FabSwingers.com forum: How do you carry your condoms in a sex club?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're naked, or in your towel, happily enjoying the sights and sounds of the club...

Someone catches your eye. You talk, the vibe is there, you take yourselves to a nice little corner and start getting comfortable. Things get hot and heavy. This is it...

You reach for the condoms. Where are they?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Wrist. Tucked under the key band.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In the bag on the back of my wheelchair or the pouch under the seat. Or stuffed in my bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans have cavities for a reason. Meat pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my little handbag don’t worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrist. Tucked under the key band. "

Might use that myself x

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Tucked under a watch strap

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Runners wrist wallet, with key and lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my little handbag don’t worry

xx "

Sorry, yours won't do. I require my own custom ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One tucked under each boob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One tucked under each boob. "

Lies. Far too perky.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Under my watch strap and in a little bag carried by Mrs T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One tucked under each boob.

Lies. Far too perky."

Damn thought i was getting away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You're naked, or in your towel, happily enjoying the sights and sounds of the club...

Someone catches your eye. You talk, the vibe is there, you take yourselves to a nice little corner and start getting comfortable. Things get hot and heavy. This is it...

You reach for the condoms. Where are they?"
get yourself a shagbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're naked, or in your towel, happily enjoying the sights and sounds of the club...

Someone catches your eye. You talk, the vibe is there, you take yourselves to a nice little corner and start getting comfortable. Things get hot and heavy. This is it...

You reach for the condoms. Where are they?"

The Professional move is to wear swimming trunks so you have pockets for condoms, vapes, cigarettes etc.

Timing can be crucial in clubs, a few times just by having a condom and being ready I was able to play before others.

Thank us later

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Are you not allowed to bring your own condoms to these clubs??

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You could always be prepare and be wearing them on your cock try ten and see how many you get threw.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've got a little transparent plastic pouch for that. Transparent so it's obvious there's nothing in there I shouldn't have

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

In your fanny pack, surely?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"You could always be prepare and be wearing them on your cock try ten and see how many you get threw."

For a moment there I had visions of condoms like tear-off visors in motor racing.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I carry a briefcase full of condoms and I tend to use them all before I leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always tuck one above your ear. You know like your dad did with his cigars

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Are you not allowed to bring your own condoms to these clubs??"

Yes, of course you are. Clubs usually have various ones (free or to buy) but you can and are encouraged to bring your own (so you know they fit etc).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In your fanny pack, surely? "

I have a black panther one

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

In a small bag with lube and wet wipes fro the post cleanup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blown up like a balloon and tied to my ear

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I've been wearing it from the moment I left the changing rooms

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bra

If not little pocket in my knickers

Be creative

Mrs

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I have a runners armband they fit in nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my little handbag don’t worry

Sorry, yours won't do. I require my own custom ones...

That’s ok I’m sure someone else will make use of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carry a briefcase full of condoms and I tend to use them all before I leave "

Balloon animals?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

In my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the club I go to they have little bowls filled with condoms in every area

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Our little orange 'fun bag'... Did have a black one, but realised that's a bad idea at a club

same applies for underwear/lingerie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could always be prepare and be wearing them on your cock try ten and see how many you get threw.

For a moment there I had visions of condoms like tear-off visors in motor racing.

Thanks for that. Now I've got Murray Walker giving commentary in my head

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Who’s going to be the first one to own to a fanny pack / Bum bag???

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

In my bra.

Or sometimes a leather garter

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who’s going to be the first one to own to a fanny pack / Bum bag???

The pouch under my wheelchair seat has been christened my "wheelchair fanny" by certain Fabsters

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've been wearing it from the moment I left the changing rooms

LvM"

I heard it's safer if you layer them up. And don't forget one on each finger and your tongue - safe sex, no matter what sort

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

Seen someone with a ear pencil case type thing.

Also saw a guy who had boxers on with a pocket in!

Or you just say you'll pop and get them and meet them in a minute. That also gives both parties an easy opt out if you need to change your mind!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I heard it's safer if you layer them up. And don't forget one on each finger and your tongue - safe sex, no matter what sort

i used to call those rubber thimbles with raised dots which were used for getting a grip on sheets of office paper 'fingerdoms'

My colleagues soon got used to the word and its usage spread.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A tiny bumbag

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Tucked in my bra so they're prewarmed

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"You could always be prepare and be wearing them on your cock try ten and see how many you get threw.

For a moment there I had visions of condoms like tear-off visors in motor racing.

Thanks for that. Now I've got Murray Walker giving commentary in my head"

My mission here is almost complete

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"In your fanny pack, surely?

I have a black panther one

You have a black panther condom?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Strapped across me like a bandolier

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