FabSwingers.com forum: What's the dumbest warning you have seen on a product

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Probably ‘caution - hot liquid’ on a coffee cup - who’d want it cold?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Pack of peanuts - “May contain nuts”

You think?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

On a pushchair. “Please remove child before folding pushchair”.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Christmas fairy lights “For indoor and outdoor use only”

No good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packs of peanuts stating"may contain nuts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the pointy end between your teeth and wiggle

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"Probably ‘caution - hot liquid’ on a coffee cup - who’d want it cold?

Iced coffee is the only way!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Fireworks - Do Not Hold

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do not dispose of in toilets" On grenades.

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Fireworks - Do Not Hold"

You say it's a dumb warning, but the neighbours 2 doors down had a party a few years ago and their guests lit the fireworks whilst holding them. I don't think any injury occured, but it was one of the dumbest things I've seen

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Car battery warning do not drink the contents.

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

May contain fish on a pack of tuna steaks

Otherwise seen on Facebook a warning on a electrical case saying warning may result in death and a fine

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Fab Swingers is a publicly traded entity etc...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"May contain fish on a pack of tuna steaks

Otherwise seen on Facebook a warning on a electrical case saying warning may result in death and a fine "

Ha! Talk about adding insult to injury!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Man Utd fans saying they are back after winning the league cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a tooth whitening kit - Do not push forcibly into inner ear

On a child's buggy - not to be used while horseback riding.

On a pack of dog treats - serve at room temp.

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By *ichard574Man
over a year ago

West of Dfs

Nuclear warhead- do not drop.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On a tooth whitening kit - Do not push forcibly into inner ear

On a child's buggy - not to be used while horseback riding.

On a pack of dog treats - serve at room temp.

Dogs don't like cold treats, obviously

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Fab Swingers is a publicly traded entity etc...

Worse when it says "Facebook is a ...." when posted on Fab Swingers

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Bottled water from 'ancient mountain springs 'that have a use by date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain nuts on a pack of peanuts

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Do not climb into a street bin"

Introduced after some daft serviceman slept in one when d*unk and was never seen again.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

May contain nuts on a packet of peanuts

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Smoking kills

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

This on a item I purchased.

Description filleting knife. This is a razor sharpe knife . Should only be used for use as listed below. Various uses listed. Please note serious injury could be inflicted if correct use not complied with. Manufacturer takes no responsibility for incorrect use.

Yes I have two of these knifes for sea fishing. They are razor sharpe. Would not try to use in other circumstances.

The main one stated . Do not test sharpness, cutting on any area of persons body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottled water from 'ancient mountain springs 'that have a use by date. "

Actually, the date relates to the plastic bottle

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I once saw a warning sigh on a child’s high chair that said.

“ do not fold chair while child is still sat in it”

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign at Wembley - All hot drinks may contain hot liquids

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Man Utd fans saying they are back after winning the league cup

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

On a wall over a toilet: This water is not potable

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