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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Buy a massive strap on. Tell him you will happily give it a go but he needs to know what it feels like first. I suspect he won't ask again

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great minds!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great idea. What if it backfires on me ?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Like the great and wise zammo once said just say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great idea. What if it backfires on me ?

It won't

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great idea. What if it backfires on me ?

If he cleans himself out first it wont be a problem if he backfires

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Like the great and wise zammo once said just say no

How many times should I say no ? Or how many times should he keep asking after i've said no ?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Hmmmmm…..tricky tricky!?!

Need to ponder this for a bit - ultimately it’s your arse hole and should not be pressured into doing something you don’t like but from reading your opening salvo I sense a willingness to try all means and keep this dude happing with a bumming.

Lube up and plunge plastic cocks in and out your balloon knot? Maybe but if you’re going to bust your anus open then why not go for broke and let the dude stretch her open?

Much to consider, much to debate.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Absolutely not granny, it is far from natural and may cause severe health problems, he should just be extremely grateful that he has a wife to cuddle up in bed with.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hmmmmm…..tricky tricky!?!

Lube up and plunge plastic cocks in and out your balloon knot? Maybe but if you’re going to bust your anus open then why not go for broke and let the dude stretch her open?

Much to consider, much to debate."

Wonderful advice! Which part of my O.P. showed a willingness to take part ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Absolutely not granny, it is far from natural and may cause severe health problems, he should just be extremely grateful that he has a wife to cuddle up in bed with."

Damn right Susie ..... damn right!

The cuddle bit I mean. Not the unnatural bit.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Like the great and wise zammo once said just say no

How many times should I say no ? Or how many times should he keep asking after i've said no ?"

Only the once and if he asks again it's time for the rolling pin and you can use that any way you see fit.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great idea. What if it backfires on me ?

Then it could get messy! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

You're in a hole here GC and no mistake.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Not much to add other than it's your body and so your rules, you shouldn't feel pressured to do anything you have no wish to

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not much to add other than it's your body and so your rules, you shouldn't feel pressured to do anything you have no wish to "

Is this a God I see before me?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

You're in a hole here GC and no mistake."

What's the opposite ?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

At the end of the day. No means no. If you don’t want to do it then don’t. But if he is going to keep going on about it then it will ultimately create an impasse.

Find a compromise or a middle ground. We are on fab after all. Maybe you can find him a willing volunteer. Or perhaps find him a sex toy that simulates anal.

Intimately though it’s your body and your choice. If for whatever reason you change your mind from the hard no. Then start slow and start small and buy lube by the gallon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

You're in a hole here GC and no mistake.

What's the opposite ?"

You're not in a hole here GC and I'm mistaken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

He should dump you immediately! Wot's the point in having a women if she won't fuck him the way he wants.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"At the end of the day. No means no. If you don’t want to do it then don’t. But if he is going to keep going on about it then it will ultimately create an impasse.

Find a compromise or a middle ground. We are on fab after all. Maybe you can find him a willing volunteer. Or perhaps find him a sex toy that simulates anal.

Intimately though it’s your body and your choice. If for whatever reason you change your mind from the hard no. Then start slow and start small and buy lube by the gallon! "

Is there any possibility that he, a man, should just fucking not fixate on arse holes and think that he is entitled to fuck one cos it's there ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

He should dump you immediately! Wot's the point in having a women if she won't fuck him the way he wants. "

Precisely his thoughts ! that's what you get a wimmen for.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

You're in a hole here GC and no mistake.

What's the opposite ?

You're not in a hole here GC and I'm mistaken."

I don't think you've ever put a foot wrong Pete.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"At the end of the day. No means no. If you don’t want to do it then don’t. But if he is going to keep going on about it then it will ultimately create an impasse.

Find a compromise or a middle ground. We are on fab after all. Maybe you can find him a willing volunteer. Or perhaps find him a sex toy that simulates anal.

Intimately though it’s your body and your choice. If for whatever reason you change your mind from the hard no. Then start slow and start small and buy lube by the gallon!

Is there any possibility that he, a man, should just fucking not fixate on arse holes and think that he is entitled to fuck one cos it's there ?"

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny I will offer myself to experiment with,let me come to yours stick my spam javelin in your fartbox,see if you like it or not......sorted

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Tell him to fuck off!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"At the end of the day. No means no. If you don’t want to do it then don’t. But if he is going to keep going on about it then it will ultimately create an impasse.

Find a compromise or a middle ground. We are on fab after all. Maybe you can find him a willing volunteer. Or perhaps find him a sex toy that simulates anal.

Intimately though it’s your body and your choice. If for whatever reason you change your mind from the hard no. Then start slow and start small and buy lube by the gallon!

Is there any possibility that he, a man, should just fucking not fixate on arse holes and think that he is entitled to fuck one cos it's there ?

I mean in an ideal world that would be the expectation yes. But think of this GC. In your experience when have you ever known a man to stop trying to make their point, shut up and carry on? It doesn’t matter what you tell him he will still fixate on it. Best you can hope for is he doesn’t bring up the topic with you again. "
Fair do's Bob ... I've asked him to let me hang anvils from his ball bag but he says he doesn't want to. I keep asking. Is it okay for me to keep thinking about anvils hanging from ball bags and finding someone else to do it with ?

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

No means no!

That's it!

"All my friend's wife's let them do it!"

Bollocks! Why not ask them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a very spicy curry, take some laxatives and then offer up your busted date, the second he pokes the chocky starfish, bear down and turn him brown.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tell him to fuck off! "

Oh Sir ! Such forthright attitude doth maketh my sphinctre gapeth....

I don't swear as a rule but I might if he asks again.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

what part of no doesnt he understand,,,

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No means no!

That's it!

"All my friend's wife's let them do it!"

Bollocks! Why not ask them?"

Even if he buys me flowers and loads of lube ?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"At the end of the day. No means no. If you don’t want to do it then don’t. But if he is going to keep going on about it then it will ultimately create an impasse.

Find a compromise or a middle ground. We are on fab after all. Maybe you can find him a willing volunteer. Or perhaps find him a sex toy that simulates anal.

Intimately though it’s your body and your choice. If for whatever reason you change your mind from the hard no. Then start slow and start small and buy lube by the gallon!

Is there any possibility that he, a man, should just fucking not fixate on arse holes and think that he is entitled to fuck one cos it's there ?

I mean in an ideal world that would be the expectation yes. But think of this GC. In your experience when have you ever known a man to stop trying to make their point, shut up and carry on? It doesn’t matter what you tell him he will still fixate on it. Best you can hope for is he doesn’t bring up the topic with you again. Fair do's Bob ... I've asked him to let me hang anvils from his ball bag but he says he doesn't want to. I keep asking. Is it okay for me to keep thinking about anvils hanging from ball bags and finding someone else to do it with ?"

You can think what you want. If he persists I might think of a different way to use the anvils and the Ball bags lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what part of no doesnt he understand,,,"

I think it's he Nuh ... he just stares at the O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England."

Onward Christian soldiers

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great idea. What if it backfires on me ?

Nobody wants Backfiring pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or peg him first and see how he likes if if he agrees to it

Then say no anyway

Great idea. What if it backfires on me ?

If he cleans himself out first it wont be a problem if he backfires "

I'm pissing myself at this

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

As people say ask him to accept a strap on up his arse so he knows how it feels..... I have only ever really done anal if the lady asks me to. Its not my preference.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

Are you married? If so, whats yours is his, his is yours and all that.

It's part of the ring exchange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Love your approach but detecting high levels of sarcasm, so funny tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom."

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The replies on this thread are so funny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Can I think of Ibiza instead.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh just stick a little finger in every evening and think about a sexy man who isn't your partner.

You'll end up loving it and wanting bigger.

You may even move on to a sexy partner

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By *sianflower77Woman
over a year ago

Emerald City

"Like the great and wise zammo once said just say no

How many times should I say no ? Or how many times should he keep asking after i've said no ?"

No means no and like some of the other commenters stated offer to peg him first see how he likes the sound of that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

Are you married? If so, whats yours is his, his is yours and all that.

It's part of the ring exchange "

We wouldn't be exchanging rings. He'd just be lending mine for a while.......

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You do know if he licks your bum hole first you'll be begging for it?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

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lol at the end of the day the shits with him either way

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh just stick a little finger in every evening and think about a sexy man who isn't your partner.

You'll end up loving it and wanting bigger.

You may even move on to a sexy partner

If you don't mind me sticking a little finger in .... i'll do that for you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You do know if he licks your bum hole first you'll be begging for it?"

I have heard of this .....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh just stick a little finger in every evening and think about a sexy man who isn't your partner.

You'll end up loving it and wanting bigger.

You may even move on to a sexy partner

If you don't mind me sticking a little finger in .... i'll do that for you."

When you see how much I'm enjoying it you'll want it too.

Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Can I think of Ibiza instead. "

As long as you yell GOD SAVE THE KING at the important moments then Ibiza will be a satisfactory substitute

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh just stick a little finger in every evening and think about a sexy man who isn't your partner.

You'll end up loving it and wanting bigger.

You may even move on to a sexy partner

If you don't mind me sticking a little finger in .... i'll do that for you.

When you see how much I'm enjoying it you'll want it too.

Trust me."

OMG ...... My very fist bum chum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa."

With decorum, decency and a stiff upper lip

best of British to all taking part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a massive strap on. Tell him you will happily give it a go but he needs to know what it feels like first. I suspect he won't ask again

A fwb did this with me. Needless to say both of our bumholes took a plundering eventually.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Lube is overrated Granny just get him to take a run up it will just tickle.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa.

With decorum, decency and a stiff upper lip

best of British to all taking part! "

Yes yes quite right!

I like the cut of your jib…..hopefully we have been of some help to the OP.

Not sure about flying off to Mediterranean islands for a bumming tho. To be bummed is typically English and should a bumming occur then by god be bummed in England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

He's been watching too much porn if he thinks lots of men are having anal sex with their wives. The majority don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should be grateful for what he has and must respect your limitations and boundaries and understand fully that no means no and it's not going to change don't bow down to his boyish persistent whining

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa.

With decorum, decency and a stiff upper lip

best of British to all taking part!

Yes yes quite right!

I like the cut of your jib…..hopefully we have been of some help to the OP.

Not sure about flying off to Mediterranean islands for a bumming tho. To be bummed is typically English and should a bumming occur then by god be bummed in England."

Sweetheart, everyone in England is being shafted !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He should be grateful for what he has and must respect your limitations and boundaries and understand fully that no means no and it's not going to change don't bow down to his boyish persistent whining

I won't ! Thank you for your kind words. He's a whiner... a fucking whiner.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa.

With decorum, decency and a stiff upper lip

best of British to all taking part!

Yes yes quite right!

I like the cut of your jib…..hopefully we have been of some help to the OP.

Not sure about flying off to Mediterranean islands for a bumming tho. To be bummed is typically English and should a bumming occur then by god be bummed in England.

Sweetheart, everyone in England is being shafted !"

Exactly….so stay and get royally arse fucked with the rest of us.

Save a bit on travel expenses too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

He's been watching too much porn if he thinks lots of men are having anal sex with their wives. The majority don't."

Are you using safe searching ? I see bums .......

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Some people just produce inordinant amounts of waste so douching just isn't good enough and in fact for some produces more and how you or anyone could do arse to mouth is unfathomable

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Some people just produce inordinant amounts of waste so douching just isn't good enough and in fact for some produces more and how you or anyone could do arse to mouth is unfathomable

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douching produces more i should have said lol

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over a year ago

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa.

With decorum, decency and a stiff upper lip

best of British to all taking part!

Yes yes quite right!

I like the cut of your jib…..hopefully we have been of some help to the OP.

Not sure about flying off to Mediterranean islands for a bumming tho. To be bummed is typically English and should a bumming occur then by god be bummed in England."

I think we’ve been most helpful. Now, tea and a good queue beckons!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Granny we all know men love anal. We all know men expect to do what they love whether we like it or not. Bend over, lube up and think of England

Wonderful wonderful…..King Solomon could not have adjudicated more wisely.

For God and for England.

Onward Christian soldiers

Bravo indeed - a bayonet to the arse hole is a small price to pay for freedom.

We all have to take one for queen and country every so often! Ooh, king and country I mean

King, Queen….it’s irrelevant once one assumes to position ready for incoming anal.

It’s how once composes one’s self during the melee of ooh argh ouch whoa.

With decorum, decency and a stiff upper lip

best of British to all taking part!

Yes yes quite right!

I like the cut of your jib…..hopefully we have been of some help to the OP.

Not sure about flying off to Mediterranean islands for a bumming tho. To be bummed is typically English and should a bumming occur then by god be bummed in England.

I think we’ve been most helpful. Now, tea and a good queue beckons! "

Thank the lord you said tea.

Enjoy and remember - stay Golden

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

Dump him. Find someone respectful of your boundaries.

How would he feel if your fantasy was to drug him and watch him abused by 10 guys. Bet he wouldn’t so fucking keen then would he.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?"

For a moment I could almost smell the powerful tang of love. It was going great wasn’t it?

So much powerful lust - but alas it was just my gym bag musk.

I scoot off now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dump him. Find someone respectful of your boundaries.

How would he feel if your fantasy was to drug him and watch him abused by 10 guys. Bet he wouldn’t so fucking keen then would he. "

Correct! He'd think no meant no then.

P.S. Who told you my fantasy?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?

For a moment I could almost smell the powerful tang of love. It was going great wasn’t it?

So much powerful lust - but alas it was just my gym bag musk.

I scoot off now."

Gym Bag..... the scent of a man

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?"
no the power of suggestion the only thing i can smell is shit loads of dogs round here

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?

For a moment I could almost smell the powerful tang of love. It was going great wasn’t it?

So much powerful lust - but alas it was just my gym bag musk.

I scoot off now.

Gym Bag..... the scent of a man"

Yes - man!

Tough no nonsense man. Tough talking ambitious man.

Somewhere in here?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?

For a moment I could almost smell the powerful tang of love. It was going great wasn’t it?

So much powerful lust - but alas it was just my gym bag musk.

I scoot off now.

Gym Bag..... the scent of a man

Yes - man!

Tough no nonsense man. Tough talking ambitious man.

Somewhere in here?"

I think I love you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it's testosterone .....

Is that you Tom ?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Sniff ..... I smell a love in! Can anyone else smell that ?

For a moment I could almost smell the powerful tang of love. It was going great wasn’t it?

So much powerful lust - but alas it was just my gym bag musk.

I scoot off now.

Gym Bag..... the scent of a man

Yes - man!

Tough no nonsense man. Tough talking ambitious man.

Somewhere in here?

I think I love you "

I’m not the droid you’re looking for.

You can go about your business.

Move along move along.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Spurned by a Golden Pole ....

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Spurned by a Golden Pole .... "

Shit happens GC.

I once got spurned by 20 women I messaged on fabs……you know what I told myself?

Shit happens.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Or am I just playing a hard to get man???

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA

Why should you be forced to do something you don't want too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Spurned by a Golden Pole ....

Shit happens GC.

I once got spurned by 20 women I messaged on fabs……you know what I told myself?

Shit happens."

Such a tough upright solid Pole......

You're the kind of Pole this country needs...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Or am I just playing a hard to get man???"

mmmmm more like denial .....deflection and denial.

And you know what denial is don't you ?

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over a year ago

"Spurned by a Golden Pole ....

Shit happens GC.

I once got spurned by 20 women I messaged on fabs……you know what I told myself?

Shit happens."

Very true. Especially with anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

He's been watching too much porn if he thinks lots of men are having anal sex with their wives. The majority don't.

Are you using safe searching ? I see bums .......

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safe searching..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep checking your chair cushions dont get replaced with slippery butt plugs of ever increasing size before you sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a spicy curry and let him have his way

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh just stick a little finger in every evening and think about a sexy man who isn't your partner.

You'll end up loving it and wanting bigger.

You may even move on to a sexy partner

If you don't mind me sticking a little finger in .... i'll do that for you.

When you see how much I'm enjoying it you'll want it too.

Trust me.

OMG ...... My very fist bum chum. "

We can have a fisting 69 play date

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Eat a spicy curry and let him have his way "

Better still, rub chilli oil into your rectum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spicy curry and let him have his way

Better still, rub chilli oil into your rectum."

That’s why I like you !!

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over a year ago

"I do not like anal sex. I do not want anal sex. My partner wants anal sex and keeps telling me how deprived he is. He has said that other men are lucky because their wives let them have anal sex.

Should I try it even though I know I don't like it and I have said no?

Should I give in and let him stick his cock in my arse hole even though I don't want this sex act and have said so ?

Should I stock up on lube and toys and break myself in like a horse or get a friend to train me how to do something I don't want?

Thank you for your kind consideration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say no end of story or stick something up his arse and ask him if he still wants to do it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping that this is a somewhat satirical or light hearted question but on the off chance it’s not let’s just remind everyone here that no-one should ever be coerced, persuaded, guilted or swayed into trying something that they don’t want to do.

Your limits are your limits and no one has the right to ask you to change them.

Of course if it’s something you’re not sure of and want to at least try then that’s different but it sounds like in that case you’re pretty sure it’s not.

So no. Don’t try it, tell him no and let that be the end of it.

Here endth today’s lesson , go in peace

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Tell him in a firm voice that its a no and never to ask again your body your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a massive strap on. Tell him you will happily give it a go but he needs to know what it feels like first. I suspect he won't ask again

I think he would take one for the team

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