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Following on from the food shortage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As there’s now fruit and vegetable shortages and we are limited to only having 3 per customer…. This got me thinking.

As my sex life is currently declined and in shortage, maybe I should be limited to just 3 women and not 4 for my fantasy orgy.

What should you be limited to?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.

They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.

They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…

"

How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.

They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…

How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker. "

Well….Have you ever seen wildlife documentary footage of how a crocodile gulps down its prey?

…..it’s uncannily like me….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.

They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…

How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker.

Well….Have you ever seen wildlife documentary footage of how a crocodile gulps down its prey?

…..it’s uncannily like me…. "

No romantic hand feeding of delicate nibbles to you then. We'd lose an arm

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Jam Tarts: I bought a six pack earlier.

They’re now all gone and I’m the only one here…

How do you go about eating them, assuming it was you of course. Shove the whole tart in in one go, or do you lick the jam out first being careful not to break the pastry, then shove the rest in. I am a licker.

Well….Have you ever seen wildlife documentary footage of how a crocodile gulps down its prey?

…..it’s uncannily like me….

No romantic hand feeding of delicate nibbles to you then. We'd lose an arm "

*Chomp!*

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