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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.

My chats fantastic.

Verifications back this up.

It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.

Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. You do make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell 'em tiger

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

That's the way to go darling blaze that confidence

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You've some confidence I'll give you that.

Mrs

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I have a perfect face, tits, amazing personality. But fuck i feel arrogant and crass for saying that

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Haha I love it.

You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey approved. 10/10 confidence.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"It's not cocky if you can back it up" - Kid Rock (probably)

So far, you're cocky.

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lol

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You've some confidence I'll give you that.

Mrs "

Thanks. I mean every word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only he’d trade a few percentage points of perfection for some modesty and grammar skills.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If only he’d trade a few percentage points of perfection for some modesty and grammar skills."

Hopefully the below satisfies you.

I have a perfect cock, I also have a perfect face.

My chat is fantastic.

My verifications back this up.

It’s honestly not arrogant, it’s true haha.

Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

what girth is it ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. "

Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.

Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock"

Very! I like them sort of more lighthousey..... Good base and girth and a lovely beaming bobby's helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.

Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock

Very! I like them sort of more lighthousey..... Good base and girth and a lovely beaming bobby's helmet

Lighthousey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Nice suit too.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"Nice suit too."

He does have a lovely suit and fills it well

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. "

Yeah I m with the "maybe it's a bit stabby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pocket square and a wearing a sports watch with a suit, have to take a mark off for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, are you the guy that Shania Twain sang about..?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nice suit too.

He does have a lovely suit and fills it well

And hands

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No pocket square and a wearing a sports watch with a suit, have to take a mark off for that."

To be fair, he didn't say he was perfect, did he?

I thought he was just talking about his face and cock.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.

Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock"

I do go extremely hard. It’s like brick. Every time

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nice suit too."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pocket square and a wearing a sports watch with a suit, have to take a mark off for that.

To be fair, he didn't say he was perfect, did he?

I thought he was just talking about his face and cock.

I wasn't being entirely serious in my message.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nice suit too.

He does have a lovely suit and fills it well

Again very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest."

You have a great body bugs

good size of muscle on chest / arms etc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest."

Methinks proof is required

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

Methinks proof is required

Of which part?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

Methinks proof is required

Of which part?

Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest."

Naked mud wrestle for the winner?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

What is it they say about self praise

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a cock. I also have a face.

My punctuation's reasonable.

I like turtles.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thanks

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

Methinks proof is required

Of which part?

Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!

I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one called David can be that perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got to be up there in the top percentile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

Methinks proof is required

Of which part?

Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!

I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence

I would, but apparently I am outside your age range, so I guess you'll have to message me instead

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.

Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock

I do go extremely hard. It’s like brick. Every time

I bet you wake up hard.... just look at your lovely smile

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

Methinks proof is required

Of which part?

Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!

I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence

I can confirm that what he says is true

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"No one called David can be that perfect "

Michelangelo may disagree

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By *appytaffWoman
over a year ago

blackwood

Got to love confidence or is it arrogance lol ??

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By *exyBums22Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hahah in my humble opinion it's the imperfections that make people attractive.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't find ole Carrick arrogant. He's hardly over the top .... just direct with no frills... I appreciate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I just get blocked?

Man, I was only pulling your leg.

About the modesty part at least. I am still prettier.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't find ole Carrick arrogant. He's hardly over the top .... just direct with no frills... I appreciate that"

Thank you

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.

And far more modest.

Naked mud wrestle for the winner?"

Fabulous Idea

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"You've some confidence I'll give you that.

Mrs

Thanks. I mean every word."
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I'm sure you do, doesn't mean I agree

Mrs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I have a small cock, that's a bit crooked, body is so so and an interesting face but fuck I'm arrogant so give me a wide berth.

Oh and I'm getting on a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll beg to differ, yours is decent but far from perfect.

Mine has that subtle curvature, makes it look heavy. Yours is too straight and looks dried up.

As for the face, I can't comment on

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Did I just get blocked?

Man, I was only pulling your leg.

About the modesty part at least. I am still prettier.

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Now now guys! Someone will be getting a ruler out. Haha

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm hungry for some fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.

My chats fantastic.

Verifications back this up.

It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.

Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. "

Gwan op fair play work it baby

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Mines like a lighthouse… tall girthy with a bright shining helmet and a collection of crabs on the rocks below…

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoy"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks ... I'm only 50% the full package

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Bollocks ... I'm only 50% the full package

You’re not the full ticket either

(Luv ya really )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks ... I'm only 50% the full package

You’re not the full ticket either

(Luv ya really ) "

I resent that comment

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so perfect when it's over 300 miles away.

Pfffft at you.

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It's an Easter miracle, he has risen!

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see inner circle

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm just hungry for cock.

It doesn't need to be perfect

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm just hungry for cock.

It doesn't need to be perfect

You're in luck

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

see inner circle "

I've already found the perfect dick on this thread apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see inner circle

I've already found the perfect dick on this thread apparently

I'm.claiming I'm.a dick, but not a perfect dick

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Welcome back, buddy!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admire the confidence

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Is one of the boxes arrogant a-hole? Lol

Still, you'd be better than me anyway, I don't seem to tick any

Or is there a fat/geriatric box too?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Good grief and here I was thinking it was a thread about the leaning tower of Pisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back I been wondering if you ever make a return

Still waiting on my chance to bonce on that bad boy like a pogo stick

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Good to see you again.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fucking hell, here he comes, who disturbed his rock ?

The mr

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Fucking hell, here he comes, who disturbed his rock ?

The mr "

The rock was a typo right?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Fucking hell, here he comes, who disturbed his rock ?

The mr

The rock was a typo right?"

No I thought he only came back to life at Easter.

Guess not.

The mr

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ruh roh

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Men are threatened by me and that’s okay.

Totally understandable

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I hope you find what you need OP

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay.

Totally understandable"

Why when did you threaten me ?

Do I need my handbag so I can lift it to my chest and go “ oooooooo” when you get all aggressive

The mr

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay.

Totally understandable"

The pen is mightier than the sword my friend

(Draws silly face on his shaft)

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over a year ago

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Who put 50p in him. Come on. Own up

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I listen to those I am attracted to.

The others are insignificant.

I am this confident because I do so well away from this site haha x

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It’s a Tuesday. It’ll do to pass the time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say you have balls but….??

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Welcome back carrick

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By *arrickreal OP Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Fabulous

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

welcome back Carrick. Still haven't seen your face

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By *parkle1974Woman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm hungry for beans on toast now ..

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh dear. This is a bit sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Does this thread never die? I thought the OP might have cos it had gone silent for a year.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"welcome back Carrick. Still haven't seen your face"

Message me

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By *lynJMan
26 weeks ago

Morden

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By *lynJMan
26 weeks ago

Morden

I just misread the title as

"Hungry for perfect cook".

I thought it was about MasterChef or some similar programme.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Nice to see some things never change in here

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By *oiluvfunMan
26 weeks ago

Penrith

"I'm hungry for beans on toast now .."

I have melons in my head right now…..

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By *arrickreal OP Man
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.

My chats fantastic.

Verifications back this up.

It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.

Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. "

As is

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By *rchitectMan
22 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay.

Totally understandable"

Why ?

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I just misread the title as

"Hungry for perfect cook".

I thought it was about MasterChef or some similar programme."

If it had said Coq you may have been into something.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Yes op you do look very good. x

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Surely that should be down to the person, couple wanting to meet up to make that decision?

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By *idnightMuseWoman
22 weeks ago

Dreamville

OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history?

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By *ndrew999Man
22 weeks ago

Cumbria area

Happy to share my beautiful cock

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By *reggSausageMan
22 weeks ago

derby

It is refreshing to see someone shoot their shot, I’d get yourself down to the library and brush up on the battle of Hastings et al, you could be in

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

These cock posts are resurrected more than jesus.

Mrs

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
22 weeks ago

The Continental

Can I have a go on it?

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By *arrickreal OP Man
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Enjoy

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By *lynJMan
22 weeks ago

Morden

"These cock posts are resurrected more than jesus.

Mrs"

It's the second cumming, and third, and ...

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By *heFooFuckersCouple
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.

My chats fantastic.

Verifications back this up.

It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.

Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. "

I challenge you to a cock duel!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history? "

The Hundred Years War and how it could’ve been improved exponentially by his cock and face. Discuss.

Sorted.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
21 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You’re not my type so I’d politely decline and wish you all the best x

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By *arrickreal OP Man
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Yum

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