FabSwingers.com forum: 14th February 2046….. oh dear!

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

NASA have said there may be an asteroid on it’s way at there is a 0.2% chance at the moment that it’s on a collision course with the earth…

Oh well…. Which disaster movie is better… Armageddon or deep impact?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Stockpile gold and guns. We're dooooomed!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Scream 666?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stockpile gold and guns. We're dooooomed!"

Don't forget the toilet paper for when we're all shitting ourselves

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm going to panic buy some tomatoes...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

It's only a cat 1, I'll start panicking when it gets to cat 5

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Armageddon, defo. Poor old Bruce Willis

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

How about "Don't look up"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fear not, for I have devised a scientifically ingenious and foolproof plan to avert this disaster!

A day before it’s due to hit us, the entire human race needs to gorge themselves on baked beans before in unison, aiming their subsequently highly volatile, flatulent arses towards the heavens and letting mighty rip in abject defiance!

The resulting combined fart power will alter the asteroid’s trajectory and as a species we’ll be saved! (Until someone lights a match….)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll be 91 or probably not here

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought it was the date HS2 is due to get underway again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armageddon

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"NASA have said there may be an asteroid on it’s way at there is a 0.2% chance at the moment that it’s on a collision course with the earth…

Oh well…. Which disaster movie is better… Armageddon or deep impact?

Don’t look up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stockpile gold and guns. We're dooooomed!"
I have the guns

better work on other resources besides gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 Feb? Sounds convenient that it’s on ‘A DAY’.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Don't worry, the simulation we live in will reboot by then plus, when it falls onto the flat earth the big secret portal to middle earth will open up in the artic and swollow it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stockpile gold and guns. We're dooooomed! I have the guns

better work on other resources besides gold

I have a loaded weapon, does that count

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

50m across? Meh, it'd barely make a dent

Another vote for Armageddon here

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.2% chance?

I've got a better chance of getting a meet on fab

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Not something I have to worry about as the chances of me reaching the ripe old age of 106 are very remote.

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE trumps both

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

If that's the case, then hopefully I won't live to see 82.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"14 Feb? Sounds convenient that it’s on ‘A DAY’.

That is the year to forget the present… or the year to ask for it early!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Stockpile gold and guns. We're dooooomed!

Don't forget the toilet paper for when we're all shitting ourselves

If you have guns, you can get bog roll

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"50m across? Meh, it'd barely make a dent

Another vote for Armageddon here

LvM"

It was roughly about the size of an Olympic swimming pool…. But the last time something that size hit the was in Russia and it flattened everything within a 2000 km radius….

P.s I like deep impact more than Armageddon… but favourite disaster movie may be a brilliant topic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll probably be oblivious to everything by then and eating thru a straw so it can do its worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50m across? Meh, it'd barely make a dent

Another vote for Armageddon here

LvM

It was roughly about the size of an Olympic swimming pool…. But the last time something that size hit the was in Russia and it flattened everything within a 2000 km radius….

P.s I like deep impact more than Armageddon… but favourite disaster movie may be a brilliant topic! "
Didn't NASA knock the one asteroid of course ? Now I have to investigate.

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