FabSwingers.com forum: Social skills work against me

By *ason_silver OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I ain’t suave or cool but when people meet me I can laugh the hind legs of a donkey and he’ll still love me.

Problem is everyone wants to be my friend... no one wants to fuck me.

How do I solve this?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I ain’t suave or cool but when people meet me I can laugh the hind legs of a donkey and he’ll still love me.

Problem is everyone wants to be my friend... no one wants to fuck me.

How do I solve this?

Have you tried asking your donkey?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Isn’t it talk the hind legs off a donkey?!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

But I’d say if you can make people laugh then you’ve got a lot better social skills than most!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need white boxers not blue ones

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Find people who fuck their friends.

Become their friend.

There you go, simple solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find people who fuck their friends.

Become their friend.

There you go, simple solution. "

Straight to the heart of the matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find people who fuck their friends.

Become their friend.

There you go, simple solution. "

Easier to do if I had a tight snatch and boobies

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Find people who fuck their friends.

Become their friend.

There you go, simple solution. "

I like people who befriend their fuckers.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"But I’d say if you can make people laugh then you’ve got a lot better social skills than most!

I agree with this, I do like folk who make me giggle

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You need to think about laughing knickers, not legs off.

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By *ason_silver OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You need white boxers not blue ones

But what if I fart?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You need white boxers not blue ones

But what if I fart?"

Stand with your back to the wall, it's a safe option

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By *ason_silver OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You need to think about laughing knickers, not legs off. "

Not crotchless, but with a

on the front?

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By *ason_silver OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Find people who fuck their friends.

Become their friend.

There you go, simple solution. "

Been there, done that..

She’d crawl all over me in lace underwear while the new guy watched, then go off and fuck him.

It’s a pattern I’ve had my entire life

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"You need white boxers not blue ones

But what if I fart?"

You do blue farts?

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By *ason_silver OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You need white boxers not blue ones

But what if I fart?

You do blue farts?

There’s a thought - drink more port

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By *ason_silver OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

If I could chat to a clitoris and be appreciated - I’d be an F’ing legend!!

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