FabSwingers.com forum: Cake or sex

By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Cake or sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

It's the only one of the two I can get

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sex (with cake for afters)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fussed about either right now tbh. I'd take the sex for a workout if I had to choose

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

why not cake after sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the cake that’s on offer.

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By *oastalloversCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Sex (with cake for afters)

That order sounds delicious.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't need anymore cake... I will always need more sex!

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Cake eaten off the beautiful body of a bubble female covered in whipped cream and not stopping till the last crumb leaves her dairy smeared skin…..

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I don’t like cake. Except cheesecake.

So - I’ll take the sex please.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"I don’t like cake. Except cheesecake.

So - I’ll take the sex please. "

But do you like cheesy sex?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Both? Both. Both is good.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What type of cake

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"What type of cake "

Jaffa cakes.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"What type of cake

Jaffa cakes. "

Now there a choice .

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I don’t like cake. Except cheesecake.

So - I’ll take the sex please.

But do you like cheesy sex?

I’m going to go with…..

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"I don’t like cake. Except cheesecake.

So - I’ll take the sex please.

But do you like cheesy sex?

I’m going to go with…..

Not a good combination….

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What type of cake. I’ve been enjoying lemon drizzle recently and it’s become a bit of an addiction I must say

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Cake

No, sex

No, cake

No, sex

No, cake

Arrrrghhh! This is impossible!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sex evertime,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a very fine line

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"I don’t like cake. Except cheesecake.

So - I’ll take the sex please. "

Sadly it's with me

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Cake, because I can have a cake, then another cake, then another cake. The first 2 cakes don't get jealous and attack me then throw drinks at the other cakes.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm easily swayed by a good lemon drizzle...

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"better than sex" cake?

Yes, it's a real thing. You can find lots of recipes for it online.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Well this is easy... have sex with cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, there's less clean up required after cake!

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

Depends what cake and depends what sex

But coconut cake during amazing sex sounds delicious

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Both please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't anyone heard the expression "Stud muffin" lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex (with cake for afters)

Another for this!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Depends what cake is on offer

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

It's one or the other guys, some people just want to have their cake and eat it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be cake owning to the situation.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

What kind of cake is it? And what kind of sex?

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Not really into cake so I will say sex

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I don’t eat cake so…

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Depends on the cake, depends on the sex

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Sex, I don't like cake unless it's cheese cake but, still sex.

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Apparently, I’m a feeder so I’ll give you all some cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake , I can destroy a Colin caterpillar cake (other caterpillar cakes are available)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Sex, I don’t like cake

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cake , I can destroy a Colin caterpillar cake (other caterpillar cakes are available) "

Hell yes

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Sex, I don’t like cake "

Can I have your cake please?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Sex, I don’t like cake "

Not even lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, unless it's a cheesecake or homemade Victoria sponge cake... decisions, decisions

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sex, I don’t like cake

Can I have your cake please?

Of course

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sex, I don’t like cake

Not even lemon drizzle "

Especially not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, unless it's a cheesecake or homemade Victoria sponge cake... decisions, decisions

homemade victoria sponge cake isn’t within my skill set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, I don’t like cake

Can I have your cake please?

You can have my cock, dammit, I mean you can have my cake too

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Sex, I don’t like cake

Can I have your cake please?

Of course

Thank you Nora.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Sex, I don’t like cake

Not even lemon drizzle

Especially not "

I'll get mi coat !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sex, I don’t like cake

Not even lemon drizzle

Especially not

I'll get mi coat !"

Hang on. You haven’t pulled PP!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Sex and then cake please.

And maybe sex again

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Put your hands together and have cake sex

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"What kind of cake is it? And what kind of sex?

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vanilla cake, vanilla sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, unless it's a cheesecake or homemade Victoria sponge cake... decisions, decisions

homemade victoria sponge cake isn’t within my skill set "

I'm willing to forgive you if you give me devil cheesecake instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, unless it's a cheesecake or homemade Victoria sponge cake... decisions, decisions

homemade victoria sponge cake isn’t within my skill set

I'm willing to forgive you if you give me devil cheesecake instead

Aww can’t we bake one together then do something else whilst we wait?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake, unless it's coffee and walnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, unless it's a cheesecake or homemade Victoria sponge cake... decisions, decisions

homemade victoria sponge cake isn’t within my skill set

I'm willing to forgive you if you give me devil cheesecake instead

Aww can’t we bake one together then do something else whilst we wait?

We can tidy up, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randomly looking at pics on local profiles, most people go for the cake

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

There is a 'Better than sex' cake, sadly I've never had the pleasure, so can't say if true...

Anybody tried it and can verify if it justifies the bold naming?

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

100% sex. A decent gooey brownie is a different matter and will depend on the quality of sex and the partner/ a involved.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

How could it be cake? Really?

Give me toe curlingly intense sex, the sort where I forget my name with every thrust or touch and it's like a perfect maelstrom of want, lust, desire and need.

Followed be cheesecake. Cherry. Homemade.

Ta.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"How could it be cake? Really?

Give me toe curlingly intense sex, the sort where I forget my name with every thrust or touch and it's like a perfect maelstrom of want, lust, desire and need.

Followed be cheesecake. Cherry. Homemade.

Ta."
how about eating cake off your body and then sex

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By *rof SalamanderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

What kinda cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy a slice of cake but desire sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choc cake after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How could it be cake? Really?

Give me toe curlingly intense sex, the sort where I forget my name with every thrust or touch and it's like a perfect maelstrom of want, lust, desire and need.

Followed be cheesecake. Cherry. Homemade.

Ta."

Best I can do is cake icing and sprinkles spread on some cheeks

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Neither

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

What kind of cake?

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sex. then I will have the cake

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"What kind of cake?

Banana.

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By *ngelLordCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Cake on a sexy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex then a lemon drizzle cake then sex again x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Sex then brownies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m losing my mojo lately and I don’t like cake. So this is a bad thread to enter.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... are folk having cake

without me??!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Depends.

Victoria sponge or sex with my favourite people? Sex.

Carrot cake or sex with a pretty nobody? Carrot cake.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Right now I'm far too tired and lacking energy for it to be good sex, so I'll pick cake.

My answer may change as the day goes on or tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating cake now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. Though a gooey chocolate cake might be involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cak, sex then cake again. Followed by sex

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Neither at this moment in time. Maybe both later

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"Depends.

Victoria sponge or sex with my favourite people? Sex.

Carrot cake or sex with a pretty nobody? Carrot cake."

Carrot cake is the work of the devil. Give me a freshly baked Victoria Sponge any day.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Right now I'm far too tired and lacking energy for it to be good sex, so I'll pick cake.

My answer may change as the day goes on or tomorrow. "

So cake then sex?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cak, sex then cake again. Followed by sex"

Eat Cake, Sex, Repeat ... catchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cak, sex then cake again. Followed by sex

Eat Cake, Sex, Repeat ... catchy!

Could be our Eurovision entry

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

It's too cold for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's too cold for sex."

Not with my fleece sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some cheese and onion crisps instead of either?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Obviously sex

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"Obviously sex

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I'd out the effort in but cant message you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

both food sex can be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone left the cake out in the rain and I don't think I can take cos it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Someone left the cake out in the rain and I don't think I can take cos it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again

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Poor Donna she loved cake too. haha

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By *trawberry shortcake 9999Woman
over a year ago

Tonight it's cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating cake in a sexy way. My other half does that..

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Hmmm tis a tough one

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

How about sex and then cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm refusing to choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex when horny, cake when hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since being diagnosed with diabetes not having either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm refusing to choose"

Then you might end up with leftovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By *rDxxMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want red velvet cake now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating cake in a sexy way. My other half does that..

I have chocolate fondant fresh from the oven. Want to watch me eat it now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make cakes but only have sex with my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is cake on the table I would push that out of the way and onto the floor…

Id then lift the woman up, and lay her down in front of me, open her legs and slide myself in between them as I sit down on a chair.

Then, I will then start to lift her skirt up, take off her knickers, and she knows I’m going to taste the most delicious thing in that room…..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Sexy sexy cake please.

I had sex a few hours ago, but it's been a week since I had cake.

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By *ilingual76Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

I love a slightly moist cake, but no soggy bottom...I love very moist sex and a soggy bottom could be a bonus...it's a difficult choice...anyone like a fishcake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffinately sex!.....with cake as a re-energising snack between rounds! mrsC x

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I love a slightly moist cake, but no soggy bottom...I love very moist sex and a soggy bottom could be a bonus...it's a difficult choice...anyone like a fishcake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hard too refuse a lovely lady or a chocolate sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its good sex. I'll take sex.

If its bad sex, I'll take cake, and a wank.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Can I have sex then cake?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I just had cake... I am hoping for some of the sex a bit later

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"I just had cake... I am hoping for some of the sex a bit later

Tart!!!

Well it’s a type of cake isn’t it??

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

The cake is a lie

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bucks/London/Oxford

Watching C4, cake is sex… Feedism? Gainers? Wtf?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’ve already had far too much cake

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Sex, a cake break then more sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, a cake break then more sex! "

I like the way you think

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cake cause atleast there's chance of getting some ??

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’ve already had far too much cake"

... there's such a thing as 'too much

cake'??!

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Cake or sex?"

Why no cake with sex? What madness would stop such a great joy! This cannot stand, we must unite and end the madness (superhero) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"I’ve already had far too much cake

... there's such a thing as 'too much

cake'??!

There is in one sitting… or at least until you can’t physically fit any more in

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By *rLordMan
over a year ago

Swadlincote

Cake with sex so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex first then cake unless whipped cream is involved

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

I came here to eat cake and have sex...

and I've just finished my cake

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sex every time. Halloumi Fries or sex though... now that's a quandry.

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By *otdayMan
over a year ago

Reading

I do like cake

But sex every time ??

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

Sex...

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By *exualPleasuresMan
over a year ago

west Yorkshire

Cake with sex or sex with a cake (a real apple pie moment)?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’ve already had far too much cake

... there's such a thing as 'too much

cake'??!

There is in one sitting… or at least until you can’t physically fit any more in"

Just have to pace yourself

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"I’ve already had far too much cake

... there's such a thing as 'too much

cake'??!

There is in one sitting… or at least until you can’t physically fit any more in

Just have to pace yourself

In ALL things…

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