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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Do you ever see phrases or acronyms at work and think... "how the fuck do people not see that? And burst out laughing?"

Todays "all day DP session with lunch included refining the" flexible shaft with lubricant" design. I mean was i the only one who thought work just got a whole lot more interesting?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Not a double entendre but I got an email and the subject read "Unleashing advanced anal"... I spat my coffee out and nearly fell off my chair. The third word was actually analysis but wasn't displaying fully

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By *eppettoMan
over a year ago

Wye Valley

Oh working life would be so much more fun with acronyms and Euphamisms that were subtle but serious at the same time.

Although the woke police,HR and Health and Safety would be striaght on it.. ..

.but it would be fun to slip on in from time to time.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Not sure if this is urban myth but when Newcastle Poly was to be a University, they were going to be called...

City

University

Newcastle upon

Tyne

It took a sharp secretary who suggested that wasn't a good name. Northumbria University it was instead.

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By *airyboxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Contemporary

Utilities

Network

Technologies

A new examination of the above..

That was a paper we read at lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T.rotters Independent T.raders

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I work in S&M...

No, not that one. Sales and marketing.

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Not really but had someone in an office that loved to ask multiple people each day if they wanted to go for a coffee by saying it like "anyone fuck offe?". Getting away with it made him so pleased with himself.

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Not a double entendre but I got an email and the subject read "Unleashing advanced anal"... I spat my coffee out and nearly fell off my chair. The third word was actually analysis but wasn't displaying fully"

Now that would catch the eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have the full lubricant team, the semi lubricant team and the wet team, rather fitting the wet team are female!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly do bingo at work and when 69 comes up it takes all I have not to say "meal for two with a hairy view" lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I was giggling at "director cum" and "director non cum" the other day. Standing for cumulative and non cumulative NI calculation.

K

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

On our e-mail address list at work several years ago was a lady whose surname was Doubledee. I thought that was very unfortunate and probably not much fun when she was a teenager.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

I hear the word penetration pretty much daily at work.

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I regularly do bingo at work and when 69 comes up it takes all I have not to say "meal for two with a hairy view" lol"
Brilliant

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear the word penetration pretty much daily at work."

Yes same here. Market penetration, process penetration and, my favourite, stakeholder penetration (depends if they're game I suppose)

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

There are quite a few in beauty but it’s people booking in for facials that always makes me giggle

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"There are quite a few in beauty but it’s people booking in for facials that always makes me giggle "

Lmao. Oh yes. And women asking for a Brazilian at a hairdresser. Well, I suppose it IS kind of hairdressing.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"There are quite a few in beauty but it’s people booking in for facials that always makes me giggle

Lmao. Oh yes. And women asking for a Brazilian at a hairdresser. Well, I suppose it IS kind of hairdressing."

They ask for Brazilian in beauty too for waxing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat through a presentation with the acronym TIT that was referenced every other word and on every page and wasn't suitable for coupling .. I was the only person in the room who seemed to notice

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I’m professional and don’t engage in innuendo at work…it’s really not very hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A computer system we used to have to work light shows for gigs had an analysis subroutine it would run.

The screen would flash up ANAL SUB

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I was on a project and we were splitting the work up to Involvement Teams.

One was to be in the Central Location.

So the girls giggled and said we can't call it the Central Location Involvement Team...!

The only bloke in the project (who was married, and assuming he had a sex life with his wife) said loudly "what's wrong with clit?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After doing work for a client, I fancied more of a challenge so started doing work for other clients and getting to grips with their standards. When discussing this with my manager he said that it was "good for me to expose myself to different clients". Took all my self control to keep a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a therapeutic setting and often have in-depth conversation about CBT.

Makes me snirk.

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