FabSwingers.com forum: Self verification

By *ood You Kindly OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was joking with another member about verifying ourselves. If you could verify yourself, what would it say?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Snarky bitch. Gives good head but is probably a plant to drive up business for talk therapists. Knows basic hygiene. Shows up when she says she will. I've had worse.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

mature gentleman great body fucks like demon,, never bin blocked

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hahahaha

I love this

THE best EVER at the sex things obvs.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Like if you ordered a man from Wish. Couldn't find the clitoris if it was bright pink and looked like a button. Had to ask if he was in and he had already finished. Avoid.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Hahahaha

I love this

THE best EVER at the sex things obvs.

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,, only joking,, x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him

I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him

I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?"

Seriously? All I want is the opportunity for you to give me a negative review

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him

I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?"

*sniggers*

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Does what it says on the tin .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, what can I say guys? This one will literally NEVER turn up time and will be shooing you out the door before you've uttered your last 'oh god'. Big boobs though and a decent ride."

Swings and roundabouts

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I was joking with another member about verifying ourselves. If you could verify yourself, what would it say?"

Makes a lovely cuppa.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I was joking with another member about verifying ourselves. If you could verify yourself, what would it say?

Makes a lovely cuppa."

Sold, that's wife material right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much like a moped.

Great fun to ride, but emarassing if your mates see you on it!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him

I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?"

I dread to think what I'd end up getting...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is who she says she is. Vaguely capable of making tea. Tolerable company.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Very much like a moped.

Great fun to ride, but emarassing if your mates see you on it!"

You're amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very much like a moped.

Great fun to ride, but emarassing if your mates see you on it!

You're amazing! "

Pfffft.

I am ok. For a 6'+ bird with bloke shoulders.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I was joking with another member about verifying ourselves. If you could verify yourself, what would it say?"
I've actually done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both are mature for their age. Not in a good way - they cut a social short to make sure they could go to bed at 8pm to read for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both are mature for their age. Not in a good way - they cut a social short to make sure they could go to bed at 8pm to read for an hour.

Lol

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Has a great sense of humour, which he needs if he thinks he'll get many meets here.

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Better than a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"met this lady for a social and flirted with me wearing a very low cut top, decided to go back to her place, I got on better with her cat as her conversation skills were shit to say the least but made a good cup of tea (loose leaf, Yorkshire blend for the tea lovers) after we tried the bedroom Olympics, however my new best friend that is this ladies cat didn't really seem to like me going at it and decided to use me as a strencing post (his claws!). After cleaning myself up with some TCP (the torrent of little marks on my body the little crap bag did to me will take some explaining to the wife), I drink my tea and left.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

There not bad, they make an awesome coffee though.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny is stunning, funny, sharp as a razor and tasted of rainbows, only downside was some guy that sat right next to her and tried to join the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless. Avoid at all cost!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Found him in the hot tub. Chatty, flirty, myopic, but decent enough for his age.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Avoid like the plague, unless you are patient.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.

Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always been you x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is a bit good

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can pick up tennis balls off the floor with my suction skills. You’ll have to guess what set of lips I use for that. Would meet again.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.

Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle."

It would appear madam that you've got the job .

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

“He had bigger boobs than me. 0/10”

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I'm delightfully difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic boobs and very enthusiastic which really make up for the rest .

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.

Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.

It would appear madam that you've got the job ."

Well thank you very much.

And I don't even need to put out.

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

More grey in his beard than a Royal Navy ship, but sense of humour of a 12 year old reading Viz for the first time. He is the social equivalent of eating soup with a broken fork.

Came to mine to talk about my hamster collection, I turned my back and he was folding my laundry and had done my dishes. What a star!

When I said "oh, you're perfect, I could marry you!" he answered "there's no need to be offensive" and left!

Why won't you answer my messages or calls? Was it something I did? I have guinea pigs too for your to meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks nothing like her pictures

Shit shag

Talks too much

Will suck you off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raging ginger flag with more issues than China has sheep.

vicious and volatile.

complete catfish, and shit head game, however does have a decent rack to look at, so enter at your own risk.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I actually had a veri that only said 'he turned up' and I don't think I'd want to top that level of praise.

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By *ood You Kindly OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some of these are hilarious, well done everyone. One thing I will say though is, virtually everyone laid right into themselves. I hope you don’t actually think you’re all shit lays & not worth meeting. You’ve all got a decent sense of humour at least

I’m sure it’s all in good humour but I wanted to say just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always late, worth the wait

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Exactly as she said on her profile. Should have believed what she said. 100% would not recommend.”

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Mrs talks to much and I've seen bigger boobs on a cat but if you close your eyes she's not too bad, Mr is funny and a very patient man to put up with her . Would consider meeting again if she wears a muzzle

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

He's actually not quite as abrasive as he can come across in the forums at times and the only reason she hooked up with him is because he's used witchcraft on her to think he's actually Henry Cavill. She definitely has more hair and it's touch and go who sucks like a dyson more.

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

Said he liked bungie jumping, looks like the bungie had been a tad too long a few times. Good point, borrowed the tongue of Venom.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Like having sex with a garden broom but at least he has the brush in the middle. Should have left him in the shed.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Turned up on time and left soon after. The bit inbetween wasn't all bad.

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

Had to take a call. Came back in to find him making a dildo out of my sons leggo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distinctly average in all departments except for his tea making skill, absolutely superb.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Always shower fresh and ready to meet, a real genuine stud muffin, can lick for hours, don't pass him up people, never takes his socks off tho'

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Talks too much. Laughs too much. Flirts like hell, but needs a neon sign & a billboard saying “can we do the sex now please”.

Nice enough though, if you like that kind of thing…

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Go on then verify me just from my profile

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.

Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.

It would appear madam that you've got the job .

Well thank you very much.

And I don't even need to put out.

Well in current economic climate

We do need employees to be flexible and open to doing overtime

And catering to the bosses needs

But I'm sure with your work ethic it won't put you out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is simple;

AVERAGE IN EVERY WAY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An absolute bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very much like a moped.

Great fun to ride, but emarassing if your mates see you on it!"

Haha made Me chuckle

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Nice enough bloke but it was odd he turned up in a dressing gown.

No trouble, didn’t wander off and brought his own mug.

Has an extra hand where his balls should be. Sounds weird but no mess at the end and he tickled my bummole while he knobbed me.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Bat shit crazy! Avoid! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This asshole gave a piss enema to my Nan Nora who loves to explore things.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Legend. Gets the beers in

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Mad Irish fella but really just a cuddly Teddy bear

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Well what can I say? Treat him with respect and he'll treat you with sarcasm and some sub-par dick.

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What a sarcastic bastard, didn't know if I should be laughing or hiding under the covers. Wouldn’t let me even put a pinky in his arse but wouldn't leave mine alone.

Having said all of the above, he's a complete dream and made sure I felt comfortable and I left feeling like I didn't have any fluids in my body

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“Not actually Scottish.”

(I mean, that’s basically what Boo said when she left me a veri. Felt like I’d been reported to trading standards.)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Well-meaning happy chappy who tries to be inclusive and has had trials for the GB flirting team; also likes colourful pants.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"“Not actually Scottish.”

(I mean, that’s basically what Boo said when she left me a veri. Felt like I’d been reported to trading standards.)"

The amount of times I've spoken to people that expect me to sound Welsh

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Always late, worth the wait"

Hold on, are you my wife?

"This one will literally NEVER turn up time and will be shooing you out the door before you've uttered your last 'oh god'. Big boobs though and a decent ride."

And are you my EX-wife?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Shags well for an old ugly bugger

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Looks nothing like her pictures

Shit shag

Talks too much

Will suck you off though. "

I'm sold

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"“Not actually Scottish.”

(I mean, that’s basically what Boo said when she left me a veri. Felt like I’d been reported to trading standards.)"

Neither am I. Flag of convenience

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Very good at wanking... And kissing. That's about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you havent got a stairlift or defibrillator give this guy a swerve. Apart from that not a bad bloke...

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.

Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.

It would appear madam that you've got the job .

Well thank you very much.

And I don't even need to put out.

Well in current economic climate

We do need employees to be flexible and open to doing overtime

And catering to the bosses needs

But I'm sure with your work ethic it won't put you out ."

I'm very flexible.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him

I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?

I dread to think what I'd end up getting...

Laid. I'm pretty sure that's what you'd be getting

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Slim, large cock, extremely handsome, fucks like a demon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Super human. Stared directly into the sun and didn't get eye-spots. 10/10, would recommend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did his best

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What once was , now no longer is but what is is pretty fucking fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m no bad, but I’ll leave it up to you to decide

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