, kids "

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Fab forums never disappoint.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Satan at the rear

Jesus at the front

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So, you're the meat in an Eiffel Tower sandwich. The other two people are Jesus and Satan.

Who's going at what end and why?

"
Satan can go at the pussy end because he fucks like a devil and be Jesus can face sit, take the weight off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do drugs, or glue, kids "

Why??? If it means thought provoking hilarious posts like this, then lets all start snorting.

It certainly beats 'fab a pic from the profile above', 'tits out tuesday', 'whats for tea' and all the other repetitive stuff.

Im off to do a line now (i dont do drugs, so will do a line of powder from a sherbet dib dab instead).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't do drugs, or glue, kids

Why??? If it means thought provoking hilarious posts like this, then lets all start snorting.

It certainly beats 'fab a pic from the profile above', 'tits out tuesday', 'whats for tea' and all the other repetitive stuff.

Im off to do a line now (i dont do drugs, so will do a line of powder from a sherbet dib dab instead)."

Amen brother!

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