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"You've some confidence I'll give you that. Mrs " Thanks. I mean every word. | |||
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"If only he’d trade a few percentage points of perfection for some modesty and grammar skills." Hopefully the below satisfies you. I have a perfect cock, I also have a perfect face. My chat is fantastic. My verifications back this up. It’s honestly not arrogant, it’s true haha. Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. | |||
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. " Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock | |||
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock" Very! I like them sort of more lighthousey..... Good base and girth and a lovely beaming bobby's helmet | |||
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock Very! I like them sort of more lighthousey..... Good base and girth and a lovely beaming bobby's helmet " Lighthousey | |||
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"Nice suit too." He does have a lovely suit and fills it well | |||
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. " Yeah I m with the "maybe it's a bit stabby" | |||
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"Nice suit too. He does have a lovely suit and fills it well " And hands | |||
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"No pocket square and a wearing a sports watch with a suit, have to take a mark off for that." To be fair, he didn't say he was perfect, did he? I thought he was just talking about his face and cock. | |||
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock" I do go extremely hard. It’s like brick. Every time | |||
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"Nice suit too." Thank you | |||
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"Nice suit too. He does have a lovely suit and fills it well " Again very kind | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest." You have a great body bugs good size of muscle on chest / arms etc | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest." Methinks proof is required | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest. Methinks proof is required " Of which part? | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest. Methinks proof is required Of which part?" Let's spoil ourselves and say both?! | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest." Naked mud wrestle for the winner? | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest. Methinks proof is required Of which part? Let's spoil ourselves and say both?! " I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest. Methinks proof is required Of which part? Let's spoil ourselves and say both?! I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence " I would, but apparently I am outside your age range, so I guess you'll have to message me instead | |||
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick. Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock I do go extremely hard. It’s like brick. Every time " I bet you wake up hard.... just look at your lovely smile | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest. Methinks proof is required Of which part? Let's spoil ourselves and say both?! I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence " I can confirm that what he says is true | |||
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"No one called David can be that perfect " Michelangelo may disagree | |||
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"I don't find ole Carrick arrogant. He's hardly over the top .... just direct with no frills... I appreciate that" Thank you | |||
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier. And far more modest. Naked mud wrestle for the winner?" Fabulous Idea | |||
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"You've some confidence I'll give you that. Mrs Thanks. I mean every word." . I'm sure you do, doesn't mean I agree Mrs | |||
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"Did I just get blocked? Man, I was only pulling your leg. About the modesty part at least. I am still prettier. " Now now guys! Someone will be getting a ruler out. Haha | |||
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"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face. My chats fantastic. Verifications back this up. It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha. Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. " Gwan op fair play work it baby | |||
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"Bollocks ... I'm only 50% the full package " You’re not the full ticket either (Luv ya really ) | |||
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"Bollocks ... I'm only 50% the full package You’re not the full ticket either (Luv ya really ) " I resent that comment | |||
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"I'm just hungry for cock. It doesn't need to be perfect " You're in luck | |||
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" see inner circle " I've already found the perfect dick on this thread apparently | |||
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" see inner circle I've already found the perfect dick on this thread apparently " I'm.claiming I'm.a dick, but not a perfect dick | |||
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"Fucking hell, here he comes, who disturbed his rock ? The mr " The rock was a typo right? | |||
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"Fucking hell, here he comes, who disturbed his rock ? The mr The rock was a typo right?" No I thought he only came back to life at Easter. Guess not. The mr | |||
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"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay. Totally understandable" Why when did you threaten me ? Do I need my handbag so I can lift it to my chest and go “ oooooooo” when you get all aggressive The mr | |||
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"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay. Totally understandable" The pen is mightier than the sword my friend (Draws silly face on his shaft) | |||
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"welcome back Carrick. Still haven't seen your face" Message me | |||
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"I'm hungry for beans on toast now .." I have melons in my head right now….. | |||
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"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face. My chats fantastic. Verifications back this up. It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha. Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. " As is | |||
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"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay. Totally understandable" Why ? | |||
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"I just misread the title as "Hungry for perfect cook". I thought it was about MasterChef or some similar programme." If it had said Coq you may have been into something. | |||
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"These cock posts are resurrected more than jesus. Mrs" It's the second cumming, and third, and ... | |||
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"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face. My chats fantastic. Verifications back this up. It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha. Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. " I challenge you to a cock duel! | |||
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"OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history? " The Hundred Years War and how it could’ve been improved exponentially by his cock and face. Discuss. Sorted. | |||
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"OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history? " You’re not my type so I’d politely decline and wish you all the best x | |||
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