FabSwingers.com forum: Insta-Block

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: For a bit of fun, I hereby do task you to come up with the most repellant first message (within site rules, obviously) that you can muster.

I imply the sort of woefully inept and/or vulgar introduction that will guarantee to make whoever is unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end, hit that block button faster than….well something very fast frankly.

I’ll start you off to give you the gist of it:

‘F’kin ‘ell Luv! You got some great titties! I’d luv to shoot my bollock chutney all over ‘em! FAF?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone offer to shit on me.

I declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had someone offer to shit on me.

I declined. "

Had the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had someone offer to shit on me.

I declined. "

Hey, i did say 'please'

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I had someone offer to shit on me.

I declined.

Hey, i did say 'please'"

And were your manners appreciated? This is what’s wrong with fab these days, you can’t respectfully ask to shit on someone without the woke brigade weighing in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually if they want me to watch them wank. Or are derogatory, insulting. Persistent.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"(address 40 miles away).

Get here in 30 minutes, you'll pleasure me, and you'll be grateful"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hey hun. Fancy coming munging with me?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Munging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that’s all my chat up lines gone!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy making me cum on the phone while my wife/girlfriend is busy downstairs".

off you fuck to my block list. Px

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Munging?"

Urban Dictionary shall reveal the answer thou seek….

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Munging?

Urban Dictionary shall reveal the answer thou seek….

I’ll not Google it, I’m to scared

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

“I’d love to bang the fuck out of that bitch. While you watch. She looks like a limousine- I’ll make her a banger”

Words fail me

Mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Me and my two mates are out in the car and we’re close by , want picked up so you can suck us all off”

No thank you hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Fancy coming round and letting me suck you off? I’m clean and discreet.”

Terribly sorry, I’m not gay x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"“I’d love to bang the fuck out of that bitch. While you watch. She looks like a limousine- I’ll make her a banger”

Words fail me

Mrs m"

Too much? Let’s start with a social at which I can finger blast you on the park bench

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Hi, did you see the football last night?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Munging?

Urban Dictionary shall reveal the answer thou seek….

I’ll not Google it, I’m to scared

I recommend that you don't. It's rough as fook

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Hi, did you see the football last night?"

Yes…FAF

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"wuu2 bb? My mate has a stag night tonight, we need a slag for a gangbang. No we've never even had sex with the lights on before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, did you see the football last night?"

The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"“I’d love to bang the fuck out of that bitch. While you watch. She looks like a limousine- I’ll make her a banger”

Words fail me

Mrs m

Too much? Let’s start with a social at which I can finger blast you on the park bench"

Maybe not the park bench …. But ok

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"I need to discharge in your fuck tunnel."

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hi, did you see the football last night?

Yes…FAF

Only if you promise never to mention football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my type sorry but £80 and you can fuck me"

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hi, did you see the football last night?

The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in"

I think I know this quote from a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo chuckles. It's me lunch an me ballox need emptying. Let me stretch your dirtbox babe. Fab sez your close n I just done roddin the drain at #4 when yo phat azz wobbled past. Be quick yeah, I int got long."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, did you see the football last night?

The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

I think I know this quote from a film"

It's from the IT Crowd

And it's see the thing about Arsenal. I messed up the punchline

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I had one on my solo profile that was essentially a very long written graphic description of what he was going to do to me and how he was going to use me and how I'd enjoy every second of it

Tinder

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I had one on my solo profile that was essentially a very long written graphic description of what he was going to do to me and how he was going to use me and how I'd enjoy every second of it

Tinder "

I don't miss those at all.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hi, did you see the football last night?

The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

I think I know this quote from a film

It's from the IT Crowd

And it's see the thing about Arsenal. I messed up the punchline

How did I not remember that!

I’ve spent more hours watching the IT crowd than I’d ever admit

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Alrite darlin; I’m a trained proctologist and really want to stick my thumb up your arse…..you game?’

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

‘Please can I eat your shit I don’t want anything in return’

‘Shag, my hotel, now’

A solid no from me

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Ow do Wench? I seen your pics; now I wanna destroy yer rear hatch and give yer record breaking haemorrhoids.

…..Would you care to come for a cream tea with me?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking my ass with a banana wanna watch me eat it?

Ewww no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t block because of the message, but more so because I doubt of the legitimacy of the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna fuck your arse dry and slap your pussy til it bleeds

Yep that one got blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna fuck your arse dry and slap your pussy til it bleeds

Yep that one got blocked. "

Before anyone asks, this one ^ was from me.

Proud moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told someone was going to smash my back doors in today. Genuinely got up and locked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""fancy making me cum on the phone while my wife/girlfriend is busy downstairs".

off you fuck to my block list. Px

Please take me back off it

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By *otstuff2123Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bounce on this

and many many others ah.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I had someone offer to shit on me.

I declined. "

I had someone ask me to shit in their mouth.

I declined... at first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna fuck your arse dry and slap your pussy til it bleeds

Yep that one got blocked.

Before anyone asks, this one ^ was from me.

Proud moment

Maybe I was just feeling a bit delicate that day. Sorry for blocking

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By *urious is the VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth

"Munging?"

I have just vomited!

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