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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What did your folks say to you that,looking back we’re absolutely spot on.

My mom would say

“You need to have a bad time to know when you’re having a good time”

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

My dear old Mum said to me, when my parents split up: “It’ll be great, you can have a girlfriend in each city.”

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people

Oh shit, wait that was not my mother. That was Mr Garrison.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Son, never send dick pics to strangers on the internet.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You can't spend your whole life being a whore.

It's true. Sometimes I have to go to work or sleep.

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Keep your precious,precious.

If only I'd have listened

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"You can't spend your whole life being a whore.

It's true. Sometimes I have to go to work or sleep."

Technically! You could narrow that down to just sleep. Combine work and being a whore.

If you really wanted to push it sleep could be removed too...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Keep your precious,precious.

If only I'd have listened "

Those nasty hobbitses took it?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"You can't spend your whole life being a whore.

It's true. Sometimes I have to go to work or sleep.

Technically! You could narrow that down to just sleep. Combine work and being a whore.

If you really wanted to push it sleep could be removed too... "

Nah, I like my actual job. And I'd hate for sex to be actual work instead of something I actively choose to do with people that excite me

I take it more as she meant slut rather than anything as professional as a whore, but that's not really in her standard vocabulary.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I can never wash up without thinking of my mum. She told me

"Never put sharp knives in the water or you'll cut yourself" when I was about 6 and it's stayed with me

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

An old guy said to me in a pub one time

“I wish I listened to the words of me father all those years ago”

I said “ what did he say “

He replied “ I don’t know, I wasn’t listening “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real northern saying up here..

'shy bairns get nowt'

Translation: confidence is key

Also... 'if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind'.....

I now wear glasses

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

"You can't spend your whole life being a whore.

It's true. Sometimes I have to go to work or sleep.

Technically! You could narrow that down to just sleep. Combine work and being a whore.

If you really wanted to push it sleep could be removed too...

Nah, I like my actual job. And I'd hate for sex to be actual work instead of something I actively choose to do with people that excite me

I take it more as she meant slut rather than anything as professional as a whore, but that's not really in her standard vocabulary."

You not a slut or whore your expressive passionate and enjoy pleasure , those traits do not warrant a derogatory term , sorry you was spoke to like that .

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"'shy bairns get nowt'"

I see that phrase at least 5 times a day in my inbox. It does my head in.

Bairns who just throw a FAF in my inbox also get nowt.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Save up for it rather than buy it on credit

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Quote from my mum sadly long departed from this place "You will get king cough sitting on the concrete" (feck knows what king cough was!!!!)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"You not a slut or whore your expressive passionate and enjoy pleasure , those traits do not warrant a derogatory term , sorry you was spoke to like that . "

I am perfectly happy with the term slut. I call myself it, and have no issues with my partners or anyone I care about calling me it.

Strangers are a different matter, but same as when someone shouts "Goth" at me on the street, they're not technically wrong, they're just being assholes about it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its a laugh live it fast it don't last long .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can be more lonely with someone, than being on your own" when i was in a shit relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“There’s never right time for anything. “

Start living in moment.

Don’t exist, make something out of yourself.

You can’t trust nobody, even your own shadow.

People will always leave, you have to be immune for it, so you won’t get hurt.

Mrs

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

My mother used to say “ugly girls like you will always have a more difficult life”.

Kind of spot on now looking back, as I live my life exactly how she didn’t want me to, and I couldn’t be happier.

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"An old guy said to me in a pub one time

“I wish I listened to the words of me father all those years ago”

I said “ what did he say “

He replied “ I don’t know, I wasn’t listening “"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gran always used to tell me “ keep your hand on your ha’penny” before going out.

Oh how times have changed granny

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By *airyboxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"What did your folks say to you that,looking back we’re absolutely spot on.

My mom would say

“You need to have a bad time to know when you’re having a good time”"

Look before you leap into bed, it may not be quite what it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'stick in at school, it's the best year's of your life'

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

My dad said

" Keep your life simple.. don't over complicate it with stuff that's gonna drain your energy, your time, and your wallet.

I've done my best to stick to that...wise words.

Thank you Dad

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

"You not a slut or whore your expressive passionate and enjoy pleasure , those traits do not warrant a derogatory term , sorry you was spoke to like that .

I am perfectly happy with the term slut. I call myself it, and have no issues with my partners or anyone I care about calling me it.

Strangers are a different matter, but same as when someone shouts "Goth" at me on the street, they're not technically wrong, they're just being assholes about it

Very true , I love how you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two things you can count on on life you pay tax and you die, everything else is negotiable" - My Dad

"Either become a hairdresser or Funeral director, you'll always have a job" - My Dad again

He was like some life coach oracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing comes for free in life, you have to work hard for it

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You have to suffer to be beautiful. Cheers mum!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not a lot, to be honest. The most useful things my Dad taught me is how to punch properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad used to say you can't be old and wise without first being young and stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And-a mama used to say all-a time:

"What's-a matter you?

Hey!

Gotta no respect?

What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?

It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place

Ah shaddap-a you face!"

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"And-a mama used to say all-a time:

"What's-a matter you?

Hey!

Gotta no respect?

What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?

It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place

Ah shaddap-a you face!""

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'm comfortable thinking about my parents on a site like this

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

Stop that. You'll go blind

It's taken a while but I AM going need glasses soon.

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