FabSwingers.com forum: Would you ditch the person above if they showed up to a mystery meet with a barrel of cheese?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense."

What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd gobble you up lemon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Yes no yes no no yes no yes yes no no no yes yes no yes no no yes hell no yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet "

Cheesestring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet

Cheesestring"

I'd sell my soul to Satan to avoid that crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of cheese? Are there crackers or crusty bread to go with it? It this for post coital nibbles?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

lemon and honey prinkled over feta cheese,,mostly lemon

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sprinkled

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Yes…..cheeeeeese.

Eating cheese, drinking wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracker barrel cheese is good... so no I'd welcome a cheese barrel. Blessed are the cheesemakers..

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

If its cracker barrel absolutely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ditch anyone that brought cheese, I hate the stuff

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

An overly cheesy poem

Oh de Brie

What is this cheese

Whatever the feta

Or cottage please

Parmesan me to another

lest I remain Stiilton

The goats breed

Or fermented mead

A Gloucester red

Or Dorset blue veined

Let the sandwich remain

Rich with flavour

From the Roulade

Cut me a thick slice

That I may dine

On a cheesy delight

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What about nob cheese?

Cock Camembert? Smeg Stilton?

(Ooo come on…..Someone had to say it, right?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bring cheese? It’s a maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll fuck his belly button for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll fuck his belly button for sure x "

No, we'll be tucking into that cheese like nobodies business

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I would definitely do them both up the asshole and bring a packet of wine from the corner shop

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over a year ago

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

" "

I’d expect nothing less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would fiddle his sticks.

(fiddle)

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd ask him to eat his knob cheese himself while me and my vibrator watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would fiddle his sticks.

(fiddle)"
oh I’d let her smear butter cream on me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I would fiddle his sticks.

(fiddle)

oh I’d let her smear her butt cream on me "

She's good at that. So I hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would fiddle his sticks.

(fiddle)

oh I’d let her smear her butt cream on me

She's good at that. So I hear

I am an expert at applying butt cream.

I would apply it to you both generously and then I'd draw a smiley face on your cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh let’s all do that so !! We are in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh let’s all do that so !! We are in lol "

I'd nibble some cheese.

But I am offended by this thread. We didn't ask cheese if they wanted to be talked about!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

As long as it's good cheese he can stay and I'll get the crackers (and I'm not talking about women).

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet "

Wow. Is that the standard for acceptable cheese now. I'll put it down to inflation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

What sort of cheese are we talking here? I have a rule when it comes to cheese - I won't eat anything that smells worse than my own feet

Wow. Is that the standard for acceptable cheese now. I'll put it down to inflation. "

I would help them set the standard for cheese and also have intercourse in every cheese court room if they'd help me to live my dream as a slug

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is it non-dairy cheese, only I can't have milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it non-dairy cheese, only I can't have milk."

It's cheesestring. I think it is made from plastic.

I will go on a mystery date with you and I will bring breast milk.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is it non-dairy cheese, only I can't have milk.

It's cheesestring. I think it is made from plastic.

I will go on a mystery date with you and I will bring breast milk."

Would that be straight from the teat?

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

This has made me hungry now

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over a year ago

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

He’s going Caerphilly ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd Sheik his penis like Shrek shakes his ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or Sheihk should I say

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Or Sheihk should I say"

You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or Sheihk should I say

You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort

A roquefort! Ah it will brie a wonderful day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Sheihk should I say

You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort

A roquefort! Ah it will brie a wonderful day."

Mmm merci beaucoup

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Or Sheihk should I say

You can Sheikh your lemony goodness over me any day! And you’re welcome to bring a barrel of cheese…..we could build a Roquefort

A roquefort! Ah it will brie a wonderful day."

Indeed! We will live out all our feta-shes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn’t and I forgive that person too

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

No...

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Definitely not

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Only if there's red wine to go with it

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By *raham40200Man
over a year ago

Notts

Definitely not

Sexy legs mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I read is promises of cheese and yet, I still do t see a barrel of cheese at my door. Pfft, typical fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take the cheese and go sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give them every inch of me if I could.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd give them every inch of me if I could.

I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheese would just seal the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that barrel of cheese comes along with some bacon and fig jam I will do anything they want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give them every inch of me if I could.

I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge

If its red leicester... you are a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"The cheese would just seal the deal

I reckon this was for Lemon but I'll pretend it was for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cheese would just seal the deal

I reckon this was for Lemon but I'll pretend it was for me

I'll eat your cheese off lemon?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense."

You can turn up with anything you like

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd give them every inch of me if I could.

I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge

If its red leicester... you are a keeper"

It's Red Leicester, mature Cheddar and also Lancashire Bomb. Along with a selection of crackers and quince jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the cheese . I love cheese x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cheese would just seal the deal

I reckon this was for Lemon but I'll pretend it was for me

It was absolutely intended for you, I never skip in threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give them every inch of me if I could.

I think I'd stick around. It depends on the cheese and how big a barrel though. If it's boursin I'm getting the hell out of Dodge

If its red leicester... you are a keeper

It's Red Leicester, mature Cheddar and also Lancashire Bomb. Along with a selection of crackers and quince jelly

I love you and I want your babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the cheese . I love cheese x"

Sorry I got in the way of your reply. I'd absolutely not ditch you

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Use him as the cheese in our sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use him as the cheese in our sandwich

Oh give me your cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Home Bargains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Home Bargains "

Cheese party?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cheese makes me vomit. I can’t even smell the stuff without feeling unwell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone still turned up right? Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This makes no sense - just give me the cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morrison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Poundstretcher

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense."

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)"

Cheesestring!!!

The best of all the cheeses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)

Cheesestring!!!

The best of all the cheeses."

Lady and the Tramp the barrel of cheese strings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)

Cheesestring!!!

The best of all the cheeses.

Lady and the Tramp the barrel of cheese strings

I'd squish his beans. And then eat his fooooool cheddar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no ...even for a cheese freak like me I'd pass on the barrell for this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hell no ...even for a cheese freak like me I'd pass on the barrell for this one "

I would suck the life out of your big toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)

Cheesestring!!!

The best of all the cheeses."

Will you be wearing these cheesestrings in a sort of bikini ensemble that i have to remove just using my teeth....i can dress up like a mouse if it helps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)

Cheesestring!!!

The best of all the cheeses.

Will you be wearing these cheesestrings in a sort of bikini ensemble that i have to remove just using my teeth....i can dress up like a mouse if it helps?

You dress up as a mouse and I'll put a cheesestring up my nostril but we have to do this at midnight today.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's only a bit of banter don't take it seriously.

Say yes if you mean no and don't be a dick. No means no.

I hope this makes sense.

WhatyoutalkinboutSqueezyLemon?

(Btw- what type of cheese, what temperature, how big is the barrel and have they bought one of those warm French sticks with them from Lidl?)

Cheesestring!!!

The best of all the cheeses.

Will you be wearing these cheesestrings in a sort of bikini ensemble that i have to remove just using my teeth....i can dress up like a mouse if it helps?

You dress up as a mouse and I'll put a cheesestring up my nostril but we have to do this at midnight today."

Meh! i'm busy, you'll have to find someone else to indulge your weird kinks Miss ButtonMoon

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

My answer would be variety of cheese dependant…

PS. Am I allowed to nip out for crackers?

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You had me at "barrel of cheese".

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By *ewismixedbbcMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Left em with the Stilton lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would have all the cheese

unless it was under the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would smear each other in cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would smear each other in cheese."

Hi cheese friends

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"We would smear each other in cheese.

Hi cheese friends

Who wouldn’t want a barrel of cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but only because he doesn't want cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why ?! "

Noisy hotel?

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